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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mister Speaker posted:

I have often thought about, if I ever get cited by a cop for not having a bell, pointing to my throat and saying "this is my bell, sir," like that scene in Black Hawk Down.

Totally normal and sane people we have behind the wheel. The worst part is that they're right and they know it.

when you do it, it might help to preface it with "have you ever seen the film Black Hawk Down starring Josh Hartnett?"

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
A Bike Utopia in the USA.

https://reasonstobecheerful.world/a-republican-suburb-designed-for-cyclists/

cool av
Mar 2, 2013


hmmm....so if you build it, they will come?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



Socialism for white people, yes

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


cat botherer posted:



(me on my last training ride)

I would honestly genuinely consider open carrying a giant fuckoff revolver on my hip as a form of aposematism to encourage cars to give me the widest possible berth when passing

e:

Cup Runneth Over has issued a correction as of 06:57 on Mar 3, 2023

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
I went on a ride today with a cycling buddy.

On our way home, we ran into another friend of ours, and we joined them and rode for another 10 km more before turning back.

It's nice when you form a wolfpack like that because once there's more than one of you, you can start blocking off large sections of the bike lane to discourage cars from entering it, you can ride side-by-side to claim an entire lane to yourself when a bike lane isn't available, you can more safely cross intersections as a group, and so on.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I would never ride with less than a fireteams worth of other bikers

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
pre:
https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1631574418571902976

Edited out the embed due to sensitive content. My apologies for not catching it.

gradenko_2000 has issued a correction as of 18:18 on Mar 3, 2023

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

now thats epic

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
i would have simply stopped at the red light

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




A building just fell on them and the cop can't even walk straight but he's sure as poo poo gonna wave that gun around

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Fitzy Fitz posted:

A building just fell on them and the cop can't even walk straight but he's sure as poo poo gonna wave that gun around

he should be fired if he wasn't.

e: waving the gun around I mean

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

i would have simply stopped at the red light

That's fascism

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
That building may have been unwell to begin with.

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

withak posted:

That building may have been unwell to begin with.

It was no angel :angel:

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
lol the cops destroy the parts of town they hate the most with vehicular bombing campaigns

did I say lol because I meant lmao

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose
There is a guy standing there that just got creamed by a car and a ton of bricks. Maybe have a warning on that. :nms:
edit: yeah he's dead.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

withak posted:

That building may have been unwell to begin with.

up to 200 million american buildings have comorbidities

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That drivers gonna get the death penalty for the capital offense of destroying property

Somebody has issued a correction as of 18:52 on Mar 3, 2023

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate
uh that video shows a guy getting hit and dying. he was at the corner and gets knocked back then building falls.

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

Not quoting the video, but I think it is worth questioning what value police chases add to society.

If the answer is snuff videos, I think we should rethink our values.

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

CopperHound posted:

I think it is worth questioning what value police add to society

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Milo and POTUS posted:

That drivers gonna get the death penalty for the capital offense of destroying property

Could you remove the quote or update it to OPs formatting please? That's not really something to surprise people with and I missed it on first watch too It's done

Epic High Five has issued a correction as of 18:58 on Mar 3, 2023

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Police chases are something a lot of countries have stopped permitted specifically because it results in far more people being killed than saved even in theory, so of course it's part of our culture here

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

Police chases are something a lot of countries have stopped permitted specifically because it results in far more people being killed than saved even in theory, so of course it's part of our culture here

Washington state created some strict limits on chases, which led to police throughout the state crying that the new standards would prevent them from pursuing a hypothetical kidnapping, and nobody really asked them “aren’t you just going to chase when you want to anyway and let lawyers figure it out after the fact because lmao at accountability,” and then the legislature is now considering legislation to weaken the increased standards

I’m glad I didn’t watch that video based on descriptions- just holy poo poo

SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name
In places that don't allow police chases, the cops just keep doing chases because who's gonna stop em?

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



drat some people really taking the hit da bricks meme to heart.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


cops if ur quick

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I think we would all appreciate it if this thread steered away from being PYF Car Crashes

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
It is amazing how often cars just like get to completely destroy peoples homes, businesses, infrastructure and its just nbd. Like no one who does that is having their license taken away. They go right out and buy another car and get right back to being morons

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
*the average american, watching that video*

Jesus christ, horrific... Do you think it'll ever drive again?

RockWhisperer
Oct 26, 2018


quote:

there is no conservative or liberal way to provide good city services. The cost of building roads is a huge amount of money, and if we find our people want to use bicycles to get from one place to another, it is up to us to build the infrastructure economically that allows people to do that. That is basic city service economics.

- Mayor Brainard

I'd buy that man a beer if I could.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


RockWhisperer posted:

I'd buy that man a beer if I could.

He's fine with it because it serves his people, if you catch my drift. Read up on Colorado Springs some time.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

He's fine with it because it serves his people, if you catch my drift. Read up on Colorado Springs some time.

The city that shut off most of its own municipal services to cut taxes and then suffered terribly for it? Am I remembering that story correctly?

e: oh here's the story I'm remembering: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=123691065

pmcTRILOGY
Feb 9, 2014

MY BRAND!
A few years back, the local cops chased a guy doing 60 in a 25 through a crowded narrow downtown while school was letting out.

An officer who was filling in for a crossing guard decided to take a few shots at the pursued vehicle???

I can't even link an article if I wanted to dox my location because the local government and cops covered that poo poo up immediately.

One of my family members was a part of the council that did the cover-up and both he and my father adamantly argued that the guy firing shots was making the right decision. The right decision they had to cover up.

The only satisfaction I got out of this was that right after this conversation, the owner of the local pub walked up and went off about how lovely the cops were for shooting at a moving vehicle while kids were walking home from school and my family meekly agreed with him because they're cowards.

Yeah, of course I'm in America. New Jersey, even!

Cars are so bad.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




SimonSays posted:

In places that don't allow police chases, the cops just keep doing chases because who's gonna stop em?

a building apparently

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


I agree that I'd prefer if we didn't post random snuff videos that happen to have cars in them unless you at least have some insightful commentary to add to them.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/if-lived-chester-york-street-26360295

(double yellow lines mean no parking)

quote:

A Stockport woman has hit out at the council, saying she feels 'persecuted' after they painted double yellow lines on 'historic' cobblestones outside her house.

Amanda Massey, 54, said the cobbles are 'hundreds of years old' and would be 'polished up to an inch of their lives' if they were in the historic cities of Chester or York. She has criticised the council for preventing herself and other residents from parking on the street, saying she is 'adding to emissions' by drving around looking for a parking space.

"the council should not paint lines on the historic cobbles on my historic street! It ruins the historic character!!"
"you should, however, be allowed to park cars on both sides of my historic street"

1: there were already yellow lines on the street. the council have just repainted them.
2: Someone tell UNESCO about this shithole world heritage street



notice that in this 2016 street view picture the lines are already existent and there are cars parked on them (blocking the pavement, of course)

tl;dr: carbrain. terminal case

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Found something for all of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukyGzG7w_kw

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


welcome to hell

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