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I'm just surprised he blew up his cash cow. For years he was able to make an absurd amount of money by following this formula: Be a racist without being too loud And he still hosed it up. What a loving maroon. Racists can never keep it zipped can they, goddamn. silent generation my rear end.
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E the Shaggy posted:Imagine ever liking Dilbert. I learned about Dilbert existing from Leisuretown, when he had to change the in-comic Dilbert Hole to different characters because Adams or his publisher C&D'd him. I thought "sounds like an rear end in a top hat", looked at one strip, thought "what an rear end in a top hat" and ignored it from then on.
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Feb 27, 2023 22:59
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My dad: "The woke left are cancelling you for saying anything these days!" Also my dad: "People are stupid for saying covid does not exist, of course, it does, Hamas dropped vials of it out of commercial airlines over white cities but our scientists FOOLED THEM by creating the vaccine" (all economists are fash, prove me wrong)
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learnincurve posted:My dad: "The woke left are cancelling you for saying anything these days!" Richard Wolff?
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Feb 27, 2023 23:02
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learnincurve posted:My dad: "The woke left are cancelling you for saying anything these days!" It's always a good idea to do the opposite of anything Scott Adams says and in this case it's pretty obvious that you must kill your father
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Feb 27, 2023 23:07
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Kingo Ligma posted:It's always a good idea to do the opposite of anything Scott Adams says and in this case it's pretty obvious that you must kill your father 
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Feb 27, 2023 23:20
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WITH SALSA!
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CBD Corndog posted:also never forget the time scott adams said he watched his step-son die instead of helping them because there is no fixing troubled young men: I wish I was dilberts stepson
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Feb 27, 2023 23:24
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sounds like the layoffs over the weekend was more like 200 than 50, or 10% of the staff
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Feb 27, 2023 23:31
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E the Shaggy posted:Hey Elon come get your boy! https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1630244325128044547
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Feb 27, 2023 23:39
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Can we get to the part where Elon signs Twitter over to Christoph Waltz?
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Feb 27, 2023 23:40
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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:Can we get to the part where Elon kills himself
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Feb 27, 2023 23:46
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Doonesbury is the comic we deserve.
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CommieGIR posted:Doonesbury is the comic we deserve. I grew up learning politics thru Bloom County.
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Feb 28, 2023 00:13
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Can we trade Scott Adams for Douglas Adams?
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Feb 28, 2023 00:21
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I think bad things about Scott Adams
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I really wish someone would respond to "I Identify As X" defenses with "what actions have you taken to overcome what prejudices other than just invoking it as a magic word?" But that would be an actual debate and the shithead is not there for a debate, they're there to get off on outrage.
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Feb 28, 2023 01:00
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I’m sad this wasn’t that “dilbert murders everyone” YouTube from a while back. Appears it’s gone  Not gone! https://youtu.be/flWuvkNWuS4 Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Feb 28, 2023 |
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Someone see if Daniel Stern, Chris Elliott and Larry Miller are willing to redub this. Turn it into the canon ending for the Dilbert TV show.
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Feb 28, 2023 01:13
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A fellow computer toucher once told me a joke about 12-15 years ago that whenever he would find Dilbert funny was the time he knew he had to quit his current job and look elsewhere. I kinda of agreed since that strip's writing was generally pretty drat lame even for corporate world jokes. It is now the future. Elong Musk claims this his favorite strip ever, funny and insightful, while Scott Adams killed his cash cow by dropping any pretense of not being racist. And he's also claiming he used to pretend to be black whenever it was socially beneficial?? What in the blazes.
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Feb 28, 2023 01:20
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incoherent light posted:he looks a little like Mr. Anderson, whose trailer those boys were whackin' off in This is a disgusting post. Never end a sentence in a preposition. (If you weren't setting up a Do America call and response, I'm sorry.)
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Feb 28, 2023 01:26
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Saoshyant posted:And he's also claiming he used to pretend to be black whenever it was socially beneficial?? What in the blazes. I can't even fathom what Scott Adams even means when he says he identified as black because he seems to think that saying it did actually make him black. You can't just say it to people and then have them treat you as if you are black, that's not remotely how it works.
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Feb 28, 2023 01:37
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he's making fun of trans folks by cheekily saying he identifies as X. it's not rocket surgery.
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Buce posted:he's making fun of trans folks by cheekily saying he identifies as X. it's not rocket surgery. Wow, that would be a pretty loving lovely jab especially for someone in extreme hot water and at a risk of losing it all. Which would be on brand for Scott Adams, I guess.
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Feb 28, 2023 01:43
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Buce posted:he's making fun of trans folks by cheekily saying he identifies as X. it's not rocket surgery. I don't know if that's how it started and he's pivoted when he realized how bad that sounds, but he has been offering genuine-sounding, completely-batshit extra details that make it seem like he really thought he was living his life as a black man for a long time just by saying he identified as black.
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Magnetic North posted:This is a disgusting post. gently caress that stodgy prescriptivist poo poo, end your sentences in whichever way you think will best communicate your ideas to your audience.
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Feb 28, 2023 01:48
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PostNouveau posted:I can't even fathom what Scott Adams even means when he says he identified as black because he seems to think that saying it did actually make him black. You can't just say it to people and then have them treat you as if you are black, that's not remotely how it works. A reminder for the folks at home: Scott "Dilbert" Adams is/was a big fan of The Secret and - at least once upon a time - was happy to say in public that he could literally change reality via the power of thinking about poo poo. So if he says that he identified as black for several years, I totally buy that he said that and expected to be black when he believed it.
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Feb 28, 2023 01:55
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'i identify as an attack helicopter' etc etc
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Twitter vendor non-payment current lawsuits: https://www.plainsite.org/tags/twitter-vendor-nonpayment/ 
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Feb 28, 2023 01:58
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gently caress yeh i want that home
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Feb 28, 2023 01:58
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whats in the abortion room
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hemale in pain posted:whats in the abortion room whatever was in there, it's not there anymore
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Feb 28, 2023 01:59
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Magnetic North posted:This is a disgusting post. The rules of grammar have evolved. It's now grammatically correct to end a sentence with a preposition. This is because many sentences that purposely avoid doing so sound awkward as hell.
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https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1630370951110991872 Probably a DW Swerving rather than a Telsa malfunction
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"a tippeth of the cap to you sir doge of the coin" - elon, probably
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