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I mean they probably didn't help kill anyone so I guess it depends on what they care about more.
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i know we are so, so far past it. But this recent revival of the thick of it has so jumped the shark on plausibility.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:You say has-beens, but wasnt eat out to help out basically rishi making the big time? If it gets any traction and sticks to him then... I dunno we get some shitter lightbulbs or something? gently caress I forgot he was PM. LMAO
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OwlFancier posted:I think one of the low key funniest things is watching a youtube video of someone playing a vinyl record and seeing people say how much better it sounds than digial media.
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crispix posted:did she do anything? There was that thing where she announced what she wanted to do to the country and the economy instantly cratered
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Dabir posted:There was that thing where she announced what she wanted to do to the country and the economy instantly cratered But what bad things did she do?
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Handy tips!
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Ideally of course you avoid tsunamis by being not near the coast or high up, but failing that if you do a frame perfect dodge cancel you can clip through the tsunami's damage field and then you just have to swim for a while. Reminds me of that time they did a "property hotspots for if nuclear war breaks out" and for some reason they suggested whitby, despite RAF fylingdales being like 10 miles down the road and being the first thing that gets turned into a glowing crater.
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goddamnedtwisto (pbuh) was right, in the event of an actual hot nuclear war the best thing to do is to live as close as possible to one of those places, run out into the streets, and throw yourself to your knees, head and chest towards the sky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmIBAGP6P6M
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Not a chance, I’m going to bury myself in a hole underground then start a fun cult with loads of cars with spikes on and drugs
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John DeLorean did all that without the nuclear war.
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smellmycheese posted:Handy tips! Seek shelter in...Minecraft?
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OwlFancier posted:Ideally of course you avoid tsunamis by being not near the coast or high up, but failing that if you do a frame perfect dodge cancel you can clip through the tsunami's damage field and then you just have to swim for a while. When you hear the air attack warning you and your family must race up to Whitby buy all the property and let it out at extortionate rent to all the nuclear refugees. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO1HC8pHZw0 If I were in the strike zone then yes, run out and make sure I'm wiped out in the first blast. Otherwise I'm too much of a FOMO to do that. I always wonder how I'd work out in a post-apocalyptic world. What is the perfect amount of obesity to (a) have enough in built fuel storage to keep me going (b) but not so obese as not to be able to run from the cannabalistic skinnies. Wish I'd passed that CBT test now instead of mowing the cones over and then when I finally got out on to the road going A over T over the handlebars and ending up on the road with a motorbike on my back. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Mar 4, 2023 |
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Honestly I think I might do about as well post apocalypse as I do at the moment. Plus you can always die later if you change your mind.
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Would we even notice if the world ended? Already feels like it up here sometimes.
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OwlFancier posted:Would we even notice if the world ended? Already feels like it up here sometimes. only when December rolls around and nobody sees chris rea driving home.
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:What loving justification does anyone have to argue for incandescent light bulbs? Do they feel their energy bills are too low? Old style lightbulb inefficiency can be utilized in certain applications such as a cheap frost guard for plumbing and such. So they have a few niche applications for me that I can't easily replace. Made a really good self regulating over current protector.
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ItohRespectArmy posted:i cant wait to be the court jester I have an opening but you'll have to move south
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Rarity posted:I have an opening but you'll have to move south thatswhatshesaid.gif
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Lol. She has such a thin skin https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1631729573565014029
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There is a lot of "I don't like how this interview is going. Cut their Mike!" Going on in radio land. SDLP says it's concerned over balance of BBC's 'editorial decisions' after MLA taken off-air https://jrnl.ie/6009881
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The Question IRL posted:There is a lot of "I don't like how this interview is going. Cut their Mike!" Going on in radio land. Stephen Nolan is the worst kind of rightwing sensationalist media person, complete with looking like an uncooked sausage roll and having a well-established reputation for giving copious airtime to drugmules for Loyalist gangs like Jamie Bryson. Unfortunately he also 1. Runs the only political interview show of note this country seems to have. 2. Aggressively sues anyone who impugns his character. 2. Has the egregiously nasally Belfast accent.
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Lmao. The solution to the NHS crisis is…. Chatbots! https://twitter.com/stevebarclay/status/1631936520356544513?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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smellmycheese posted:Lmao. The solution to the NHS crisis is…. Chatbots! £6 million for the tumour-detection AI that has 100% accuracy at identifying images containing a measuring tape or ruler
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Alright, I think we're ready for the butlerian jihad.
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I've seen Threads enough times (once) to be glad I live about 15 miles from RNAD Coulport, so when the canned sunshine gets opened, I'm a scorched shadow in the first salvo.
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Have you tried turning your diabetes off and on again? Here's a link to our handy FAQ for diabetics. Do you still need help? *massive wall of text spam* One of our advisors will be with you shortly Advisor has disconnected
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smellmycheese posted:Lmao. The solution to the NHS crisis is…. Chatbots! it hurts when I pee, what should I do? not sure how many I get. has anyone else got one like me? i am 9. what can i do? my mom put me in the bathroom when i ask, What medicine should a man take if it hurts when he pees? 1. Remove a carrot from your rectum. Stuff it up your nose. You will not feel the carrots in your rectum. You will feel the carrot on your nose. You can still see it on your finger when you remove the carrot. 2. Remove a band - aid from your rectum. Insert into your vagina. You will not feel a band - aid in your vagina. You will feel the band - aid on your rectum. It is said that the first true love is the love between a man and his toilet paper. It seems that since we will no longer be married, I will have to embark on a second journey through finding that true love. A man goes to the doctor and says it hurts when he tries to urinate. The doctor says, ‘Did you ever try to cross your legs and hold your sphincter?’ So the guy says, ‘Cross my legs and hold my sphincter.’ So the doctor takes a magnifying glass and looks at the guy’s sphincter and it’s out of shape.” When someone asked me how I was doing, I told her I was “holding it together.” Then I launched into a description of watching the Earthling movie yesterday. A man goes to the doctor and says it hurts when he tries to urinate. The doctor says that's normal and refers him to a urologist. After seeing the urologist, the man returns a week later and says it still hurts. The doctor takes a blood sample and sends it to the lab. The next day, the man calls the doctor and asks to set up an appointment. "Why, I'm pretty sure that your results will be normal," the doctor says. "How's that?" the man asks. "Well," the doctor answers, "the lab reports that your testosterone level is extremely high. You must be having an affair." Some of my friends think I'm depressed it hurts when I pee, what should I do? how much water do you drink every day? stomach aches. What do I have to eat? - How many inches are you? i have never. - I have never had my boyfriend drink urine before, did he? yes. how can he do that? can I drink pee? - Can a boy get impregnated by your pee? It depends on the quality of the urine. - How do you know it is okay to drink a female's pee? - When can I drink it? - Where do you find it? You have to know the exact age when a guy can make it to be impregnated. Can it happen when he is a teenager? - Can a girl get impregnated by a boy when she is a teenager? It is possible. If you are a girl and you are older than 18 you should be ready for it to happen. - What does it mean to be impregnated? - How does it feel to be impregnated?
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Gonna do a GPT jailbreak on my AI doctor and get it to prescribe me all the good drugs
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I used Chat GPT last night to teach me how to write a bash script that automatically backs up my home directory every evening into a compressed archive and saves it to a networked hard drive. Chat GPT is good for that, but even then it got some things wrong that I had to go back and troubleshoot myself. I don't want it replacing my doctor.
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What about replacing ministers? Level of understanding and accuracy matches, but the robot isn't inherently a oval office.
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