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FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
I don't think the Bombadil tweet is real news. Seems like some randos joke.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Classic wrong tool for the job

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

but what is the job?

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Thats a crypto miner ontop an outhouse serverfarm with obvious thermic problems

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Blue Moonlight posted:

I had a friend who refused to see the rest of the LOTR films expressly because they left Tom Bombadil out of FOTR.

I do not know if, for him, this is the best possible news or the worst possible news.

I hate people like your friend

caspergers fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Feb 27, 2023

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
The Tom Bombadil parts sucked, sure, but just turn the page, man.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Thanks Mr Seger

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Dare you enter my magical realm of whimzzy???

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Yeah but if you do that, how will you be needlessly cruel to people? I mean sure there are ways but they require considerably more effort

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

I'd rather have a significantly higher chance of being homeless, not having adequate health care, getting shot or a myriad other stupidities just for the lower than a lightning strike hitting me chance of being a billionaire!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Waltzing Along posted:

I'd rather have a significantly higher chance of being homeless, not having adequate health care, getting shot or a myriad other stupidities just for the lower than a lightning strike hitting me chance of being a billionaire!

Maybe you need to stop huffing the good stuff and come back down to ground level here where we're content to hate each other and suffer for it as long as those we hate suffer more.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Finland has 1.09 billionaires per million instead of 1.85 per million that the USA has. 0.76 less billionaires is too great a cost to end homelessness.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Inceltown posted:

Finland has 1.09 billionaires per million instead of 1.85 per million that the USA has. 0.76 less billionaires is too great a cost to end homelessness.

Imagine what's possible with 0.00 billionaires per populace

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

TotalLossBrain posted:

Imagine what's possible with 0.00 billionaires per populace

https://i.imgur.com/gva3aLh.mp4

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Peepsi update. I found a bottle at a local grocery store. It tastes like marshmallows and pepsi. It is ok. I will not buy anymore.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
I haven't had soda in years. I fear that something like Peepsi might actually kill me.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Jamesman posted:

I haven't had soda in years. I fear that something like Peepsi might actually kill me.

Peepsi is not for civilians

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mr Hootington posted:

Peepsi update. I found a bottle at a local grocery store. It tastes like marshmallows and pepsi. It is ok. I will not buy anymore.


Aw drat, I finally consciously realized that they didn't actually change the label to Peepsi, that was the one thing I (thought I) enjoyed about the whole thing :(

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



It's not even a gross off-yellow colour

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

finally, a sugar flavored soda

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/ymmayer/status/1630280364907192324?s=20

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Ghostlight posted:

It's not even a gross off-yellow colour

It should be identical to a melted banana popsicle

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Jamesman posted:

I haven't had soda in years. I fear that something like Peepsi might actually kill me.

I keep looking for it for my kids to put in their easter baskets but no luck so far.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ghostlight posted:

It's not even a gross off-yellow colour

It should look exactly like this stuff:



They even have crystal pepsi ready to go, just add some food coloring and your piss peepsi will be flying off the shelves!

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



The most sickening things I've ever eaten or drunk was that bottle of sweet corn soda and some lays sweet corn chips. There is something about that artificial sweet corn flavor that just grotesque to me. It is nothing like actual sweet corn at all and I love me some corn.

bar88537
Nov 8, 2004

Sounds like y'all might want cotton candy Faygo.


I tried it like 10 years ago and I think it tasted less sweet than your average soda somehow.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




I kinda want to try them though.

Archonet
Mar 12, 2022

it is time to boogie

ultrafilter posted:



I kinda want to try them though.

I see your cursed sodas and raise you

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Some of those might be OK. With the Jones holiday pack, you know you're in for a bad time.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Archonet posted:

I see your cursed sodas and raise you


I like how the bacon soda is clearly labeled as Artificial, but the pumpkin pie, coffee, and peanut butter and jelly are theoretically all natural

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

bar88537 posted:

Sounds like y'all might want cotton candy Faygo.


I tried it like 10 years ago and I think it tasted less sweet than your average soda somehow.

Occasionally you'll find someone making a cotton candy sparkling wine. It is beyond grotesque.

rarbatrol
Apr 17, 2011

Hurt//maim//kill.

Captain Hygiene posted:

It should look exactly like this stuff:



They even have crystal pepsi ready to go, just add some food coloring and your piss peepsi will be flying off the shelves!

I know which thread this is, but I was offered a sip of the sweet corn soda and it tasted like... Kix cereal, I guess? It wasn't nearly as unpleasant as I expected.

Archonet
Mar 12, 2022

it is time to boogie

mercenarynuker posted:

I like how the bacon soda is clearly labeled as Artificial, but the pumpkin pie, coffee, and peanut butter and jelly are theoretically all natural

It's the subtle details like that that complete the picture, yes

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022

mercenarynuker posted:

I like how the bacon soda is clearly labeled as Artificial, but the pumpkin pie, coffee, and peanut butter and jelly are theoretically all natural

Probably so people with faith-based dietary restrictions can enjoy the pork soda

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

SonOfGhostDad posted:

Probably so people with faith-based dietary restrictions can enjoy the pork soda

:confused:

Vakal
May 11, 2008

SonOfGhostDad posted:

Probably so people with faith-based dietary restrictions can enjoy the pork soda

I seem to remember there was some food product that had artificial human flavor.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Captain Hygiene posted:

It should look exactly like this stuff:



They even have crystal pepsi ready to go, just add some food coloring and your piss peepsi will be flying off the shelves!

I bought this and the bacon one a few years back to try side by side. Bacon tasted like really fake bacon flavor, like carbonated, slightly sweet liquid smoke. Bad, but what I was expecting.

This one though, this one was awful. I guess I thought since corn is sweet, that maybe it'd be tolerable. It was so much worse, like drinking the water from a can of corn.

Fun to try, but in no way were they trying to make a product someone would drink outside of a dare.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yeah, that's a nasty flavor, it's a novelty one I'd throw out after the slightest taste. I guess it's realistic in the sense that it reminds me of tasting water after you boil sweet corn in it, but that stuff's garbage that you should dump out as soon as possible, so it's not exactly a good comparison.

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Real jewish delis always have the Dr. Browns Cel-Ray celery flavored soda. If they don't have either that or the black and white cookie, just walk out.

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