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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

VideoKid posted:

lmao when I was in college I wanted to date this hot libertarian guy so I tried to read atlas shrugged to impress him and it is one of the few books that I just gave up on
I didn’t even make it to the monologue

:owned:

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TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

DryGoods posted:

Buddykins, just serve them their Orange Chicken, please

If they got the OC they deserve each other.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

yeah I guess so

still and all, this is how Mister Supergenius began his big speech


https://i.imgur.com/CvBgT6t.mp4

people actually taking pictures of elon musk lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Asproigerosis posted:

If I had any friends they'd probably tell you that just be yourself is extremely dangerous (I am very boring and have nothing to talk about)

talk about radiation

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

RealityWarCriminal posted:

depending on yourself being yourself can be incredibly hard

yeah after I posted that I realized it takes a bit of spiritual power

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
do not say posting about tump is your hobby

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

RealityWarCriminal posted:

talk about radiation

You know how many people get mad when I talk about magnets and radiation and dipshit doctors?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

i participate in a sophisticated online research project

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Asproigerosis, have you tried dressing up as a Sexual Clown?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Asproigerosis posted:

If I had any friends they'd probably tell you that just be yourself is extremely dangerous (I am very boring and have nothing to talk about)

no one gives a poo poo about what you have to say - it's about listening. just listen to the woman and make goofy flirty jokes every now and then

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Asproigerosis posted:

You know how many people get mad when I talk about magnets and radiation and dipshit doctors?

talking about work is ok as long as you don’t get too technical

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Buddykins posted:

no one gives a poo poo about what you have to say - it's about listening. just listen to the woman and make goofy flirty jokes every now and then

What if they start talking about popular media? People don't believe me when I tell them I don't watch tv/shows/movies

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Buddykins posted:

420 nacho fiesta sounds like it owns drat

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

VideoKid posted:

talking about work is ok as long as you don’t get too technical

yeah, your job is actually interesting as gently caress to be honest. just dont go into too much detail. If a prospective date asks just tell her the basics and then change the subject back to her

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Asproigerosis posted:

What if they start talking about popular media? People don't believe me when I tell them I don't watch tv/shows/movies

Always music. Everyone likes music.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Asproigerosis posted:

What if they start talking about popular media? People don't believe me when I tell them I don't watch tv/shows/movies

if you want to meet a person you need to get involved in things you like and meet people in the real world

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

like ffs join a church or equivalent and hang out

go to a yoga class. go to a pottery class. do something !!

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
there's Love all around us. Open your Heart, really open it, experience the World don't Mold it to your Vision...and you will Connect

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

VideoKid posted:

get a hobby
seriously play tennis or d&d or get really into birds.

Yeah talking about what you like is more interesting than talking about yourself.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

DryGoods posted:

Asproigerosis, have you tried dressing up as a Sexual Clown?

The Clowning Has Begun

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Buddykins posted:

just gently caress already jesus loving christ she doesnt give a poo poo about your family you loving idiot she's bored as hell listening to your stupid rear end with your polka dot dress shirt and j crew slacks

u should go hit on her, make it a game

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Asproigerosis posted:

What if they start talking about popular media? People don't believe me when I tell them I don't watch tv/shows/movies

then just ask them more detail about what theyre into and you have an opening to learn more from them. people love talking about poo poo theyre into with others that have no idea what theyre talking about.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



buddykins do you still have the beyond orange chicken

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

there are like 2.5 million women or men in the Delaware valley

what are the odds they are all disgusted by you

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
''how long does it take for buddykins to get stabbed''

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

there are like 2.5 million women or men in the Delaware valley

what are the odds they are all disgusted by you

me, specifically?

allow me to count the ways

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

euphronius posted:

like ffs join a church or equivalent and hang out

go to a yoga class. go to a pottery class. do something !!

DO SOMETHING

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

VideoKid posted:

lmao when I was in college I wanted to date this hot libertarian guy so I tried to read atlas shrugged to impress him and it is one of the few books that I just gave up on
I didn’t even make it to the monologue

https://youtu.be/_j56IiLqZ9U

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



tryuio

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



truimo

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



trumop

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Asproigerosis posted:

What if they start talking about popular media? People don't believe me when I tell them I don't watch tv/shows/movies

just talk abt ur longest trump

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
this guy smells like fennel. why?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

euphronius posted:

there are like 2.5 million women or men in the Delaware valley

what are the odds they are all disgusted by you

in that case it’s mutual

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

"oh wow whats Abbott Elementary? I never heard of it"
"oh haha that sounds loving hilarious actually. I just dont really have the time to watch much shows or movies - i'm focused on my job most of the time. what do you do for work?"

Boom, there, done, theres your loving script if you need it

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
*Buddykins behind the glaring lights of the Orange Chicken section, doing The Shining Stare at a couple at the food court chatting, whispering to himself* Why don't you ditch that zero, and get with this Hero.

Excuse me, sir...sir?

W-what?

I said I wanted extra Orange Sauce on my rice, please.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

sinnesloeschen posted:

this guy smells like fennel. why?

is he a meatball

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