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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





Please quit already Chuck

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Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Please quit already Chuck

Based on his efforts he def quit in spirit over a year ago.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Rumor mongers say Hextall still wants to add, though how the gently caress he can do that I simply do not know

https://twitter.com/Real_RobRossi/status/1631699235606528003?s=20

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Why is Jonathan Drouin still a Montreal Canadien.

Why Kent, why

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Rumor mongers say Hextall still wants to add, though how the gently caress he can do that I simply do not know

https://twitter.com/Real_RobRossi/status/1631699235606528003?s=20

He would have to do something insane

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Colton Parayko had 1g1a last night, someone grab this good old Alberta boy. Can't teach size!

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Mike Works posted:

TSN Canucks beat reporter (Farhan Lalji) says the Canucks turned down 2 firsts for Miller, I am numb.

Two firsts what the hell Vancouver

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

stab posted:

Why is Jonathan Drouin still a Montreal Canadien.

Why Kent, why

Because he has fewer goals than Linus Ullmark. Who would take him?

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Rumor mongers say Hextall still wants to add, though how the gently caress he can do that I simply do not know

https://twitter.com/Real_RobRossi/status/1631699235606528003?s=20

Move McGinn's contract he's currently counting as 1.625 million against the cap. Or Heinen. Or Archibald.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Just saw that Arizona was part of the Patrick Kane deal and is retaining 25% of his salary :laffo:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



The Panthers have booked a second Grateful Dead night this season for reasons that perplex me, so I am looking to trade this for something garbage your favorite team does or has. Willing to accept a used treadmill. I just need this thing gone by end of day.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Aphrodite posted:

Because he has fewer goals than Linus Ullmark. Who would take him?

One can dream


E: the Vancouver Canucks

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

shyduck posted:

Just saw that Arizona was part of the Patrick Kane deal and is retaining 25% of his salary :laffo:

The funniest part of that, as taken from the last thread:

grack posted:

-Arizona
Retains 25% of Kane's salry
Conditional 2025 3rd pick if Nils Lundkvist amasses 55 points between this season and next season. Lundkvist plays for Dallas

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

https://mobile.twitter.com/reporterchris/status/1631710164867850245

What did the Sharks give up originally?

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Icy mountain

(Mikey Eyssimont)

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Wonderllama posted:

Icy mountain

(Mikey Eyssimont)

I’m glad to see the op stuck lol

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/TaylorHaasePGH/status/1631712417334935553?s=20

Malkin rules

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/NYRFan92360244/status/1631712184622301185?t=5BKf_FQjvYvyHYORHbET1g&s=19

th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL

rex rabidorum vires posted:

Kinda funny you're calling for the fork because Buffalo is in the same spot they've been for at least the last month. 4 points back with 4 games in hand. In addition to those 4 games in hand there are also 2 match ups against the Isles as well.

That said yeah the injuries are back breaking and the roster too thin and goaltending not good enough to overcome.
I'd have plenty of hope left if Dahlin and Tuch were healthy.

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

They scored 7 goals in their win vs Washington on Sunday without Dahlin & Tuch. Sorry about your short-term memory loss.

People saying the team is doomed because they lost to the Bruins in Boston, where they’ve only lost five times? Really? Their schedule is going to be tough but don’t count them out yet.

Okposo might retire at the end of this season. Not sure why they wouldn’t keep Jost, he’s been good and they wouldn’t let an RFA walk. I would think Kevyn would want to trade Hinostroza instead of letting him walk but they’ll need him while Tuch is out so :shrug: your hyperbolic pessimism is pretty stupid, actually!
Washington had just sold off Orlov and Hathaway, hard to find a team more checked out than them.

Did you forget the 5-3 blowout loss at home to the last place Blue Jackets?

th3t00t fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Mar 3, 2023

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D

EL BROMANCE posted:

The Panthers have booked a second Grateful Dead night this season for reasons that perplex me, so I am looking to trade this for something garbage your favorite team does or has. Willing to accept a used treadmill. I just need this thing gone by end of day.

what is "this"

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I just had a chaotic thought

Granlund is a natural center

what if we only got Granlund to dangle for Miller

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
https://twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1631718394524311575

https://twitter.com/JoshYohe_PGH/status/1631717493378109442

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Kyle





Kyle please

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Kulikov blows huge chunks so he better be LD insurance and not put in ahead of PoJ.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

The penguins sure are having a week

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

rex rabidorum vires posted:

Kulikov blows huge chunks so he better be LD insurance and not put in ahead of PoJ.

Kulikov has been a really good dman up to this year and good god I hope that's just a byproduct of the ducks being awful and not a contributor to it

also where the gently caress does he fit

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



The epic handshake meme but with the Flyers and Penguins fans suffering under Hextall

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

The epic handshake meme but with the Flyers and Penguins fans suffering under Hextall

Yeah but he did at least keep our first so he can draft some middling player at 21 with

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Kulikov has been a really good dman up to this year and good god I hope that's just a byproduct of the ducks being awful and not a contributor to it

also where the gently caress does he fit

3rd pairing ahead of PoJ. Obviously. I hoped Kulikov mostly played with Klingberg, but guess not. 55% with Fowler.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
This was Kulikov's card on joining the Ducks

https://twitter.com/JFreshHockey/status/1565090736076472321?s=20


This is his card after being on the Ducks

https://twitter.com/JFreshHockey/status/1631720540758056971?s=20

I dunno maybe he can be the non poo poo version again

e: Pens shed McGinn contract to do this it seems

https://twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1631721155869515794?s=20

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

https://twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1631721155869515794?s=20

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

This is a big win. Even if Kulikov stinks getting out from under that McGinn contract is nice. Kulikov is a UFA.

That said I posted the same thing about Kapanen and then Hextall went and used that money on Granlund sooo

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


th3t00t posted:

I'd have plenty of hope left if Dahlin and Tuch were healthy.

Washington had just sold off Orlov and Hathaway, hard to find a team more checked out than them.

Did you forget the 5-3 blowout loss at home to the last place Blue Jackets?

Cool so you’re agreeing that they won a game without Dahlin and Tuch and that you’re wrong? Columbus game was embarrassing and might come back to bite them, but only time will tell.

Anyway,

https://twitter.com/matt_bove/status/1631720935123296276?s=46&t=ZmcWuigp8va-srUE4rOQ8Q

Granato is making it sound like Buffalo isn’t going to make any more trades.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Pettersson/Kulikov/POJ could be a decent left side, with Ty Smith waiting in the wings too!

Oh, what's that?

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Here comes Brian Dumoulin sliding across the ice sprawled as the puck goes beyond him and into the net.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Matt Zerella posted:

Tony D reunited with his best friend. They're gonna restart their podcast.

tony and Brendan forming Voltron to recreate this movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhkrvBNnAcw

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


It’s amazing to me that once again the Canucks management believes that are a couple of pieces away from contention. Every year they are just a couple of pieces away. No one is fooled and the rest of the league knows how badly run this team is and are happy to take advantage of it.

The only thing which will work is for the fans to walk away and they seem like they are getting ready to do that

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Kuilikov on the Oilers was about as bad a defenceman they've had in the last decade so I completely believe he just sucks regardless of what's happened since

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

If the Pens pick up Kulikov to play on the 3rd pair, he's probably going to bring this first card. The Ducks are just so mind blowingly bad at defending as a team that everyone's stats are going to suffer tremendously. Might even chip in with a goal or two, but his passing and distribution was useful in Minnesota.

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heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
i'm going to quantum suicide until i get to the alternate universe where the canucks have 4 1st round picks and no longer have loving miller

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