[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

ate an extremely spicy ramen and my lips and throat are still on fire and i know its going to gently caress up my stomach and rear end but it was worth it

ooooooooOOOOOOOFFF MARONE

https://i.imgur.com/PCDOsMO.mp4

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:25

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# ? May 30, 2024 05:22

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

ScrubLeague posted:

i think i'm going to watch TRUE LIES (1994) tonight

Okay when the gun falls down the stairs and kills all the terrorists, is they the best scene in a movie ever?

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:26

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

oof mahjong

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:27

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

if you own guns, keep one in your car/bike at all times..... if you don't own a gun, buy a gun.... can't reveal why im saying this (paradoxes) but i saw someone future and this is good advice trust me.....

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:30

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Buddykins posted:

ate an extremely spicy ramen and my lips and throat are still on fire and i know its going to gently caress up my stomach and rear end but it was worth it

ooooooooOOOOOOOFFF MARONE

there used to be a Mexican place, well Tex-Mex, in Austin that had a dish called "El Muy Picante" which I'm not even sure is grammatically OK, but it was like a stew of shredded beef and every pepper within arm's reach, it was really really good but my god was it hot.

I'm not sure I could reproduce that experience now that I'm living in the vegetable world. Maybe something with eggplant and mushroom.

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:32

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Mayor Dave posted:

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1631478417265766401?t=5Pag--d8HKyiQ3GFy2DqBQ&s=19

Lmao fox News doing the photo editing poo poo to make meatball Ron look like he has severe jaundice.

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:32

SomethingBeautiful: Oct 22, 2008; Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

Lpzie posted:

if you own guns, keep one in your car/bike at all times..... if you don't own a gun, buy a gun.... can't reveal why im saying this (paradoxes) but i saw someone future and this is good advice trust me.....

easy for me i drive this baby

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:33

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Lpzie posted:

if you own guns, keep one in your car/bike at all times..... if you don't own a gun, buy a gun.... can't reveal why im saying this (paradoxes) but i saw someone future and this is good advice trust me.....

Also for people who are untrained in reacting to a sudden shooter situation in a public place, and have no developed skills to know who the maniac shooter is, most experts say it's best to shoot everybody

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:33

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Mayor Dave posted:

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1631478417265766401?t=5Pag--d8HKyiQ3GFy2DqBQ&s=19

[DeSantishly] "looks like Trump's stuck on stupid!"

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:33

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Lpzie posted:

if you own guns, keep one in your car/bike at all times..... if you don't own a gun, buy a gun.... can't reveal why im saying this (paradoxes) but i saw someone future and this is good advice trust me.....

bitch my car is a gun

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:34

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Mayor Dave posted:

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1631478417265766401?t=5Pag--d8HKyiQ3GFy2DqBQ&s=19

I am not any kind of political scientist (if such a thing is even real) but I'm not sure that counts as "fires back".

"Fires back" would be "gently caress you Donald Biump go feel your daughter" would be "fires back", and other things like that.

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:35

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:35

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

emfive posted:

Also for people who are untrained in reacting to a sudden shooter situation in a public place, and have no developed skills to know who the maniac shooter is, most experts say it's best to shoot everybody

i see we shared a vision...

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:35

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Vim Fuego posted:

bitch my car is a gun

is there an anime about gun cars that are also high school girls

e: asking for a friend

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:36

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

what if Nicki Minaj changed her name to Nicki "The Dragon" Steamboat

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:36

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Earlier today, I had diarrhea. I don't any more!

Why is that?

Is this future liberals want?

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:37

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

probably fine

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:37

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Vim Fuego posted:

Earlier today, I had diarrhea. I don't any more!

Why is that?

Is this future liberals want?

his face makes me think there's some Spock-like thing you could do to him that would turn him into mdemone's avatar

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:38

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

AxGrap posted:

I fixed jimbee if that helps at all

thank you internet friends, your words help

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:38

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

skaboomizzy posted:

probably fine

well sea lions are birds

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:38

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

what if Nicki Minaj changed her name to Nicki "The Dragon" Steamboat

There will be the moment where I think the new name is a new artist, and would check out the music, and if turns out her style hasn't change, I will figure out she still does that thing where she has one good line, and then because she sucks rear end, the follow up line will sound like a grab bag of works just to have a the ending word rhyme, and would turn her off.

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:39

resistentialism: Aug 13, 2007

emfive posted:

well sea lions are birds

no you're thinking of sky lions

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:40

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

Buddykins posted:

everything will be fine friend - you have your posting pals!

thank you post buddykins

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:40

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

BAE OF PIGS posted:

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:42

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Lpzie posted:

jab tomorrow and i don't like needles however my method has worked well so far.... i look away and assume i don't have an arm anymore, partial soul death... really helps...

chocolate rain breatheing away from the microphone mode my dude

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:42

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

resistentialism posted:

no you're thinking of sky lions

you realize that's a concept that could launch one of those young reader series like Warriors or Guardians of Ga'hoole

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:43

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

If memory serves there are like 100 Warriors books

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:43

Origami Dali: Jan 7, 2005; Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

skaboomizzy posted:

probably fine

I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:44

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

CaptainBeefart posted:

Mike Watt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-YzbZOeshQ

My quat

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:44

SomethingBeautiful: Oct 22, 2008; Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXCRbzg1Qr4

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:47

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

skaboomizzy posted:

probably fine

https://youtu.be/DL5cKpUsHgM?t=165

# ? Mar 3, 2023 04:47

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