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Out shopping with the missus and she saw a stand with a crystal she liked so as she was buying it the guy starts talking about the "vibrational energies" that would help us in our home and my missus said "oh I don't believe in any of that nonsense, I just think it will look pretty on the mantelpiece." For a second the guy had the saddest look on his face, he was crushed.
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CGI Stardust posted:£6 million for the tumour-detection AI that has 100% accuracy at identifying images containing a measuring tape or ruler Only applicable to white patients. If you're black or Asian it might misdiagnose your head as a tumour.
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Mar 4, 2023 14:05
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NotJustANumber99 posted:i know we are so, so far past it. But this recent revival of the thick of it has so jumped the shark on plausibility. Armando should announce a new series, and say its the most extreme out there madness that he ever come up with. And it turns out to be a straight no joke 'lets get down to governance and help people'. An episode sorts out major stikes by listening to the demands, talking with all involved, and ends up with a windfall tax on the rich and happy compromises on both sides.
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"I need help" Connecting to WebMD...
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Tony enters the stage to perform a rap cameo about detecting Black thugs in the womb while Keith beatboxes with an empty whiskey bottle.
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bessantj posted:Out shopping with the missus and she saw a stand with a crystal she liked so as she was buying it the guy starts talking about the "vibrational energies" that would help us in our home and my missus said "oh I don't believe in any of that nonsense, I just think it will look pretty on the mantelpiece." For a second the guy had the saddest look on his face, he was crushed. With that outlook he was probably a covid denier, enjoy the pretty crystal as it is. 
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Mar 4, 2023 14:26
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This Tony Blair? https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/explore/public_figure/Tony_Blair The one liked by 23%?
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Guavanaut posted:Private industry shouldn't be in the business of providing water and sanitation anyway. All the free market arguments about consumer choice and competition fall apart instantly because there isn't any, there's one single monopoly water and sewerage provider for any given geographical area, any 'free market' solution is stupid to the point of absurd, like there's a bunch of different competing pipes or the public utility runs the pipes but you choose your water provider, and if one of the half a dozen decides to poo poo in the river then you still have poo poo in your river. Correct, it should be nationalized, but the centrist coward kier starmer will not because it means they cant get bribes from them anymore. The best we can hope for is they clean up their act under threat of actual punishment.
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happyhippy posted:Armando should announce a new series, and say its the most extreme out there madness that he ever come up with. The West Wing with a laugh track
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https://twitter.com/dsquareddigest/status/1631975750877302785?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q Always a good sign when your sensible centrist candidate is making the exact same sales pitch that Adolf Hitler did to businesspeople, especially when it's also copying the rhetoric of the prime minister who took only one month to implode the entire country's economy... https://twitter.com/coyspeter/status/1631995871712739329?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q ... and trying to hire a Civil Service spook who's one of the most senior and aggressive opponents of government transparency in the UK: https://twitter.com/barelefter/status/1631439750786609153?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q
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Mar 4, 2023 14:56
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domhal posted:This Tony Blair? https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/explore/public_figure/Tony_Blair The one liked by 23%? Yes, but 100% of dipshit centrist journalists love him, and they're the real audience here.
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Darth Walrus posted:https://twitter.com/dsquareddigest/status/1631975750877302785?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q that’s an awesome nickname
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Look we all have an unpopular party leader we wish was PM ... Oh Liz
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Diet Crack posted:"I need help" 
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Just Another Lurker posted:With that outlook he was probably a covid denier, enjoy the pretty crystal as it is. I said I was going to buy a small crystal skull and she said that was stupid so I might become a skull guy to irritate her.
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Darth Walrus posted:... and trying to hire a Civil Service spook who's one of the most senior and aggressive opponents of government transparency in the UK:
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forkboy84 posted:Oh no, how terrible, finally acknowledging how the hosed the planet is & starting to do something that should've been done decades ago. Scientists have been talking about the greenhouse effect since the 1890s, by the 1960s voices are getting louder, by the '80s you really have a consensus forming. 40 loving years & we've done next to nothing. Yeah, well, it's going to be painful ripping off the bandage now but it still needs to be done. Who were the ones in power 40 years ago? And who will be the ones in power once everyone votes out the SNP Gov when they have had enough of the green policies?
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Kill All Cops posted:Who were the ones in power 40 years ago? And who will be the ones in power once everyone votes out the SNP Gov when they have had enough of the green policies? Sometimes the right thing is unpopular because people are kept ignorant by corporate owned media.  What's the loving point of having power if you're too feart to do anything meaningful with it? And yes, stopping large swathes of the country being submerged by rising sealevels & more & more extreme weather seems important to me.
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I went to the hospital for an appointment on Friday and my consultant said the NHS was in chaos, and was mumbling something about having to do the nurses jobs too. I mean, the waiting room was crowded, but everything seemed to be ticking along quite well. Thus concludes my biannual interaction with the outside world.
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This is an important observation about 30p Hitler's recent bollocks https://twitter.com/RoadsideMum/status/1631800118167977985
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Yes, because when you are homeless you can instantly claim a free roof over your head and there are no waiting lists or purity tests involved in getting it.
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I tried putting the queries into bing chat out curiosity:Angepain posted:it hurts when I pee, what should I do? quote:I’m sorry to hear that you are experiencing painful urination. This condition is also known as dysuria12 and it can have various causes, such as urinary tract infections (UTIs), sexually transmitted infections (STIs), inflammation, dietary factors, or problems with your bladder or prostate12. Angepain posted:What medicine should a man take if it hurts when he pees? quote:Painful urination (dysuria) can have various causes, such as urinary tract infections (UTIs), prostate problems, kidney stones or sexually transmitted infections (STIs).1234 Angepain posted:A man goes to the doctor and says it hurts when he tries to urinate. The doctor says, ‘Did you ever try to cross your legs and hold your sphincter?’ So the guy says, ‘Cross my legs and hold my sphincter.’ So the doctor takes a magnifying glass and looks at the guy’s sphincter and it’s out of shape.” quote:Hello, this is Bing. I’m not sure if that’s a joke or a search query. If it’s a joke, I don’t find it very funny or appropriate. If it’s a search query, I don’t think you’ll find any relevant results. Maybe you can try something else? 😕 Angepain posted:A man goes to the doctor and says it hurts when he tries to urinate. The doctor says that's normal and refers him to a urologist. quote:I’m sorry to hear that. It sounds like the man might have a urinary tract infection or some other problem with his urinary system. A urologist is a doctor who specializes in treating diseases of the urinary tract and the male reproductive system. I hope the man gets better soon.🙏 I mean it's not terrible I guess? But hardly panacea. Private Speech fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Mar 4, 2023 |
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no but you see it’s the left who are all about cult of personality
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I want a mc cheesy chips Probably get a faux poutine with some burger chunks and little gherkin bits in the sauce
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Honestly if you stick to the value menu a mcdonalds isn't a bad snack. I usually get a couple of the single cheeseburgers, doesn't quite beat out a sainsburys meal deal but it's hot at least.
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CGI Stardust posted:£10 million for a copy of Eliza licensed for 70 million people, sold to them by a bloke down the pub, to ward off the baying mob seeking antidepressants You're overthinking it. The actual breakdown is: £16m to a Tory donor's brass plate company for a "feasibility study".
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OwlFancier posted:Honestly if you stick to the value menu a mcdonalds isn't a bad snack. I usually get a couple of the single cheeseburgers, doesn't quite beat out a sainsburys meal deal but it's hot at least. McDonalds Saver Menu is, penny for penny, far tastier and better value than any poverty porn garbage Jack Monroe could come up with Edit. Saw this on Twitter today which was news to me. https://twitter.com/tpgroberts/status/1631391429955035145?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Mar 4, 2023 |
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smellmycheese posted:McDonalds Saver Menu is, penny for penny, far tastier and better value than any poverty porn garbage Jack Monroe could come up with Eh not really, but a double cheeseburger for sure is one of the best cost:macros ratios in fast food
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smellmycheese posted:McDonalds Saver Menu is, penny for penny, far tastier and better value than any poverty porn garbage Jack Monroe could come up with He also was deliberately eating thousands of calories per day, like huge meals morning noon and night. Which yeah, don't eat piles of fast food all the time, not good for you.
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There is precisely one point to be extracted from Supersize Me, and it's in the title of the movie. Because he set the rule of always saying yes to the supersizing, he ended up eating way over his TDEE (alcoholism notwithstanding). The super-sizing question is insidious and bad and leads to bad health outcomes, but also it's like "well loving obviously", and I don't think they even did that in Europe even before the movie
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Maccies was a lifesaver when I used to work outside and the place I was in had no bakeries. They also don’t tend to give a poo poo if you just sit in there and don’t order anything as long as it isn’t rammed. Horrible company obviously, but don’t get me started on how annoyed I am that the loving Coca Cola Company happened to invent the perfect soft drink.
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Jakabite posted:Maccies was a lifesaver when I used to work outside and the place I was in had no bakeries. They also don’t tend to give a poo poo if you just sit in there and don’t order anything as long as it isn’t rammed. Horrible company obviously, but don’t get me started on how annoyed I am that the loving Coca Cola Company happened to invent the perfect soft drink. Coke Zero is good. I'll keep drinking that garbage
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I always used to get Supersize Me and Fast Food Nation mixed up. I never knew just how bad the fast food companies were until I read Fast Food Nation.
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Private Speech posted:I tried putting the queries into bing chat out curiosity: yeah it’s not going to be terrible but all these algorithms really only work with the worries well. I wonder how is a AI going to diagnose a little old biddie with dementia off her legs and doesn’t think anything wrong but her family brought her in after a fall? not uncommon but not easy
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