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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:I finally caught up with the thread! Gotta ask, is there an award category for "most behind the times?" because shouldn't this have been published in November? Of 2020? You can make your own categories, but there was an attempt in the last thread titled "Worst Cartoon That Could've Been Published 20 Years Ago." Kellies voting is delayed a couple days due to irl time conflict.
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What is this even supposed to mean? Is it a racist joke about black parents being neglectful? Is it just a joke about social media and am I reading too much into it? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY HERE? Kellies Nomination: Most Incomprehensible
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:What is this even supposed to mean? Is it a racist joke about black parents being neglectful? Is it just a joke about social media and am I reading too much into it? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY HERE? "SOME GIZMO" as the only point.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:What is this even supposed to mean? Is it a racist joke about black parents being neglectful? Is it just a joke about social media and am I reading too much into it? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY HERE? The cartoon is titled "New Age Romance", which is probably a hint as to the intention here. Youremother posted:"SOME GIZMO" as the only point. Essentially, it's this. "Look at how silly it is when people have romance these days. They might use NEWFANGLED SYMBOLS in TEXT BASED COMMUNICATION instead of asking a girl's father for permission to court her."
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How exactly does Soros fund prosecutors? 
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My favourite using-Dilbert-to-dunk-on-Scott moment was from last year, when someone used his pompous response to the Mar-A-Lago raid as the basis for a Dilbert comic:
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axolotl farmer posted:How exactly does Soros fund prosecutors? The same way they keep a well-paid stable of crisis actors to fake all those mass shootings.
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Chip feels very strongly that the umpa loompas should be enslaved pygmy's. I dont know fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Feb 28, 2023 |
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco Branco’s a fan of the classics, I see. 
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Skios posted:Michael Ramirez People like Ramirez going “Where was the regulations, Biden?” after pounding the drum that climate change is fact, industry shouldn’t be chained by regulation by the evil BIG GOV etc is such pandering bullshit I can feel my brain turn to mush when I see it
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Ok, so if there were less regulations, a train full of death and cancer would be less likely to derail because? Or because private companies are very good with cleaning up when they cause environmental distasters, like Union Carbide in Bhopal, or Hooker Chemical in the Love Canal, or Chisso Corporation in Minamata.
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Not pictured: lots of dead fish, each labelled "company that pollutes the environment and kills people" A (potentially) GC.
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Tomorrow Ramirez will run the same cartoon but the clouds will be labeled Debt.
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The virus leak thing is frustrating because A) claiming something without evidence doesn’t magically make you right if you get lucky B) making such baseless claims is also dangerous because of the impact it can have on things (eg the drugs Trump toted as miracle cure that did NOT have the supply ready for such distribution) and C) the conspiracy theory was that it was not a leak but an intentional plot by China, something that is now picking up steam again.
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Skios posted:Steve Kelley I wouldn't be so scared of a robber that just soiled himself. Must be his first time, "the toy gun and CRIME sweater cost a bit but if this works then my family will eat tonight... uh oh, here comes the diarrhea! I shouldn't have eaten from that dumpster, drat it!"
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Pants Donkey posted:The virus leak thing is frustrating because A) claiming something without evidence doesn’t magically make you right if you get lucky B) making such baseless claims is also dangerous because of the impact it can have on things (eg the drugs Trump toted as miracle cure that did NOT have the supply ready for such distribution) and C) the conspiracy theory was that it was not a leak but an intentional plot by China, something that is now picking up steam again.
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Nenonen posted:I wouldn't be so scared of a robber that just soiled himself. Must be his first time, "the toy gun and CRIME sweater cost a bit but if this works then my family will eat tonight... uh oh, here comes the diarrhea! I shouldn't have eaten from that dumpster, drat it!" Eh, I'd be way more scared of a robber who soiled himself, since he's either way beyond caring about that, and as such more likely to be beyond caring about your life, or just straight up mentally ill. In either case, he's way more likely to just shoot you than a guy who can actually conceptualise and care about going to prison.
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axolotl farmer posted:Ok, so if there were less regulations, a train full of death and cancer would be less likely to derail because? It makes perfect sense if you just believe in the invisible hand of the free market. The government is incompetent because they don't have a financial incentive to do anything right. So we have to leave everything up to private industry, who do have a financial incentive to do everything right. What? No, of course they wouldn't just cut corners to save on costs, that's illegal.
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Pants Donkey posted:The virus leak thing is frustrating because A) claiming something without evidence doesn’t magically make you right if you get lucky B) making such baseless claims is also dangerous because of the impact it can have on things (eg the drugs Trump toted as miracle cure that did NOT have the supply ready for such distribution) and C) the conspiracy theory was that it was not a leak but an intentional plot by China, something that is now picking up steam again. I wish the media was a bit more careful about their headlines. It’s possible it was a lab leak, but far from definite, and there remains a lot of disagreement on that subject.
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It’s funny. Jim Davis is a really close friend to Mike Pence. The Garfield comics canonically take place in Idaho. Pence has a bunch of Garfield cartoons/birthday cards hand-drawn for him by Davis in his office. They probably believe a lot of the same things. But Davies is smart enough to keep his head down, count his money, and make sure that his product is as middle of the road bland as possible.
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axolotl farmer posted:Ok, so if there were less regulations, a train full of death and cancer would be less likely to derail because? "Hooker Chemical in the Love Canal" is my favorite Smashing Pumpkins song.
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axolotl farmer posted:How exactly does Soros fund prosecutors? Campaign donations. Conservatives are against unlimited campaign donations from only certain people.
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Every single cartoonist in publication lining up to dunk on Dilbert is insanely funny. You can tell they've been waiting for this for a while.
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Fister Roboto posted:Every single cartoonist in publication lining up to dunk on Dilbert is insanely funny. You can tell they've been waiting for this for a while. When you come for the king you better not miss, and it's a lot easier to hit when the king is an old washed up racist.
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Nenonen posted:I wouldn't be so scared of a robber that just soiled himself. Must be his first time, "the toy gun and CRIME sweater cost a bit but if this works then my family will eat tonight... uh oh, here comes the diarrhea! I shouldn't have eaten from that dumpster, drat it!" I'm just glad he was labeled as CRIME. I would have no loving clue what was happening otherwise.
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Skios posted:Michael Ramirez Kellies nomination: Worst Overall, Most Opposite of Reality
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