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hyphz posted:“Dear Goons, I am going to set fire to my house. I’m hoping that my brother will escape, my kid sister won’t be around, the fire will be put out quickly and there will be no criminal consequences for me. Is this a good idea?” yes
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hyphz posted:“Dear Goons, I am going to set fire to my house. I’m hoping that my brother will escape, my kid sister won’t be around, the fire will be put out quickly and there will be no criminal consequences for me. Is this a good idea?” According to the news five other houses caught fire, so he can be lucky! It's someone elses step brother and kid sister!
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hyphz posted:“Dear Goons, I am going to set fire to my house. I’m hoping that my brother will escape, my kid sister won’t be around, the fire will be put out quickly and there will be no criminal consequences for me. Is this a good idea?” That seems like a bit much just to protect pumpkins Have you considered solid shot instead
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Feb 24, 2023 23:17
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Watch it turn out the news article was a fake and the poster was trolling him.
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Feb 24, 2023 23:25
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Url=goatse.jp] terrible crimes click here[/url]
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hydroceramics posted:Watch it turn out the news article was a fake and the poster was trolling him. Had the victims' names though.
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Hot Stunt posted:Had the victims' names though. Wait, did it? I thought it just said 3 victims and approximate ages. Edit: oh you're right! Nevermind, this guy is done for. hydroceramics fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Feb 25, 2023 |
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hyphz posted:“Dear Goons, I am going to set fire to my house. I’m hoping that my brother will escape, my kid sister won’t be around, the fire will be put out quickly and there will be no criminal consequences for me. Is this a good idea?” https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1746
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Where does he even think he's going to go? Japan's an island.
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He's going to escape into the internet.
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Just ran from one net cafe to another.
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there are going to be some goons critically hit for massive psychic damage by one lol
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SniperWoreConverse posted:there are going to be some goons critically hit for massive psychic damage by one lol 
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Neets gonna  isn't he?
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I can confidently say your life will be vastly improved if you quit your job.
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Oh man, I didn't know this would tie in to the current Kaiji manga arc
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japan seems like a place where you can get along with cash and no car... I sure bought plenty of train tickets for pocket change and never had to show identification. Couldn't he just like hop a train to Hokkaido and go work for a daikon farmer? also if you buy a car you're still in Japan dude
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Pham Nuwen posted:japan seems like a place where you can get along with cash and no car... I sure bought plenty of train tickets for pocket change and never had to show identification. Couldn't he just like hop a train to Hokkaido and go work for a daikon farmer? Depends on where you live. Out in the country you do need cars. My in-laws place would definitely be rough without a car for example.
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The author has done a good job on making a truly unlikable character. I hate this dude and hope the fake comic cops get his rear end sooner than later. The OG neet at least has always shown growth or the potential for it. This dude is a shameless cretin.
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Also how is he getting his savings? I'm assuming he wasn't stuffing his mattress with cash. Because if he was...
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Idiot will get arrested at the ATM.
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He'll go to the atm and realize it's too late and the atm is closed. And then get arrested.
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This is the guy pre-Crime NEET was trying to be and it's just shameful.
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Seems like he just blacked out while stressing about his job and drowned in the bathtub
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Surely my grandpa will protect me from the consequences of killing his little granddaughter.
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Plot twist, grandpa was visiting when the fire broke out and died trying to save the family. Truly, he has set the investigation into disarray
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genius plan, the police definitely won't think to investigate any living relatives or anything
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His doting grandpa is going to be crime neets uncle who paid him to stay away forever
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Appreciate your hard work translating this panel.
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 (Rather filthy comment) Psycho NEET looks like he's eating a large turd. Which he deserves, so @#%# him.
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