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How many Pokémons are there!? Jack... the plural of Pokémon is Pokémon.
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I love how many references to Pizzarina Sbarro there are throughout the show until she finally gets to be a character in the last season.
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Mar 4, 2023 16:30
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Te odio
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Mar 4, 2023 17:32
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Lemon, isn't there a slanket somewhere that you should be filling with your farts?
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Mar 5, 2023 01:52
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Davros1 posted:"You take a hot dog NVTrainee posted:Lemon, isn't there a slanket somewhere that you should be filling with your farts?
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Mar 5, 2023 02:37
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Lemon, what happened in your childhood to make you believe that people are good?
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Mar 5, 2023 02:38
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I knew that girl was eighteen. She told me that her last boyfriend was Asian, and that crap doesn't start until college.
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Mar 5, 2023 02:53
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Dear Liz Lemon, While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the ‘86 World Series, I cried… I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we’d be together forever. But there’s a new thing called "women’s liberation," which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I’ll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter’s rights. Goodbye and good luck. I'll never forget you.
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Mar 5, 2023 03:52
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She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60. Anything in between has no place in television.
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Mar 5, 2023 04:11
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“And now we end tonight’s news with pictures of beautiful Latin babies set to the music of Tito Puente. Wait, what-?”
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Mar 5, 2023 04:27
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El Generalissimo does not have to die to clear the way to the abuela. Not if the abuela comes to love him.
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Mar 5, 2023 04:47
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After you scratch off these lottery tickets, can we go to McDonald's and order only coffee?
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Mar 5, 2023 05:21
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Sash! posted:El Generalissimo does not have to die to clear the way to the abuela. It will be the performance of a lifetime, like Julie Harris in the The Belle of Amherst.
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Mar 5, 2023 05:34
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I'S DONE STOLE THIS CATFISH
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Mar 5, 2023 05:51
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Would you put this in the oven at about 200 degrees? My snake should be very comfortable while she gives birth.
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Mar 5, 2023 09:15
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Gatto Grigio posted:“And now we end tonight’s news with pictures of beautiful Latin babies set to the music of Tito Puente. Wait, what-?” And in food news…you’ve had enough to eat today.
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Mar 5, 2023 10:36
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potee posted:I'S DONE STOLE THIS CATFISH Oh hell no, I am not doing this. BANJO!
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Mar 5, 2023 15:00
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I'll buy NBC and turn it into the biggest Lane Bryant in midtown! Come on Jerry, not like you have 4 million dollars laying around.
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Mar 5, 2023 21:47
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Hey, stop laughing. LA rules. Michael Bay, freeways, Legoland-
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Mar 5, 2023 22:11
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When I sign somebody up I get a free hat. Soooo... think about it.
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Mar 5, 2023 22:44
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It's pronounced ‘Hond-made in Oosa.’ The Hand people are a Vietnamese slave tribe and Usa is their island prison.
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Mar 5, 2023 23:00
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I want two good sketches a week, a promise to hate the new cast member and no more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, OK? Are we cowabunga on this?
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Mar 5, 2023 23:54
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Che Guevara's grandfather was Domingo Halliburton.
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Mar 6, 2023 00:26
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The new movie's called “Tracy Jordan's Aunt Phatso's Jack Donaghy's ‘We At It Again!’”
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Mar 6, 2023 01:01
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You see, GE owns KitchenAll of Colorado, which in turn owns JMI of Stamford, which is a majority shareholder of Pokerfastlane.com, which recently acquired the Sheinhardt Wig Company, which owns NBC outright. NBC owns Winnipeg Iron Works, which owns the AHP Chanagi Party Meats company of Pyongyang, North Korea, and they will make the Meat Machine.
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Mar 6, 2023 01:41
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I wasn't sure how formal this occasion would be, so I brought a '74 Moet and a can of Pizza Blast Pringles.
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Mar 6, 2023 02:06
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Did you know that Paparazzo is the singular of Paparazzi? Kumiko taught me that...
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Mar 6, 2023 04:38
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I want to go to there.
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Mar 8, 2023 08:36
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Now this is surgery, so don’t eat anything before you come in, because i’ll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
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Mar 8, 2023 09:18
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“I will spend half the day in twilight sleep and then I will go home to watch the Lifetime movie My Stepson Is My Cyber-Husband.” “That’s inspired. You truly are the Picasso of loneliness.”
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Mar 8, 2023 09:21
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“My card only has a 1 in 52 chance of getting picked anyway.” “How did you know that? You're like Rain Man! Quick, how many toothpicks are on the ground?” “Zero.” “You need to go to Vegas!”
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Mar 8, 2023 10:14
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PizzaProwler posted:Did you know that Paparazzo is the singular of Paparazzi? Kumiko taught me that... 
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Mar 8, 2023 11:23
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I am invoking Sky Law. You are now silenced shrieking harpy.
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Mar 8, 2023 16:10
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You got to talk to your landlord about that rat race. That is my landlord.
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Mar 8, 2023 18:13
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"All I said was that's it's time to end the char-add and adjust my shed-ule to buy a new vahze." "You stay in that corner. You stay there until you die."
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Mar 8, 2023 18:23
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I cursed for three hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch!
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Mar 8, 2023 20:33
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I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I just write in the Lord's name. Those are Republican, we count those.
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Mar 8, 2023 20:35
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Vaginal Mesh: Nice try, prolapse!
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"Wait, your name is Wesley Snipes? That's insane!" "This is insane? You know what's insane? That the actor is named Wesley Snipes! If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked 'Who should be named Wesley Snipes', you'd pick the pale Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!"
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