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bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

X JAKK posted:

CHOLESTEROL LEVELS

have you tried smoking some big doinks in amish, X JAKK? I think its the weed that keeps my cholesterol in check

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ljby3431pA

# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:56

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 07:45

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

bagmonkey posted:

Is your sisters name as cool as your or is it like "Jennifer"

Tippifer

# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:56

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Ruby Gloom posted:

Tippifer

Tipherine

# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:57

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

why is a dude smoking big doinks in Amish "mature content"? Muckbang videos where dudes eat like octopus and drink gallons of cheap vodka aren't age restricted wtf

# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:58

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Is it going to be weird or are you excited about it?

I... don't know

it's complicated

bagmonkey posted:

Is your sisters name as cool as your or is it like "Jennifer"

just a normal boring name

wren

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:02

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

TIP posted:

I... don't know

it's complicated

just a normal boring name

wren

tell her to fly away if you guys don't get along

get it?

geti ti???

get it?????????????????????????

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:09

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Best of luck though TIP, I hope it ends up being enjoyable at the very least

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:10

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

TIP posted:

just a normal boring name

wren

I think it�s a cool name

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:24

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

TIP posted:

I... don't know

it's complicated

just a normal boring name

wren

5k fam here for you TIP. Week is a long time if haven't seen each other in so long.

Greet her at the airport in a chauffeur outfit with a big sign that says "Glitterdick" on it.

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:36

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

ok fine ill post in the thread but only once

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:37

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

redm posted:

ok fine ill post in the thread but only once

what?

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:43

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

redm posted:

ok fine ill post in the thread but only once

fair enough thanks for stopping by!!!!!

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:45

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

There was a chicken I met on a dating website YEARS about who went by the name Ren, she was neat until she like totally pulled the masked off and showed how nutters she was lol

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:46

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I think it’s a cool name

if you combine her first and middle names she is a marvel villain

amanda wren

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:48

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

bagmonkey posted:

There was a chicken I met on a dating website YEARS about who went by the name Ren, she was neat until she like totally pulled the masked off and showed how nutters she was lol

that's when you double down

because she was a chicken

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:49

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

redm posted:

ok fine ill post in the thread but only once

Thank you for your service.

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:50

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

bagmonkey posted:

There was a chicken I met on a dating website YEARS about who went by the name Ren, she was neat until she like totally pulled the masked off and showed how nutters she was lol

bags using the clucker dating app.

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:53

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

bags using the clucker dating app.

man I can't fuckin type today

you should see some of the typos I left in our development instance this week :blush:

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:56

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

16 years is FOREVER

do you have a clue or could she be like a Trump lover or an ax murderer or

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:58

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

My Fitbit says my sleep has been pretty good but my brain feels ragged as gently caress lately sorry goons

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:58

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

bagmonkey posted:

There was a chicken I met on a dating website YEARS about who went by the name Ren, she was neat until she like totally pulled the masked off and showed how nutters she was lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sVVl2EKgUU

# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:58

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Spinz posted:

16 years is FOREVER

do you have a clue or could she be like a Trump lover or an ax murderer or

not a trump lover but did become a libertarian antivaxxer

I think she has since softened her vax position

my mom has told her that she's not allowed to talk politics lol

# ? Mar 2, 2023 22:00

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

TIP posted:

not a trump lover but did become a libertarian antivaxxer

I think she has since softened her vax position

my mom has told her that she's not allowed to talk politics lol

Mom rules!!!!! I've known a few people who have come slinking back to civilization after getting caught up in like anti-vaxx poo poo and like... I hate to say it but a fuckin' atoadaso

# ? Mar 2, 2023 22:05

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1h11xZ86MY

# ? Mar 2, 2023 22:05

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

redm posted:

ok fine ill post in the thread but only once

redm! Where you been, homie?????

# ? Mar 2, 2023 22:37

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

bagmonkey posted:

There was a chicken I met on a dating website YEARS about who went by the name Ren, she was neat until she like totally pulled the masked off and showed how nutters she was lol

Ren you say?

# ? Mar 2, 2023 23:08

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Dear Dave,

Thanks for the support, rear end in a top hat.

Dikadika,

Slim Shady

# ? Mar 2, 2023 23:28

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Ren you say?

this was my immediate thought also

# ? Mar 2, 2023 23:38

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Ren you say?

Ruby Gloom posted:

this was my immediate thought also

# ? Mar 2, 2023 23:39

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

bagmonkey posted:

We get BBC and Spinz back in the last 24 hours? Will our patron mod saint AARD return too wtf

I'm sorry bagmo but AARD VARKMAN is dead. He once again broke a jar of pasta sauce while barefoot in the kitchen, this time with fatal results.

# ? Mar 2, 2023 23:39

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Homemade tikka masala mothersuckers

# ? Mar 3, 2023 01:24

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Homemade tikka masala mothersuckers

# ? Mar 3, 2023 02:05

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

DorkusMalorkus posted:

It came out pretty good! It could have used a little more heat but I went easy because I�d never made it before.

# ? Mar 3, 2023 02:23

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Now do goat vindaloo :chef:

# ? Mar 3, 2023 02:46

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Homemade tikka masala mothersuckers

drat son this is why we scared AARD off, we�re too cool

# ? Mar 3, 2023 02:48

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

neato burrito posted:

Now do goat vindaloo

I did butter chicken last week. Been on an Indian kick lately. Honestly I don�t even know where I�d get goat around here. The most exotic meat I�ve seen around is rabbit.

# ? Mar 3, 2023 02:51

ReelBigLizard: Feb 27, 2003; Fallen Rib

TIP posted:

this is both the unofficial ADHD thread and the unofficial autism thread

for those of you with neither diagnosis, I'm gonna need you to sit down for some news