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LOL, amazing. Just totally pranking they own kid.
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Feb 27, 2023 10:40
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The brief note of his brother's names is perfect. Great work there, Sunday Sport.
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Feb 27, 2023 10:59
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I personally love this name and it sucks we live in a world where such a name gets harassment.
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Feb 27, 2023 11:34
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Feb 27, 2023 12:13
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Feb 28, 2023 05:43
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quote:Betteridge's law of headlines is an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."
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Feb 28, 2023 05:45
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By popular demand posted:I personally love this name and it sucks we live in a world where such a name gets harassment. As someone with a penis euphemism for a last name, kid shoulda tried not being thick as pigshit.
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Feb 28, 2023 05:47
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I get why people would be tempted to commit dognapping for blackmail money, bringing a loaded handgun into that situation is beyond stupid. suing the victim of said dognapping for not complying with a promise to a blackmailer is just icing on the poo poo cake. When does the Fargo-style crime film adaptation come out?
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Feb 28, 2023 06:13
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Elviscat posted:As someone with a penis euphemism for a last name, kid shoulda tried not being thick as pigshit. Nice to meet you, Mr. Schlong
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Feb 28, 2023 14:39
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Elviscat posted:As someone with a penis euphemism for a last name, kid shoulda tried not being thick as pigshit. You know who else has a penis euphemism for a last name and doesn't ever get made fun of? Dwayne Johnson.
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Feb 28, 2023 16:33
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Tobermory posted:You know who else has a penis euphemism for a last name and doesn't ever get made fun of? Dwayne Johnson. Would you like the see The Rock Johnson
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Feb 28, 2023 17:40
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Nice to meet you, Mr. Schlong Please, Mr Schlong was his father. Just call him Tim Stinkhammer.
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Feb 28, 2023 18:27
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I'm taking my fiancee's last name in part cause then my initials will be D.I.K. and I can't pass up an opportunity like that.
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Feb 28, 2023 19:17
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We've known for a long time you can't resist being a DIK.
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Feb 28, 2023 19:25
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Tobermory posted:You know who else has a penis euphemism for a last name and doesn't ever get made fun of? Dwayne Johnson. Someone doesn't listen to the Deadlock Patreon shouts out segments
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Feb 28, 2023 20:59
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Kenning posted:I'm taking my fiancee's last name in part cause then my initials will be D.I.K. and I can't pass up an opportunity like that. 
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Feb 28, 2023 21:15
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:I mean who among us hasn't? If you want to be Heard, you gotta poo poo in Depp's bed
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Feb 28, 2023 21:36
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8 year old me thought it was hilarious the US had a president Bill Clinton because bil mean butt in Dutch
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Feb 28, 2023 22:27
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Watch these glassy-winged sharpshooters fling pee bubbles with anal catapultquote:Bhamla and his colleagues used high-speed imaging to study the dynamics of glassy-wing sharpshooters in the lab: five insects, 22 ejections of urine droplets. Key to the pee-flinging is something called the anal stylus, and the team observed three distinct phases of urination. First, the stylus rotates to squeeze out a bubble of pee. Once it reaches a certain size, in about 80 milliseconds, the stylus rotates a bit more, essentially spring-loading the droplet. Finally, the stylus performs one more rapid rotation to fling the urine droplet away. The droplets can move 40 percent faster than the stylus (i.e., in the superpropulsive regime). Get enough insects doing this at the same time and you get "leafhopper rain."
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Mar 1, 2023 00:07
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Someone has hit the peak of their career writing that headline. How are you going to top that?
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Mar 1, 2023 00:38
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It isn’t a pornography title?
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Good thing he wasn't carrying your posts https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1624013795742871563
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Bruh https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1631093795537276930
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Bruh
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Carthag Tuek posted:Bruh Bruh
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Mar 2, 2023 12:55
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Good thing he wasn't carrying your posts Routine e: Bruh
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Mar 2, 2023 13:10
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A boy Bruh
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mummy at least 600 years old found in food delivery bagquote:Juan Cesar Bermejo, 26, had a 600 to 800-year-old mummy in a cooler bag, authorities in the South American nation told ABC News.
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19th century british nobleman on deliveroo: By jove, this fellow's taking his time!
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Mar 2, 2023 18:45
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I've read about some mismatched love stories but this takes the cake!
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That got a hearty chuckle from me.
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Some good news for a change https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1630217716387725314
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