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TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

It was a pitch-perfect reboot. That is to say, it did everything that needed to be done in rebooting Beavis and Butthead for 202X.

if you haven't yet you should watch the revival seasons, they're even better than the movie

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Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

TIP posted:

if you haven't yet you should watch the revival seasons, they're even better than the movie

# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:53

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

I had no idea that there WERE revival seasons. Off to the dark web!

# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:54

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I had no idea that there WERE revival seasons. Off to the dark web!

season 8 came out in 2011 and it's great, and season 9 came out last year and is also great

# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:57

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

TIP posted:

if you haven't yet you should watch the revival seasons, they're even better than the movie

he's not lying

although one episode made me actually barf :barf:

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:21

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

also boo is just like "the AUDACITY"

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:22

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Ruby Gloom posted:

he's not lying

~~although~~ plus one episode made me actually barf

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:38

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

ash had a very exciting morning

he was getting so excited about my neighbor's cat in the window that I could hear them laughing about it inside

then they came out to say hi and ash was so excited to meet them that I couldn't calm him down enough to meet them

eventually I just picked him up and held him in my arms so that he could say hi without jumping

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:46

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

TIP posted:

ash had a very exciting morning

he was getting so excited about my neighbor's cat in the window that I could hear them laughing about it inside

then they came out to say hi and ash was so excited to meet them that I couldn't calm him down enough to meet them

eventually I just picked him up and held him in my arms so that he could say hi without jumping

this picture perfectly sums up cats and dogs

ash is like "HEY.. WHAT'S THAT THING IN THE WINDOW? SMALL BUT TAIL? FRIEND? HI FRIEND?"

the cat is just like "..........i'ma gently caress that guy up"

# ? Mar 5, 2023 21:34

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Had the munchies so bad last night that I was shoving fistfulls of cake decorations in my face. Sprinkles, jimmies, candy pearls, etc. Admitting that I have a problem is the first step to recovery, so here I am.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 21:40

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

I just saw a news story about a local artist who has been sculpting people's faces into gnomes at the local markets for 30 years

his prices are very reasonable, starting at $12, but the story didn't actually show them so I had to go find pictures myself

they are... uhh... not exactly what I was expecting

last guy already looked like a garden gnome that was brought to life :lmao:

# ? Mar 5, 2023 21:51

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

I just noticed that two of those people "holding" their pieces are actually just incredibly poorly photoshopped together images

amazing

# ? Mar 5, 2023 21:54

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

I thought they were sculpted out of butter at first and I got hungry.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 22:34

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

TIP posted:

ash had a very exciting morning

He's a sweet boi :3:

# ? Mar 5, 2023 22:38

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

to revive pickletalk in south korea at most sit down restaurants they serve a little array of appetizers to every table, like a little plate of kim-chi and a dish of radish pickled in a kind of red wine vinegar. I typically the only one who wanted either so I wound up eating a lot of kim chi and pickled radish, it was dope

# ? Mar 5, 2023 23:19

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

i would make pickled radish a staple of my diet if there were enough radishes

# ? Mar 5, 2023 23:27

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

TIP posted:

I just saw a news story about a local artist who has been sculpting people's faces into gnomes at the local markets for 30 years

This is like 90% of the way to a low-budget horror movie. All you need is some public domain credit music, some brief toplessness, and a cameo from Tony Todd.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 00:47

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

I just discovered there's a statue in a park here titled "the coming of the white man"

really makes you think

about jerking off

# ? Mar 6, 2023 01:24

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 01:30

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

~~RIP~~ TIP* Derpies

_{_{*Tug in peace}}

# ? Mar 6, 2023 01:40

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

boobs

# ? Mar 6, 2023 03:47

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Boobs, indeed.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 03:50

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

fartknocker posted:

boobs

# ? Mar 6, 2023 04:01

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

DorkusMalorkus posted:

*nods sagely*

# ? Mar 6, 2023 04:06

Brutal Garcon: Nov 2, 2014

TIP posted:

I just saw a news story about a local artist who has been sculpting people's faces into gnomes at the local markets for 30 years

his prices are very reasonable, starting at $12, but the story didn't actually show them so I had to go find pictures myself

they are... uhh... not exactly what I was expecting

last guy already looked like a garden gnome that was brought to life

If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being gnome

# ? Mar 6, 2023 04:44

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

Brutal Garcon posted:

If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being gnome

# ? Mar 6, 2023 04:55

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

I thought they were sculpted out of butter at first and I got hungry.

they also made me think of butter sculptures :hmmyes:

# ? Mar 6, 2023 05:48

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

at some point during the excitement this morning ash nearly broke my finger, I didn't notice until it swelled up and turned purple

fuuuuuuuck

# ? Mar 6, 2023 07:38

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

uh oh could you imagine what ash would do with a chainsaw???

# ? Mar 6, 2023 08:29

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

I don't think it would end well for him

# ? Mar 6, 2023 08:36

ReelBigLizard: Feb 27, 2003; Fallen Rib

I always thought the five guys fries model was pretty smart. Take your highest margin side and give people so much that they'll drop 15 bucks on an extra patty and thickshake because it's "such good value". They also raised the burger game in the UK and Europe by a whole magnitude and I appreciate that as a ~~fat sandwich fiend~~ Gourmand. My favourite is still any one of the Meat Liquor restaurants in London though. It's almost worth being in London for.

I need some goon help/advice.

I made a holiday friend (with my wife's blessing). It rained this morning and he came over to my balcony to hang out and I gave him a drink and some breakfast. Turns out he had been in a fight last night and had a couple of fresh scratches on his face so I gave his cuts a little gentle clean and treatment.

We're currently at a stage where I am allowed to touch his butt. I've tentatively put my hands under him and I think mutual cuddles might be on the cards.

Here's the problem though, he won't tell me his name.

Best I can figure is maybe Sprocket (because he squeaks like a rusty bike chain). Or Loaf, because he makes a perfect Loaf at our door an politely squeaks when he wants something).

ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Mar 6, 2023

# ? Mar 6, 2023 12:35

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

ReelBigLizard posted:

I always thought the five guys fries model was pretty smart. Take your highest margin side and give people so much that they'll drop 15 bucks on an extra patty and thickshake because it's "such good value". They also raised the burger game in the UK and Europe by a whole magnitude and I appreciate that as a ~~fat sandwich fiend~~ Gourmand. My favourite is still any one of the Meat Liquor restaurants in London though. It's almost worth being in London for.

I need some goon help/advice.

I made a holiday friend (with my wife's blessing). It rained this morning and he came over to my balcony to hang out and I gave him a drink and some breakfast. Turns out he had been in a fight last night and had a couple of fresh scratches on his face so I gave his cuts a little gentle clean and treatment.

We're currently at a stage where I am allowed to touch his butt. I've tentatively put my hands under him and I think mutual cuddles might be on the cards.

Here's the problem though, he won't tell me his name.

Best I can figure is maybe Sprocket (because he squeaks like a rusty bike chain). Or Loaf, because he makes a perfect Loaf at our door an politely squeaks when he wants something).

goon project to bring him home with you :3:

# ? Mar 6, 2023 13:14

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

ReelBigLizard posted:

I always thought the five guys fries model was pretty smart. Take your highest margin side and give people so much that they'll drop 15 bucks on an extra patty and thickshake because it's "such good value". They also raised the burger game in the UK and Europe by a whole magnitude and I appreciate that as a ~~fat sandwich fiend~~ Gourmand. My favourite is still any one of the Meat Liquor restaurants in London though. It's almost worth being in London for.

I need some goon help/advice.

I made a holiday friend (with my wife's blessing). It rained this morning and he came over to my balcony to hang out and I gave him a drink and some breakfast. Turns out he had been in a fight last night and had a couple of fresh scratches on his face so I gave his cuts a little gentle clean and treatment.

We're currently at a stage where I am allowed to touch his butt. I've tentatively put my hands under him and I think mutual cuddles might be on the cards.

Here's the problem though, he won't tell me his name.

Best I can figure is maybe Sprocket (because he squeaks like a rusty bike chain). Or Loaf, because he makes a perfect Loaf at our door an politely squeaks when he wants something).

Nice balls

# ? Mar 6, 2023 14:25

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

ReelBigLizard posted:

I always thought the five guys fries model was pretty smart. Take your highest margin side and give people so much that they'll drop 15 bucks on an extra patty and thickshake because it's "such good value". They also raised the burger game in the UK and Europe by a whole magnitude and I appreciate that as a ~~fat sandwich fiend~~ Gourmand. My favourite is still any one of the Meat Liquor restaurants in London though. It's almost worth being in London for.

I need some goon help/advice.

I made a holiday friend (with my wife's blessing). It rained this morning and he came over to my balcony to hang out and I gave him a drink and some breakfast. Turns out he had been in a fight last night and had a couple of fresh scratches on his face so I gave his cuts a little gentle clean and treatment.

We're currently at a stage where I am allowed to touch his butt. I've tentatively put my hands under him and I think mutual cuddles might be on the cards.

Here's the problem though, he won't tell me his name.

Best I can figure is maybe Sprocket (because he squeaks like a rusty bike chain). Or Loaf, because he makes a perfect Loaf at our door an politely squeaks when he wants something).

I started having a panic attack on the way to work for reasons I can�t loving explain (Triggers be crazy, y�all) and the first hour of bullshit once I got to my desk hasn�t helped�

�but that story and picture of catte did :3: