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OwlFancier posted:I have been trying to train a crow army to do the revolution at asda but thus far they seem rather nonplussed at the food. I think birdseed like what you'd put in a gravity feeder is too small and bitty for big crows - I've seen before they like whole peanuts, as in with the shell on (Shelled are also ok as long as they are unsalted)
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Will get some large food to go in the glovebox with the birdseed then.
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I looked up what Chief of Staff does a couple of weeks ago. Seems they're like the Office Manager and get the photocopying done for the 'important' people. Sounds so grand though. Anyway: Is it 'hubris'? "Major coup for the Labour leader and part of an effort to prove the party is preparing for govt." 15 seconds in: quote:The shadow cabinet which labour has taken to calling 'the cabinet in waiting'... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TOgB3Smvro Narrator: Reader, it wasn't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh8ktNsie0I Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Mar 2, 2023 |
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crows mainly feed on disorder and malcontent but will also settle for raw monkey nuts or fatballs/suet block Don't throw stuff at them tho throw it off at like a 45 degree angle or it may anger them
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Yeah I was trying to avoid pelting them with stuff, close enough they can get to it but not actually at them.
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Genuinely want Kieth to piss his undeserved lead away and have to suck up to the SNP and beg them to let him have a government. The thought of a Kieth majority is stomach churning.
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I wish Labour would finally f**king win an election. *Monkey paw curls.*
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Saw someone (an unnamed former SpAd) referring to Sue Grey in the FT as "the ultimate embodiment of the deep state" so it's extremely on-brand for her to join Team Kieth.
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Clearly a fake, dog sodomy in British English is called puggery.
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I will never not see her as Lynn from Alan Partridge
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Skarsnik posted:I will never not see her as Lynn from Alan Partridge LMAO. I thought it was just me.... And yeah, she's a literal spook having even spent time in NI running a pub, so she's a good fit for Keith's default dictatorship
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It's just so normal that someone can leave their job in Civil Service to run a pub in 1980's Northern Ireland and then immediately resume your career in civil service and nobody will ask any questions about it. Also, lol this just gives Johnson the ammo to say his getting chased out of Downing Street was an establishment stitch up.
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Gonzo McFee posted:It's just so normal that someone can leave their job in Civil Service to run a pub in 1980's Northern Ireland and then immediately resume your career in civil service and nobody will ask any questions about it. Kieth making sure he has a very spooky No 10
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Labour being literally controlled by MI5 isn't really that shocking.
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The lead officer on my case just got fired for extremely gross misconduct including lying, misogyny, racism, homophobia, joking about Sarah Everard, drinking on the job and a litany of things. He also sent my solicitor evidence from a whole other case which is a criminal offence. The prosecution have missed all their disclosure deadlines so I suspect this is why. Lol. Gonna get a big fat Chinese takeaway to celebrate. And it was my birthday yesterday, best present ever. Sorry I know this is just me blogging my life but thought some of you would want to know, and it’s nice to have some good news for once. gently caress you Giles you smug piece of poo poo. Who’s laughing now, oval office? (If anyones interested, his last name is the room you prepare food in but with an er on the end)
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great news! (I don't prepare my food in a pigfuck tho  )
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OwlFancier posted:I have been trying to train a crow army to do the revolution at asda but thus far they seem rather nonplussed at the food. The ones outside my front door seem to like monkey nuts. Watching a crow trying to arrange monkey nuts in its beak to carry the maximum number is pretty amusing.
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Jakabite posted:The lead officer on my case just got fired for extremely gross misconduct including lying, misogyny, racism, homophobia, joking about Sarah Everard, drinking on the job and a litany of things. He also sent my solicitor evidence from a whole other case which is a criminal offence. The prosecution have missed all their disclosure deadlines so I suspect this is why. Lol. Gonna get a big fat Chinese takeaway to celebrate. And it was my birthday yesterday, best present ever. Sorry I know this is just me blogging my life but thought some of you would want to know, and it’s nice to have some good news for once. Good news for you (I hope!)
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Jakabite posted:The lead officer on my case just got fired for extremely gross misconduct including lying, misogyny, racism, homophobia, joking about Sarah Everard, drinking on the job and a litany of things. He also sent my solicitor evidence from a whole other case which is a criminal offence. The prosecution have missed all their disclosure deadlines so I suspect this is why. Lol. Gonna get a big fat Chinese takeaway to celebrate. And it was my birthday yesterday, best present ever. Sorry I know this is just me blogging my life but thought some of you would want to know, and it’s nice to have some good news for once. lol niiice
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Gonzo McFee posted:It's just so normal that someone can leave their job in Civil Service to run a pub in 1980's Northern Ireland and then immediately resume your career in civil service and nobody will ask any questions about it. Ayup. https://twitter.com/jasongroves1/status/1631339561690308621?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q It's grimly fascinating to see whether and for how long Labour can keep their gaggle of corrupt, racist weirdos out of serious press scrutiny, because it's so obvious that once the Great Noticing starts, they'll disintegrate even faster than the Tories.
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I certainly hope that both Labour and Conservatives aren't destroyed as credible political options in the eyes of the public. 
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Just love reposting an unsourced rant, it's not me saying this of course, it's all of my sources who are just out of frame etc.
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Jakabite posted:The lead officer on my case just got fired for extremely gross misconduct including lying, misogyny, racism, homophobia, joking about Sarah Everard, drinking on the job and a litany of things. He also sent my solicitor evidence from a whole other case which is a criminal offence. The prosecution have missed all their disclosure deadlines so I suspect this is why. Lol. Gonna get a big fat Chinese takeaway to celebrate. And it was my birthday yesterday, best present ever. Sorry I know this is just me blogging my life but thought some of you would want to know, and it’s nice to have some good news for once. Very pleased to hear it! Hopefully your case gets dismissed and happy birthday.
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Darth Walrus posted:It's grimly fascinating to see whether and for how long Labour can keep their gaggle of corrupt, racist weirdos out of serious press scrutiny, because it's so obvious that once the Great Noticing starts, they'll disintegrate even faster than the Tories. Unfortunately, history may suggest this could be as late as "two years after the press studiously failed to notice and they subsequently got elected"
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Darth Walrus posted:Ayup. Having an MI6 asset in their party probably protects them for a bit.
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At least until he blows himself up at a concert for children.
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The Shadow Cabinet in Waiting (because kier will definitely eat a bowl of poo poo when the election eventually comes around).
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The press will suddenly decide they want it to be close and accidentally Kinnock him.
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keep punching joe posted:The Shadow Cabinet in Waiting (because kier will definitely eat a bowl of poo poo when the election eventually comes around). Imagine how poo poo he'd have to be to lose in this climate. And the funny thing is I can actually imagine him loving it.
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His Divine Shadow posted:Won't see any flowers here until April, which I consider the first spring month. The UK calendar was set by Rome (and its only legitimate sequel and successor state, Rome Mania), so March it is though.
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Tesseraction posted:Imagine how poo poo he'd have to be to lose in this climate. Starmer is in deep poo poo if the media decide to turn this into a feeding frenzy. He's a corrupt, uncharismatic, political windsock with no friends in the media and a
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Sounds like popery to me, there must be someone from the DUP who has come up with their own calendar.
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Whole calendar arranged around BIG DRUM MONTH
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It gets worse! https://twitter.com/driandunce/status/1631061654988259328?s=20
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