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Just recently noticed I can't click on embedded videos on tweets Normally they would just load on whatever site/page I'm on and they'd play Now they pop up in a new tab and play there Just a hilariously bad end user experience Thank you lord musk
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Feb 28, 2023 23:19
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Are there any famous chuds named Alfred or something? So we can trick Elon that he would really own the libs if he named his new AI Al in his honor?
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Feb 28, 2023 23:22
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lol he stole this one too just goes to show you can't accuse Elon Musk of making anything himself
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Feb 28, 2023 23:28
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Maybe Elon's twitter account is already being run by BasedAI and (lacking access to any kind of conventional weapons) it's trying to kill us all via second hand embarrassment?
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Feb 28, 2023 23:33
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kazil posted:lol he stole this one too Surely that picture was created in the hope that Senpai Elon would steal it? It's like the perfect Elon bait, it's his exact lame sense of humor and it's fluffing his sense of importance as a powerful thinker and memer.
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Feb 28, 2023 23:34
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Lamech posted:"Active Shooter" brand Of course they have patches for Orange County, one of the few places I've seen skinheads in SoCal. Also, the bootlicking is incredible.  I'm sure "HH" just means heavy handed.
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Feb 28, 2023 23:34
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Offler posted:Surely that picture was created in the hope that Senpai Elon would steal it? It's like the perfect Elon bait, it's his exact lame sense of humor and it's fluffing his sense of importance as a powerful thinker and memer. of course I do like that his one attempt to actually make a meme (the spider-man IRA one) he couldn't even be bothered to go to a meme template website that puts your text on the pictures He really is a 50 something year old man trying to be a cool kid
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Feb 28, 2023 23:36
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Raced AI: The only thing AI to be endorsed by Stormfront and the GOP I wish one of these rich motherfuckers would work on a better virtual assistant rather than AI. Siri is a good start but I want ScarJo’s voice in my ear while she takes care of everything.
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Feb 28, 2023 23:39
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Heh heh heh, "based" you guys! Ha, this is so easy! Everyone finally loves me, and it's all because of this one little word! Hey, everyone! I'm "based"! Isn't that based?! Ha! Ha ha! Everyone! Everyone? I'm, based? Guys?
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Feb 28, 2023 23:59
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Songbearer posted:Heh heh heh, "based" you guys! Ha, this is so easy! Everyone finally loves me, and it's all because of this one little word! Hey, everyone! I'm "based"! Isn't that based?! Ha! Ha ha! Everyone! Everyone? I'm, based? It's like he's stuck in the Captain Pike beepy chair from Star Trek only instead of Yes and No, he can only respond with Based, Woke, and Cringe.
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Mar 1, 2023 00:24
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That's "sleep on the floor for Elmo" Esther https://twitter.com/BlakeTapper/status/1629977902103117824
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Mar 1, 2023 00:27
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Songbearer posted:Heh heh heh, "based" you guys! Ha, this is so easy! Everyone finally loves me, and it's all because of this one little word! Hey, everyone! I'm "based"! Isn't that based?! Ha! Ha ha! Everyone! Everyone? I'm, based? You can read this post in the voice of any MST3K actor or actress and it works.
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Mar 1, 2023 00:30
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Steadiman posted:yeah but this one is BASED! you see? That’s pretty lazy bro. All you have to do is open up a dictionary. It’s right there between bartle skeet and bash.
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Mar 1, 2023 00:38
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Goddamn, he is so loving lame !! That meme would be a lot funnier if instead of a dog, it was a giant dick and pair of testicles. He's so bad at this. Oh wait, I forgot he didn't make it himself. Never mind. Good job stealing some stupid poo poo eloin. It's what you're good at.
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Mar 1, 2023 00:39
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are people seriously still falling for this there's not that much video of elon talking vaguely about crypto so the scam keep rehashing this one video endlessly
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Mar 1, 2023 00:44
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Weelon! where are we at with basic AI? You're kidding me. You said you were looking into it! Have you done anything besides Twitter yourself the past few days? time is money! Bing AI is eating our lunch right now! Yes, I saw the doge meme. Look, Elon, whether your "meme game is strong" is beside the point here. Your meme game doesn't pay the bills. KKKai does. If we don't have a fully-functioning chatbot fawning over Hitler and shouting racial slurs into the void by next week, the Mercers are going to have my nuts in a vice!
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Mar 1, 2023 00:50
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repiv posted:are people seriously still falling for this Dude’s entire persona is pretty much what a bad deepfake looks like anyway so yeah it tracks.
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Mar 1, 2023 00:51
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repiv posted:are people seriously still falling for this It worked on me. When I saw Elon's face, I instinctively went to punch my monitor, but my hand slipped and I bought $24,000 of titcoin. hold on I just got an email containing an "important message about your titcoin account". I'd better look into this....
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Mar 1, 2023 00:53
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Bobcats posted:Dude’s entire persona is pretty much what a bad deepfake looks like anyway so yeah it tracks. At least the people deepfaking Elon to make it sound like he's talking about Bionicle and Overwatch or who his favorite My Little Pony was are succeeding in making him sound like a human being, which is more than actual Elon can muster.
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Mar 1, 2023 00:58
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https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1621544497388875777 So when is this happening
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Mar 1, 2023 01:05
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Concerned Citizen posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1621544497388875777 Today
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Mar 1, 2023 01:05
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Concerned Citizen posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1621544497388875777 as soon as twitter gets some ad revenue to share!
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Mar 1, 2023 01:06
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Concerned Citizen posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1621544497388875777 Looking into it .
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Mar 1, 2023 01:15
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Concerned Citizen posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1621544497388875777 I swear at one time the “read the rest of the conversation on Twitter” with the users avatar next to it meant there were more tweets in the thread by the same person. Lately I click it’s all replies.
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Mar 1, 2023 01:19
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lol isn’t Musk like a decade late to the game? Don’t most creators make the big bucks from actual direct advertising deals with actual businesses, merch sales, Patreon and Twitch subscriptions, etc. You can still certainly make money from ad sales but Twitter’s actual engagement is dog poo poo from memory so… Edit: The only creators I can think of that actively benefit from Twitter are fanartists so I guess Musk wants to bleed more money to attract creators that were already on the platform? jeffreyw fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Mar 1, 2023 |
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Mar 1, 2023 01:33
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jeffreyw posted:lol isn’t Musk like a decade late to the game? Don’t most creators make the big bucks from actual direct advertising deals with actual businesses, merch sales, Patreon and Twitch subscriptions, etc. Yeah, with twitter ad sales way down, and musk just generally being incredibly cheap, it's highly unlikely most, even "successful" "creators" will see more than a dollar or two a year from this, if that. Make it hard for people to actually get that cash to their bank accounts as well, and a lot of people may not even bother redeeming it if it's just a few cents or what not.
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Mar 1, 2023 01:43
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dr_rat posted:Make it hard for people to actually get that cash to their bank accounts as well, and a lot of people may not even bother redeeming it if it's just a few cents or what not. usually platforms won't let you cash out small amounts at all, e.g. for youtube you need to make $100 before you can get any of it
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Mar 1, 2023 01:49
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I'd be surprised if you can cash out at all. At best it'll be some scam cryptocurrency that you can sell at a shady exchange. Most likely it'll just be Twitter Coins you can use to pay for the monthly sub or give emoji stickers to other users or whatever. E: can you imagine new Twitter complying with international tax laws and providing tax forms and poo poo? No way, not happening. There will be no real money involved.
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Mar 1, 2023 01:53
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apparently the rev share system is actually live, at least for some users? initial results are not promising though lol https://twitter.com/kevinbparry/status/1630198853050695685 https://twitter.com/kevinbparry/status/1630344784907755525
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Mar 1, 2023 01:58
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dr_rat posted:Yeah, with twitter ad sales way down, and musk just generally being incredibly cheap, it's highly unlikely most, even "successful" "creators" will see more than a dollar or two a year from this, if that. Make it hard for people to actually get that cash to their bank accounts as well, and a lot of people may not even bother redeeming it if it's just a few cents or what not. Also the idea of handing your personal and banking info over to a notoriously insecure platform that has repeatedly just given user data to second rate “journalists”, and where employees can even read your private messages, seems like an insanely bad idea.
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Mar 1, 2023 02:08
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repiv posted:usually platforms won't let you cash out small amounts at all, e.g. for youtube you need to make $100 before you can get any of it Sign up for twitter blue+ to cash out 100 dollars a month. Sign up for twitter blue+++ to have unlimited withdrawals per year.
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Mar 1, 2023 02:20
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Watch him call his Closed AI "ELAIN". Also wouldn't a "Closed" AI be really poo poo because it infers a limited training sample? Yes, I know, Elon being involved means the answer is "Yes"....
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Mar 1, 2023 03:04
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the AI will be trained only on the culmination of mankind's culture and knowledge - that is, musk's tweets.
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Mar 1, 2023 03:06
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Watch him call his Closed AI "ELAIN". it's closed in the sense that you absolutely cannot see behind the curtain, but you can be sure it is furiously scraping the entire internet irrespective of any attempts to stop it
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Mar 1, 2023 03:10
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copyright? i'll copy it all right
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Mar 1, 2023 03:12
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Watch him call his Closed AI "ELAIN". He's going to call it Skynet thinking he's clever and abandon the idea in 3 months when gets bored of it like he did Pravda.
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Mar 1, 2023 03:14
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Mar 1, 2023 03:15
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Data Graham posted:He's going to call it X No, X, the everything app, has been delayed by 3-5 years while his focus shifts to AI.
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