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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
This poll is closed.
desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


lol trump wants a get out of jail free card and being president is the only way to do it

Horny posting 2000 years ago:

https://twitter.com/insiderinternet/status/1630791254496690176

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Ron "tiny d and meatballs" DeSantis

"Ron" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their Tiny D and meat balls!

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Trump is going to destroyantis him

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Ron "tiny d and meatballs" DeSantis

lol

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016


It’s a crime that I have been denied my purple text.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Taco Duck posted:

Trump is going to destroyantis him

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
a full face of pussy juice

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Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
Tiny D is pretty funny imo

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Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Ron "tiny d and meatballs" DeSantis

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Vim Fuego posted:

Really delighted to announce that I just defended my PhD dissertation on Holocaust perpetrators in the Something Awful Forums and passed with no corrections!

congrats

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


:growingironicat:

this is our boy that escaped through a bathroom window rather than honor a contract, IIRC. A real sports hero.

This conference is a real bad penny showing. Like a gallery of the worst characters to wrap themselves in a flag that this country has produced. I assume Rittenhouse will get top billing because glamorous joyous murder

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 367 days!

Beeftweeter posted:

"Ron" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their Tiny D and meat balls!

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

petit choux posted:

I assume Rittenhouse will get top billing because glamorous joyous murder

Someone here said he looks like the Big Boy mascot and I can stop thinking about it.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I'm postin' hard now I'm under control
Send an empty quote 'cross the telephone poll
I looked at the thread and I said, "Oh brother
It looks like a gutter, guess I'll quote another"

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

petit choux posted:

Wow, I might could learn this one on acoustic? Would this be a decent bonfire song?

no

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Lpzie posted:

congrats

it's stolen valor, Lpzie, forget it

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

My uncle typed in to youtube generic rear end words "Current affairs, economic," And landed directly on an old guy who was anti government, and giving examples of other countries doing thing with no context. They are more tuned into their bullshit, than I am with my bullshit, and there is just a ton more of it, despite them not saying much.

And whoever gets the edge in the AI chat race will be able to automate their election bots, automate their opinion pieces, all at near the speed of transmission. Deeply tailor the news to the reader. Alter the course of human events. And steer yourself into a profitable future. Meanwhile, back in the legacy world -- cuts to scene in Office Space

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

a full face of pussy juice

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

mod edit: no thanks

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

bebop esq posted:

it's stolen valor, Lpzie, forget it

congrats to you then 🎉👏🎉

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Al! posted:

a full face of pussy juice

hell yeh

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Taco Duck posted:

Trump is going to destroyantis him

Godzilla vs. Destroyantis

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Taco Duck posted:

Trump is going to destroyantis him

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Al! posted:

a full face of pussy juice

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
instead of coming up with policies that would win trump the nomination, they're workshopping insults to use against opponents

"Ron DisHonest" is pretty good tho

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Al! posted:

a full face of pussy juice

trump thread has changed

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

bebop esq posted:

I never read or saw Dune and don't really know what it's about and don't care you're not my real dad

What, you've never seen Dune? Dude!

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Homocow posted:

instead of coming up with policies that would win trump the nomination, they're workshopping insults to use against opponents

"Ron DisHonest" is pretty good tho

Trump knows what he's doing.

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

one of the reasons I don’t think ron is gonna run for president is because if he tried encroaching on a population not composed of human garbage he would not be able to see the fruits of his efforts

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


:toot:

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


:3:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Eating rear end in the dark and getting a face full of poo poo

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


That guy got into an argument with me while I wasn’t even here and ate a 30 over it. That’s posting power

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

bebop esq posted:

it's stolen valor, Lpzie, forget it

I am DR. Vim Fuego

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

That guy got into an argument with me while I wasn’t even here and ate a 30 over it. That’s posting power

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



lmao

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

That guy got into an argument with me while I wasn’t even here and ate a 30 over it. That’s posting power

lmao

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

SirPablo posted:

Eating rear end in the dark and getting a face full of poo poo

Nite crew is a mess!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

change your av vim. its march!!

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Vim Fuego posted:

thank you for sharing

Hot-N-Fresh takes 4U buddy!

But that thing about the menstrual blood giving me magical strength though, I like that a lot. That is one good origin story.

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