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X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Tars Tarkas posted:

The Lords will be Ringing again

https://variety.com/2023/film/news/lord-of-the-rings-new-movies-warner-bros-1235533672/

Love these vague announcements of franchise movies

If anybody read this and thought “why does the name Mike de Luca sound familiar?”, he’s the guy who wrote In the Mouth of Madness.

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Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

galagazombie posted:

The 2020 version baffles me because The Stand is famous/infamous for having one of the most beloved, best, and most terrifying first halves in fiction, and one of the most hated, boring and cringe inducing second halves in fiction, And they decided to skip the entire first half of the book.
Speaking of Stephen King novels, I'm still annoyed about the Dark Tower movie. It's clearly a property that (imo) needs the HBO-style big budget episodic adaptation for best results, instead of whatever the mess we got was.

Although considering how awful books 5 & 6 are, maybe it's for the best that it's never made.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



X-Ray Pecs posted:

If anybody read this and thought “why does the name Mike de Luca sound familiar?”, he’s the guy who wrote In the Mouth of Madness.

Dudes also been with New Line since the late 80's or early 90's, I know I've seen his name pop up in the credits of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies a couple times.

Zero_Grade posted:

Speaking of Stephen King novels, I'm still annoyed about the Dark Tower movie. It's clearly a property that (imo) needs the HBO-style big budget episodic adaptation for best results, instead of whatever the mess we got was.

Although considering how awful books 5 & 6 are, maybe it's for the best that it's never made.

Give it enough time and I'm sure we'll get a prestige TV adaptation at some point. I'm more surprised we didn't get a TV series while GoT was super hot.

Which reminds me I need to get finish the second book of that series. Probably should re-read Gunslinger because it's been a few years since I first read it.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Zero_Grade posted:

Speaking of Stephen King novels, I'm still annoyed about the Dark Tower movie. It's clearly a property that (imo) needs the HBO-style big budget episodic adaptation for best results, instead of whatever the mess we got was.

Although considering how awful books 5 & 6 are, maybe it's for the best that it's never made.

Mike Flanagan is doing an adaptation of The Dark Tower as a series for Amazon.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



muscles like this! posted:

Mike Flanagan is doing an adaptation of The Dark Tower as a series for Amazon.

:getin: Flanagan is real good so I'm in, despite how much I hate dealing with Amazon and their stupid UI on my TV.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


That's different from the series that was going to go along with the movie, right?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Yes, there's a goofy thing where Amazon had the rights but let them lapse, only for Flanagan's production company to snap them up and take them right back to Amazon.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Hopefully the giant robot grizzly bear will get his own monologue

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

joylessdivision posted:

Dudes also been with New Line since the late 80's or early 90's, I know I've seen his name pop up in the credits of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies a couple times.

He actually got ousted sometime in the early 2000s for getting a public blowjob at an Oscar party (which, post-Weinstein seems laughably tame as far as Hollywood sex scandals go). And it's probably not a coincidence that New Line started going to poo poo once he left - from a creative standpoint, he's legitimately one of the only good execs in Hollywood.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ynohtna posted:

Neal put all his points into the Outsider stat, leaving none left for Art.

Too much Inland Empire not enough Conceptualisation

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

joylessdivision posted:

Give it enough time and I'm sure we'll get a prestige TV adaptation at some point. I'm more surprised we didn't get a TV series while GoT was super hot.

Which reminds me I need to get finish the second book of that series. Probably should re-read Gunslinger because it's been a few years since I first read it.
2, 3, and 4 are all good, with 3 being my personal favorite and one of the reasons I think it would translate well to TV. I wish I could recommend skipping 5 and 6 because they really are dreadful, but you can't really. At least book 7 is somewhat better (it's not fantastic or anything, but alright enough and I'm also in the camp that likes the ending so there's that).

muscles like this! posted:

Mike Flanagan is doing an adaptation of The Dark Tower as a series for Amazon.
After skimming IMDB, I've seen nothing he's done, but it seems like he's generally well-regarded so here's hoping something decent comes out of it!

Zero_Grade fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Mar 2, 2023

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Zero_Grade posted:

2, 3, and 4 are all good, with 3 being my personal favorite and one of the reasons I think it would translate well to TV. I wish I could recommend skipping 5 and 6 because they really are dreadful, but you can't really. At least book 7 is somewhat better (it's not fantastic or anything, but alright enough and I'm also in the camp that likes the ending so there's that).

After skimming IMDB, I've seen nothing he's done, but it seems like he's generally well-regarded so here's hoping something decent comes out of it!

Absentia, Oculus and Dr. Sleep were all good and I've heard the Oujia sequel he did doesn't suck but I haven't seen that one yet. I don't think I ever got around to watching any of the Netflix series he did before canceling my subscription.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



This guy has almost no major credits on his resume according to IMDB

https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1631337110383861774?s=46&t=BHs6Pl38GJXGN2Y4xeriNA

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Big chin? you're in!

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
I mean, we had one perfect casting and one pretty good casting, so why not change things up a little?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1631825272650563586
I guess the Roadhouse remake is actually a thing.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Why is he orange

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Why is there a ufc match in Road House?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


His backstory is that he was a ufc fighter.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
That's so lame

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Should of been a WWF wrestler.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
welp sizemore is dead

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

sizenomore

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

joylessdivision posted:

I don't think I ever got around to watching any of the Netflix series he did before canceling my subscription.

Midnight Mass is more drama than horror, but its also real loving good and worth subbing to Netflix for a month. And while its a passion project Flanagan wanted to make for a long time, its also a 'Salem's Lot adaptation with the serial numbers filed off.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Alan Smithee posted:

neil breen is the type of guy who would put in a "insert vfx shot here" on accident so that makes him better than velocipastor (a forgettable tryhard movie)

It wasn't even fun and bad it was just bad and bad

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Alan Smithee posted:

welp sizemore is dead

*sighs more*

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


dr_rat posted:

Should of been a WWF wrestler.

I'd pay to watch Jake fight pandas.

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.
Didn't Sizemore use to beat women with wine bottles or am I confusing him with someone else?

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Nightmare Cinema posted:

Didn't Sizemore use to beat women with wine bottles or am I confusing him with someone else?

I believe this is correct. He got arrested for domestic violence reasons multiple times across multiple women and also had a lot of other allegations including groping an 11 year old.


EDIT:

Also how could I forget...........

https://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/complete-tom-sizemore/1/

Fortunately he's dead.

Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Mar 4, 2023

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Neo Rasa posted:

I believe this is correct. He got arrested for domestic violence reasons multiple times across multiple women and also had a lot of other allegations including groping an 11 year old.


EDIT:

Also how could I forget...........

https://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/complete-tom-sizemore/1/

Fortunately he's dead.

He allegedly assaulted a child on a film set and a bunch of teamsters threatened to beat him with hammers. He was incredibly talented but squandered that by being a giant abusive piece of poo poo.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Yeah, to paraphrase myself from another thread, Sizemore was so good at playing disgusting pieces of poo poo because he fuckin lived it.

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Baron von Eevl posted:

Yeah, to paraphrase myself from another thread, Sizemore was so good at playing disgusting pieces of poo poo because he fuckin lived it.

See also: James Woods!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i didn't even realize operation fortune was guy ritchie. thought it was some straight to video bargain binner that got rescued and bumped to theater

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Alan Smithee posted:

i didn't even realize operation fortune was guy ritchie. thought it was some straight to video bargain binner that got rescued and bumped to theater

So a modern day Guy Ritchie movie?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
got em

I will say Bullet Train to me was a tryhard attempt at a Guy Ritchie movie

which is to say Guy Ritchie making a movie now

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
I stopped watching Bullet Train right after the two hitmen Tangerine and Lemon tell their story with the kill counter. I felt like I got the whole thing.

habituallyred
Feb 6, 2015

Alan Smithee posted:

got em

I will say Bullet Train to me was a tryhard attempt at a Guy Ritchie movie

which is to say Guy Ritchie making a movie now

It was an attempt at Smoking Aces 3 as far as I am concerned. Better than 2 at least...

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

muscles like this! posted:

So a modern day Guy Ritchie movie?

He bought himself a lot of slack with the "Suck your own dick" scene in Wrath of Man.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

SunshineDanceParty posted:

I stopped watching Bullet Train right after the two hitmen Tangerine and Lemon tell their story with the kill counter. I felt like I got the whole thing.

It's not a good movie TBH, but it's dumb fun IMHO

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High Warlord Zog
Dec 12, 2012

muscles like this! posted:

So a modern day Guy Ritchie movie?

Honestly I'm just glad the guy seems to be using his paycheck from his live action Alladin movie for Disney (which somehow made a billion dollars) to make small caper-type movies he cares about even if the movies themselves are pretty average. More filmmakers should follow that example

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