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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Someone needs to start a priests of TikTok account except it would have to be a full time job with 50 people on staff

it would get nuked so fast

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BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

holtemon posted:

Lol

I should probably watch some of these episodes now that I'm an adult, I bet it rocks

Peggy, you'll never guess who decided to let you work in their kingdom. That's right, the king!

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

titty_baby_ posted:

Great, looks like I'm just going to die then

yeah lol

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

A horse is a horse
of course, of course
Unless it's a Michael Pence horse
of course
then it's a sexual tour de force
that horse he wants to bed

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

There was a kid here who brought their moms potent edibles to school and shared with friends and a bunch of children ended up in the hospital due to bad vibes

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




I'm 6'8 190 I can't lose any more weight

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Spaced God posted:

I'm 6'8 190 I can't lose any more weight

Eat a sandwich lol

I'm sorry I take this back, it was mean and uncalled for

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bethamphetamine posted:

A horse is a horse
of course, of course
Unless it's a Michael Pence horse
of course
then it's a sexual tour de force
that horse he wants to bed

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Is there anybody on Television more boring than Ratings Failing Morning Joe’s Pre-Show, Jonathan Lemire? He works so hard at being a celebrity, but just doesn’t have what it takes. He also misrepresents facts about as badly as they can be misrepresented. The Show’s a joke, and it only shows what Television has stooped to when they put guys like this on air!

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Spaced God posted:

I'm 6'8 190 I can't lose any more weight

do you ever do that skeleton dance?

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
page 69 postin

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Is there anybody on Television more boring than Ratings Failing Morning Joe’s Pre-Show, Jonathan Lemire? He works so hard at being a celebrity, but just doesn’t have what it takes. He also misrepresents facts about as badly as they can be misrepresented. The Show’s a joke, and it only shows what Television has stooped to when they put guys like this on air!

that’s okay, he’ll keep watching that garbage

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Spaced God please eat some beans and do squats (not in that order]

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

bebop esq posted:

page 69 postin

Rol again

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Losing weight so I can slip through the bars of prisons built for Americans.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



bebop esq posted:

page 69 postin

:hmmyes:

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

bebop esq posted:

page 69 postin

postin on Jeffery time I see

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Bethamphetamine posted:

A horse is a horse
of course, of course
Unless it's a Michael Pence horse
of course
then it's a sexual tour de force
that horse he wants to bed

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

triple sulk posted:

well i was right about that interview i had lol

their loss

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 367 days!

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Is there anybody on Television more boring than Ratings Failing Morning Joe’s Pre-Show, Jonathan Lemire? He works so hard at being a celebrity, but just doesn’t have what it takes. He also misrepresents facts about as badly as they can be misrepresented. The Show’s a joke, and it only shows what Television has stooped to when they put guys like this on air!

why does he hate Ratings Failing Morning Joe so much and why can't he stop watching it

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

titty_baby_ posted:

There was a kid here who brought their moms potent edibles to school and shared with friends and a bunch of children ended up in the hospital due to bad vibes

lol

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

tenderjerk posted:

why does he hate Ratings Failing Morning Joe so much and why can't he stop watching it

constantly watching tv and complaining online about how lovely it is, presidential training

this is his rocky montage

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I feel like CPAC happens every month

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Bearjew posted:

I feel like CPAC happens every month

it's the political version of Ford Truck Month

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Can't stop the grift!

I wonder how much these CPAC events pull in for real though

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
goku trains in a high gravity environment to focus his strength

trump trains in a cable news environment to focus his hate

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
I love my tv obsessed president
remember how he thought spicy was doing a great job as press secretary cause he got amazing ratings?

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Red Baron posted:

postin on Jeffery time I see

lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
it's almost that time of the month for shark week

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 367 days!

Schmoe Cwead posted:

constantly watching tv and complaining online about how lovely it is, presidential training

this is his rocky montage

like no I get it, I am a trump scholar after all

but why does this show get singled out more often than any other

my running theory is mika brezinski rejected him in the 90s

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/sravan_kri/status/1630429436842475522

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Bearjew posted:

I feel like CPAC happens every month

I think it does now

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
doing drag is worse than blackface in 2023 :waycool:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
The only moral drag is my drag

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

RealityWarCriminal posted:

doing drag is worse than blackface in 2023 :waycool:

this is progress

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Vim Fuego posted:

The only moral drag is my drag

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

RealityWarCriminal posted:

doing drag is worse than blackface in 2023 :waycool:

I’m sure there are terfs on twitter who think that it’s basically the same thing
remember how they were screaming about how transwomen buying tampons for their cis friends is cultural appropriation?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Overall, former U.S. President Donald Trump holds the record of winning more CPAC straw polls than any other individual, with five. Mitt Romney follows with four, and Ronald Reagan, Jack Kemp and Rand Paul follow with three wins each, followed by Ron Paul with two wins. Of these five, the Pauls are the only two to win more than one straw poll, yet never appear on a Republican presidential ticket in any election (although Ron Paul did receive one Electoral College vote in 2016).[65] Despite his former popularity, Romney was not invited from CPAC in 2020 because of his vote to hear additional witnesses in the first impeachment trial of Donald Trump[66] and was also not invited to the 2021 CPAC after having voted to convict Trump on one count in his second impeachment trial.[67] CPAC's chairman had said he could not ensure Romney's "physical safety" at the 2020 CPAC conference.[68]

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Stupid Boxes posted:

okay lols like Jimbee puts it in reverse to chew while in the donut. I promise this isn’t reversed



this is a thing, apparently? like for the first few days of my last two youngins getting spayed walking backwards was about all they could do :mystery:

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sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Bethamphetamine posted:

A horse is a horse
of course, of course
Unless it's a Michael Pence horse
of course
then it's a sexual tour de force
that horse he wants to bed

lmao awesome

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