[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Samuel Pepys's diary, 10/20/1660:

quote:

This morning one came to me to advise with me where to make me a window into my cellar in lieu of one which Sir W. Batten had stopped up, and going down into my cellar to look I stepped into a great heap of �[turds � L&M] by which I found that Mr. Turner�s house of office is full and comes into my cellar, which do trouble me, but I shall have it helped.

7/7/1663:

quote:

This night Mr. Turner�s house being to be emptied out of my cellar, and therefore I think to sit up a little longer than ordinary.

He lived with some other guy's toilet backing up into his basement for nearly three years

Also:
https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1045749994798665729

# ? Mar 3, 2023 17:55

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 04:20

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/cmarinucci/status/1631695693797785601

quote:

While in the White House, Trump proposed some similar ideas, like his executive order on �Promoting Beautiful Federal Civic Architecture,� that called for making classical architecture the standard for all federal buildings. It was panned by critics who said it discouraged modern ideas in design. It was ultimately revoked by President Joe Biden. Trump also called for a �Garden of American Heroes� in an executive order that would feature statues of major figures from American politics, art, science, and sports ranging from Harriet Tubman to Babe Ruth. Biden also revoked that order.

lol I forgot about his freedom heroes garden that was gonna have William Buckley, Milton Friedman, Antonin Scalia and Ronald Reagan

# ? Mar 3, 2023 17:55

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/cmarinucci/status/1631695693797785601

people really don't understand that cities succeed or fail for reasons like location on trading routes, general accessibility, connections to other places, presence of jobs and other economic activity. you can't just will a successful city into being in any random location

it's the same as when goons used to design their imaginary cities for their imaginary video games

# ? Mar 3, 2023 17:56

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 361 days!

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/cmarinucci/status/1631695693797785601

wow!

# ? Mar 3, 2023 17:57

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

Neo New York

Pittsburgh 2

Last Vegas

Newer Orleans

# ? Mar 3, 2023 17:57

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Cities just grow out of the grow overnight you can't explain that

# ? Mar 3, 2023 17:57

deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

VideoKid posted:

there are no pictures of him where he doesn�t look like an undead ghoul

probably just not getting enough people blood.

# ? Mar 3, 2023 17:58

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

people really don't understand that cities succeed or fail for reasons like location on trading routes, general accessibility, connections to other places, presence of jobs and other economic activity. you can't just will a successful city into being in any random location

it's the same as when goons used to design their imaginary cities for their imaginary video games

slums would never be so close to uptown

# ? Mar 3, 2023 17:58

erosion: Dec 21, 2002; It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1631661957735669761

There's no extreme you could take this poo poo to that doesn't have a solid chance of passing in most of the US

Get caught cross dressing and you and your family get torn apart by piranhas? Plausible!

# ? Mar 3, 2023 17:58

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

it's hilarious to me how Trump thinks Guilfoyle's nonstop-yelling delivery style is just fantastic

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1631700231694811137

# ? Mar 3, 2023 17:59

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

deathbysnusnu posted:

probably just not getting enough people blood.

loling at the idea that Thiel gets teen boy blood transfused into him every month and is just collecting diseases and disorders that weren't tracked

# ? Mar 3, 2023 17:59

BoothBaberGinsburg: Jan 4, 2021

emfive posted:

Let's put it in East Texas

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:00

Ramrod Hotshot: May 30, 2003

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/cmarinucci/status/1631695693797785601

What if Goon Island, but MAGA

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:00

Turtle Sandbox: Dec 31, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

it's especially galling how cheerfully MTG smiles while describing how she intends to irrevocably destroy trans kids' lives

That fascist oval office want destroy far more lives than just trans kids, but trans people are the only other that seems to have gotten this much traction in the mainstream. By design of course.

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:01

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1631699111865876486
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1631700042040868865

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:01

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Why did human beings stop building things like this?

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:01

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Buddykins posted:

slums would never be so close to uptown

If the slums were low elevation favelas and the rich could dump their piss and poo poo into them just through gravity and with a massive wall between, I could see it

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:01

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

make trump ride the experimental VTOL

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:01

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1631698988058673152

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:02

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

petit choux posted:

Uh, when republicans put things like "freedom" or "patriot" in the name of something you know what it's going to be, right?

His genius idea is to do cities over again but this time only white people allowed

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:03

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

need some roadtrip playlist suggestions

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:03

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Joementum posted:

Why did human beings stop building things like this?

democrats obvs

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:03

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Joementum posted:

need some roadtrip playlist suggestions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdQYaBFBUoc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agw663uPhL8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyxHbRzBVqI

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud has issued a correction as of 18:09 on Mar 3, 2023

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:04

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

petit choux posted:

Uh, when republicans put things like "freedom" or "patriot" in the name of something you know what it's going to be, right?

This is how conservatives are going to manufacture consent when livestock dies due to climate/famine and they need their factory workers to eat bugs for nutrients. Freedom Roaches!

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:05

Soup du Jour: Sep 8, 2011; I always knew I'd die with a headache.

robot roll call posted:

Why did human beings stop building things like this?

it�s just a boring grocery store on the inside, real disappointment

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:07

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

DrPossum posted:

democrats obvs

the guy who built that served two terms in Congress as a Democrat

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:07

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

why did humans stop building things like this?

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:07

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Plinkey was probed for running a perfect goon fund

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:08

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

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getSomeShitPost(2)

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:08

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

the maga city/goon city thing reminds me of how pizzagate people used to marvel that cities with ports also are hotbeds of artistic communities, like it was some kind of proof of a conspiracy and not the result of artistic communities needing patronage, support, and audiences, while port cities create wealth not just through trade but through the financial/insurance industries that crop up to finance, underwrite, and indemnify long-distance trade, which means not just patronage but also attraction of greater population which in turn translates to potential audience

instead, their theory � I'm not making this up � was that artists put on art exhibits/performances so people can rape and eat children, and these exhibits are held in port cities because the children to be raped and eaten are brought in on ships to the ports and then taken through tunnels to the art rape death salons

tacodaemon has issued a correction as of 18:11 on Mar 3, 2023

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:08

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Joementum posted:

need some roadtrip playlist suggestions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhXDz_ZTMfQ

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:09

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

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# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:09

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

tacodaemon posted:

the maga city/goon city thing reminds me of how pizzagate people used to marvel that cities with ports also are hotbeds of artistic communities, like it was some kind of proof of a conspiracy and not the result of artistic communities needing patronage, support, and audiences, while port cities create wealth not just through trade but through the financial/insurance industries that crop up to finance, underwrite, and indemnify long-distance trade, which means not just patronage but also attraction of greater population which in turn translates to potential audience

instead, their theory � I'm not making this up � was that artists put on art exhibits/performances so people can rape and eat children, and these exhibits are held in port cities because the children to be raped and eaten are brought in on ships to the ports and then taken through tunnels to the art rape death salons

this is where VideoKid will sometimes give me one of her reminders that people don't really spend too much time thinking about things

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:11

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Turtle Sandbox posted:

That fascist oval office want destroy far more lives than just trans kids, but trans people are the only other that seems to have gotten this much traction in the mainstream. By design of course.

We've already got more than enough Australians in this thread.

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:12

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

TRUMP PRISON CHOIR

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:13

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

I've got a golden tickettttttttt

https://twitter.com/DavidMDrucker/status/1631702432404078617

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:13

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Donny and the Big Mac Factory

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:14

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

PostNouveau posted:

I've got a golden tickettttttttt

https://twitter.com/DavidMDrucker/status/1631702432404078617

lmao

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:16

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/cmarinucci/status/1631695693797785601

I would love to see a Bioshock game where Trump founds a city where his word is law.

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:17

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 04:20

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/2VintageClassic/status/1631559923627876353

that's Andrews Avenue looking north from Las Olas Boulevard. this part of town has changed a lot, but the McCrory's dime store building is still there!

# ? Mar 3, 2023 18:17

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