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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
pic # 221at 2:21

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

that's not a tough guy truck? it's just a normal boring work truck. it even has a stepladder in the bed

it doesn't really matter what kind of truck if you're going to get in a fight with a guy driving a pt cruiser and get your rear end kicked, but that's a very normal truck

I come from the land of 'Utes' where the tradie (your contractor) has a vehicle with a tray at a sensible waist height. People who own any sort of F truck or Ram here get either quietly or loudly ridiculed.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Slugworth posted:

You mean the obvious contractor of some sort driving an apparently standard pickup truck?

Yea maybe he just couldn't find one in his size.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


I said clapper not clicker

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

thiccabod posted:

A few years ago I used to have an Alex Garant print over my couch but my fiance made me move it because it gave her a headache. I wouldn't even attempt it with the artist's more recent paintings though; this is harsh:



Honestly without the double mouth it doesn't bother me as much

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Frank Frank posted:

When I had to visit Reutlingen Germany for work I asked for a BMW but was given a Suzuki Alto. It had a 2 stroke motor and I felt like Wario trying to drive in Mario Kart. I was genuinely concerned that the loving thing couldn't make it up the graded cement of the parking garage it was in but I suppose I could have gotten out and just carried the loving thing if I had to. It also only had 3 gears and every time I went around a roundabout it felt like it was going to tip over like some sort of clown car.

*I am 6'4" and weigh a little under 200 lbs

In the early 80s, right? Amazing that they would hand out something so slow for anything other than pure city driving.

We've had a couple of really unfit rental cars in Germany, too. A Citroën C3 with 54hp for ~1100kg of car is downright suicidal on the Autobahn.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?


This made me laugh until I cried, starting with the caption in the middle. 'I paid $20 and spent an hour of my life ruining what seems to be a newish carpet'. I really hope this was a bored teenager and their parents came back to that mess.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Please tell me it's not a proper cloth dye and everyone will be leaving colored footprints all over the house.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


By popular demand posted:

Please tell me it's not a proper cloth dye and everyone will be leaving colored footprints all over the house.

If it's teh ink/dye I know well... It's gonna be a life time of poo poo getting stained on instant contact and then dry transfering.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

The flared base is supposed to stay OUTSIDE.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Thank you for the semi transparent dick and balls.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I had never considered keeping rabbits for the purpose of office work, the HR supervision costs alone would go through the roof.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




By popular demand posted:

I had never considered keeping rabbits for the purpose of office work, the HR supervision costs alone would go through the roof.

Yeah but your employee growth is exponential and generational.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

QUALIFICATIONS: I am smol and soft but can kick hard and scream distressingly loud.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


can confirm: my pet rabbit once got its foot stuck between the cage bars and that terrified scream haunts me to this day.

We got it out and the rabbit lived the rest of its life with no issues, but he grumbled the rest of the day.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


<video opens to reveal a shirtless man holding a sharp axe>
"I know were you live, you bougie whore cultist. you will not see me coming."
<video ends>

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


:stare:

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

https://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/11geb0v/anybody_else_get_one_of_these_meme_mailers_gave/

None the wiser actually

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Then again, do you actually want to know?
probably better to just assume it's fake and move on.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The Reddit thread suggests it's an anti-circumcision mailer, which makes enough sense to be believable.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000


There are people who have body dysmorphia where they want to remove arms and legs because they feel as though it doesn't belong to them. It's entirely plausible to have a guy gently caress up his leg for those kinds of reasons.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

re: hip x-ray:

https://twitter.com/generalorthomd/status/1631096068833259522?t=6542nWwpT5D0xf3y4iiUeg&s=19

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
Holy gently caress, that’s a botched surgery?!? They put in a loving hip backwards?

I thought it was some kind of horrific injury, not some Dr Death poo poo.

Gubbinal Girl
Apr 11, 2022


King Carnivore posted:

Holy gently caress, that’s a botched surgery?!? They put in a loving hip backwards?

I thought it was some kind of horrific injury, not some Dr Death poo poo.

How does a doctor know enough to operate on someone without killing them immediately but not know which way the hip goes??? How is it even possible to gently caress up this bad

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

Gubbinal Girl posted:

How does a doctor know enough to operate on someone without killing them immediately but not know which way the hip goes??? How is it even possible to gently caress up this bad

It’s actually quite possible:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Duntsch

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Well technically the bones song doesn't say which way they have to be connected to one another, gotta give em a pass on this one.

Gubbinal Girl
Apr 11, 2022



I was trying to pick out horrible quotes from that article but there's so much

quote:

Vascular surgeon Mark Hoyle, who assisted with the operation, later recalled that Duntsch seemed oblivious to considerable bleeding. Hoyle became so disturbed by Duntsch's actions that at one point he physically restrained him. He later told Duntsch to his face that he was dangerous. Duntsch's behavior led Hoyle to wonder about his sanity.


quote:

The anesthesiologist who worked on the surgery recalled that Summers lost almost 1,200 milliliters of blood, more than a fifth of his blood volume and almost 24 times the typical amount of blood lost in a spinal fusion.
...
Summers remained a quadriplegic for the rest of his life; he died in 2021 of an infection related to complications from Duntsch's operation.


The list of people he maimed is horrifying. I know this guy is an extreme case but it makes me terrified to ever get surgery.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

quote:

Texas Attorney General and current Governor Greg Abbott filed a motion to intervene in the suits to defend Baylor Plano, citing the Texas legislature's 2003 statute that placed a medical malpractice cap of $250,000 and removed the term "gross negligence" from the definition of legal malice.

Of COURSE he did.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

:stare:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Gubbinal Girl posted:

I was trying to pick out horrible quotes from that article but there's so much



The list of people he maimed is horrifying. I know this guy is an extreme case but it makes me terrified to ever get surgery.

Holy gently caress it just keeps going and going. All those people around him watching this maniac drunkenly carving people into wheelchairs and graves and all that keeps happening is the hospitals quietly letting him go. Can't revoke his license because his credentials are so good! Nightmarish.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Edit, misread

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
There was a really good drama on Peacock about him called Dr Death. It’s a pretty faithful and well acted version of the events. It’ll definitely put you off wanting to see a doctor for awhile.

Gubbinal Girl
Apr 11, 2022


davidspackage posted:

Holy gently caress it just keeps going and going. All those people around him watching this maniac drunkenly carving people into wheelchairs and graves and all that keeps happening is the hospitals quietly letting him go. Can't revoke his license because his credentials are so good! Nightmarish.

The investigation kept getting delayed because no one believed he could be that incompetent. He operated on the wrong parts of patients multiple times, confused regular tissue with tumors, and nearly decapitated someone

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
Don’t forget about screwing medical hardware into muscle rather than bone on multiple occasions! Oh and leaving sponges inside of people.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Mengele could have been a successful entrepreneur in the US

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The modern equivalent of that scene from Roger & Me. Except in this one they knock the gig-worker over the head and skin them.

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