Its great to hear these We Played Outside posts because most of the time they're more aimed at shiftless preteens and when I was that age living in the Midwestern suburbs there was nothing to do but be shiftless teens at a local playground or go bowling. And much like someone who is forced to eat nothing but carrots for every single meal for 10 years, I loving hate bowling.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 14:04 |
They just sat 2 inches from the bigass tube TV for hours like they pretend they didn’t and still do. I haven’t had a tv in my room since I was living with my parents but my dad falls asleep watching tv each night.
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 16:18 |
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There's so much to unpack with this one
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# ? Mar 3, 2023 01:09 |
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I bet those shooters wouldn't dare set foot in Africa, let alone near a lion, if it weren't for guns finished by machine, vaccines, pharmacology, and systems of political backing. There's a reason why this didn't happen until it suddenly did
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# ? Mar 3, 2023 01:17 |
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 22:16 |
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Reporting for duty in the War Against Soy Sauce, sir! Happy to throw myself on the enemy should the need arise, sir!
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 23:22 |
thats some dirty tar
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 01:15 |
War on drugs going good let’s check in on it….
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 07:09 |
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Ok cool, I think we should do more rehab programs, allow for clean needle exchanges, and have insurance cover rehabilitative costs. Oh you mean be mean to immigrants, not actually do anything about addiction.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 17:43 |
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https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1631786462445473793?t=EzAoZo8w4fGpiIMiFJR0Iw&s=19
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 18:16 |
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Edit: nm
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 18:24 |
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I was at work and someone bought a few games and as I was closing the cash drawer they go "Here, here's a million dollars." They handed me a clearly fake million dollar bill and I immediately knew what it was, but I thanked them and they went on their way. Yep, it was one of those "HERE'S THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION: are you going to Heaven or Hell when you die?" At least they didn't leave it in place of a tip at a restaurant. I tossed it and didn't think much about it until about ten minutes later a customer came up and went "Hey I saw this laying on the shelf over there" and it was another one. I won't lie that one kind of annoyed me. Anyway out of curiosity, there was a website listed on it, and so I decided to check it out. Turns out it's for a film company called Living Waters and the founder is Ray Comfort. You know, the "Bananas: the atheist's nightmare" guy. Full of such "incredible" movies as The Atheist Delusion (Why Millions Deny the Obvious), The Fool (The True "Banana Man" Story), Crazy Bible, Dogs Can Talk, A Woman's Right to Choose... 7 Reasons, Ten of the Top Scientific Facts in the Bible, and School Shootings (The Cause and the Cure in Less Than 20 Minutes...For those Who Want to Know).
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:04 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:I was at work and someone bought a few games and as I was closing the cash drawer they go "Here, here's a million dollars." They handed me a clearly fake million dollar bill and I immediately knew what it was, but I thanked them and they went on their way. Yep, it was one of those "HERE'S THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION: are you going to Heaven or Hell when you die?" At least they didn't leave it in place of a tip at a restaurant. I tossed it and didn't think much about it until about ten minutes later a customer came up and went "Hey I saw this laying on the shelf over there" and it was another one. I won't lie that one kind of annoyed me. I've got a few of these, I'll post em in a few minutes Anyways, my advice is to start collecting tracts, especially if you're in a situation where a fake tip like this would be emotionally painful. It turns a huge disappointment into an exciting chance to add to your collection. Dr. Arbitrary fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Mar 5, 2023 |
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I should've snapped a photo, the one I got had Ben Franklin on it. Pretty sure the text on the back of that second one is identical.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:18 |
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I don't mind the ones that are on million dollar bills, the ones that drive me nuts are when you see a dollar or five dollar bill on the ground, you pick it up and it's a fuckin "what's better than saving money? Being saved!"
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:34 |
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Panfilo posted:
Good. That should nicely prove that these pigs aren't needed.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:38 |
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Good. That should nicely prove that these pigs aren't needed. nah the pigs will just murder some people on their own to prove they are needed
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:48 |
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Wonder why we don't get definitive breakdowns of the cops:crime in various jurisdictions.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:59 |
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Pretty sure I'm going in an urn when I die
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 22:52 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Pretty sure I'm going in an urn when I die We'll get you a nice one, you urned it.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 22:59 |
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quote:Nothing new, except it comes from a writer on a liberal, progressive New England newspaper......WHEN AN EDITORIAL LIKE THIS COMES OUT OF BOSTON, YOU KNOW THERE IS A BIG PROBLEM!
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 23:53 |
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Trump literally signed the agreement to withdraw from Afghanistan!
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 23:58 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:Trump literally signed the agreement to withdraw from Afghanistan! No no don't you see Trump would have only pulled out at the perfect time and NEVER would have abandoned equipment.
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 00:00 |
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I don't think Trump had a good pull out gane
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 00:46 |
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I didn't read any of that, but lol at the Herald being called a 'liberal, progressive' newspaper.
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 01:17 |
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Ashcans posted:I didn't read any of that, but lol at the Herald being called a 'liberal, progressive' newspaper. Yeah when my dad sent that to me I googled the author and liberal and progressive he most definitely isn't
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 01:21 |
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the only dollar website that is valid is the Where's George one.
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 02:36 |
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The Herald is the NY Post of Boston. Also sadly, the Herald is the only paper that does any local coverage worth anything.
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 04:36 |
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is the raperface guy with the hat actually retire or is he still pulling the strings e: wrong thread, but it probably still works here
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 00:52 |
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You mean more than they already have? Stick is fun to drive also.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 00:57 |
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Some Boomers (sorry, Willa) are absolutely convinced that no one under sixty knows how to write in cursive or drive stick shifts.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 01:41 |
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Some Boomers (sorry, Willa) are absolutely convinced that no one under sixty knows how to write in cursive or drive stick shifts. As if anyone cares, like "oooh boomers would be so screwed if we went back to horses, they're so owned."
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 01:56 |
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Boomers pretty much all drive auto.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 02:03 |
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What do I win if I'm a zoomer who drank out of a garden hose, uses cursive handwriting, and knows stick shift oh wait it's still scorn from old people huh gently caress
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 02:05 |
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Ah, but you probably still ate avocado toast, didn't you? Owned
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 02:25 |
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Driving stick isn't even that hard.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 02:36 |
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I remember an old Simpsons meme where Homer quotes that part, but then the second panel has Marge freaking him out by replying with "Open a PDF."
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:02 |
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Mooseontheloose posted:You mean more than they already have? Also: Gen Z Kids Are Saving Manual Transmissions — Sort Of Jalopnik posted:The article asserts that younger buyers are choosing vehicles with manual transmissions for the same reason they are choosing things like vinyl records and point-and-shoot cameras. More than half of the buyers who opted for a manual Integra are between 18 and 46 years old, and around a quarter of the buyers who bought a manual Miata in 2022 are between 18 and 35.
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It's only fair, we crippled another one by going online.
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