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It's such Pro Wrestling. Everyone else is still so mad that kayfabe was broken long after everyone knows it's fake and Boris is out there going "You know we can just give our dad's Knighthoods? lol, it's all fake, let's just have fun with it" and giving no heed to psychology or protecting the business. What I'm saying is Boris Johnson is the Young Buck's of British Politics. Edit: what an incredibly niche page snipe my god. Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Mar 6, 2023 |
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smellmycheese posted:This is incredible TV hahahha I mean fair play to him, he did at least apologise when he realised his mistake. Still an idiot who chose to represent Scat Mancock tho.
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Mar 6, 2023 11:22
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https://twitter.com/praxiscast/status/1632647899740876802?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q Exciting innovations in facilitating councillor scam artistry.
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Gonzo McFee posted:It's such Pro Wrestling. Everyone else is still so mad that kayfabe was broken long after everyone knows it's fake and Boris is out there going "You know we can just give our dad's Knighthoods? lol, it's all fake, let's just have fun with it" and giving no heed to psychology or protecting the business. This means Keir Starmer is the WWE of politics, an aging relic stuck in the past only surviving on the glories of 20 years ago
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Mar 6, 2023 11:45
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So instead of councils buying a house and then just maintaining it, they'll rent it out for the purpose of council houses so that there's an extra layer of bullshit to go through for everyone, and more importantly, money get funnelled from the govt into private companies instead of the council owning the houses and spending less money. This is your brain on neoliberlism.
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Mar 6, 2023 11:48
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This woman is regarded as one of the leading brains in British education. https://twitter.com/miss_snuffy/status/1632332719416901632?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Mar 6, 2023 11:54
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Still fighting the battle against sex education I see. 2 girls in my high school first year got pregnant, they would have been around 13 or pushing 14 at most. But sure let's not talk to kids about the thing that some are definitely already doing.
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Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice – stability and strong schools with me, or chaos in the toilets with Ed Miliband.
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Mar 6, 2023 12:03
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smellmycheese posted:This woman is regarded as one of the leading brains in British education. Is there a single high profile person in this country who is considered a Big Smarty who isn't actually a complete drooling moron (and usually a fascist as well)? I honestly can't think of a single person in this country who gets accolades for their intelligence or competence who I respect in any way whatsoever. I know that by its very nature capitalism selects for people who aren't smart enough to realise what a tremendous clusterfuck the system is, but it seems to be particularly bad here. EDIT actually capitalism also selects for people who are smart enough to realise what a tremendous clusterfuck the system is, but who actively benefit from the system being a clusterfuck. Maybe those are the people who are missing in this country Barry Foster fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Mar 6, 2023 |
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Barry Foster posted:Is there a single high profile person in this country who is considered a Big Smarty who isn't actually a complete drooling moron (and usually a fascist as well)? I honestly can't think of a single person in this country who gets accolades for their intelligence or competence who I respect in any way whatsoever. Here’s Galaxy Brain Dom Cummings wife also opining on education 
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Mar 6, 2023 12:05
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Fifty years ago, we all agreed on
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smellmycheese posted:Here’s Galaxy Brain Dom Cummings wife also opining on education My theory that there is somehow a nationwide carbon monoxide leak remains firmly plausible, I see
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Mar 6, 2023 12:06
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*looks one way, at Borstals, Mother and Baby Homes, mental institutions, mass child deaths, and abuse at the hands of unaccountable authority figures* *looks the other way, at a child pretending to be a dinosaur* Well look, we had to go back to fascism, for the children's sake.
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Mar 6, 2023 12:10
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Unfathomable horrors were visited upon me in school and I turned out perfectly normal. I'm just saying that everyone who comes back from the school toilets wants to be a dinosaur, so let's ban toilets.
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Mar 6, 2023 12:17
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:The last time I had a mcd9nald burger it tasted of literal nothing. I would get a chicken burger next time because they don't taste of much anyway except mayonnaise Did you lose your sense of taste to covid or something?
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Mar 6, 2023 12:25
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Never went to the toilets once in school, too hosed up a situation in there.
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Mar 6, 2023 12:27
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smellmycheese posted:Here’s Galaxy Brain Dom Cummings wife also opining on education its a weird development that all these culture war idiots just don’t stick to their guns anymore, they equivocate by saying this “might not be true” but who’s to say a bit of it might be?” even cancel culture bbc tried to rehabilitate anne widdicome ffs
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Rarity posted:This means Keir Starmer is the WWE of politics, an aging relic stuck in the past only surviving on the glories of 20 years ago Keir Starmer is The Jim Cornette podcast of British politics.
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Mar 6, 2023 12:32
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keep punching joe posted:Never went to the toilets once in school, too hosed up a situation in there. Impressive
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Salisbury Snape posted:While I wholeheartedly agree they need to gently caress right off, silage is just slightly mouldy grass. Now a muck spread field or a field that has been spread with fish guts and shellfish shell....... In N.I. we had to ban the use of pigs blood mixed with turkey crap, born & bred in the countryside but that shite was off the scale when it came to a stink. 
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Mar 6, 2023 12:38
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I managed to never go for a poo poo in the school toilets in all my years there, but I guess I wasn't drinking coffee at that age. I did all my school making GBS threads in my pants.
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:I managed to never go for a poo poo in the school toilets in all my years there, but I guess I wasn't drinking coffee at that age. This you? 
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come on, that poo poo is clearly not in that guy's pants
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disgraceful imo fibre is your friend, comrades
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https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1632672778808709120?s=19 Keir Starmer is very bad at politics and when the press decides to notice he flounders.
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Mar 6, 2023 12:59
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smellmycheese posted:This you? It looks exactly like he took two dumps and put one of them on his head
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Mar 6, 2023 13:36
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forkboy84 posted:This is the best lawyering I've seen in a long time To be fair this happens all the loving time (people mess up and miss out a “not” because they’re redrafting the sentence under time pressure and miss it when rereading) and among lawyers we usually just construe what was meant from context. Very unfortunate miscommunication or GB news were being cunts on purpose.
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Mar 6, 2023 14:16
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Speaking of "cunts of purpose" I see that Andrew Neil has sheepishly returned to our screens on All 4. What an absolutely stupid gammon 😆😆😆😆 hope it was worth it
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Mar 6, 2023 14:25
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cat botherer posted:You don't have a link to this do you? I've heard dozens of these stories, sometimes unfolding live on a forum. Albeit from a different country.
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Mar 6, 2023 14:31
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Show me you don’t understand how QR codes work with phones lol https://twitter.com/rishisunak/status/1632709965617012737?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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I hope the horse child and the dinosaur child go to different schools 
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smellmycheese posted:Show me you don’t understand how QR codes work with phones lol it threatens to show you something about a prime minister's announcement
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1632672778808709120?s=19 Lol he's absolute dogshit isn't he. Clearly showing you have nothing to hide by repeatedly stammering that you've done nothing improper and refusing to answer the question.
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The Perfect Element posted:Lol he's absolute dogshit isn't he. Clearly showing you have nothing to hide by repeatedly stammering that you've done nothing improper and refusing to answer the question. But further to my previous point about the tories having discovered that nothing matters and you can do or say anything, the very fact that Keith got through the interview and didn't answer the question could be viewed as a success. It shouldn't, but I bet he sees it that way and I bet it won't influence anyone either way.
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smellmycheese posted:Show me you don’t understand how QR codes work with phones lol And QR codes are older than twitter's built in link shortener And barcodes are older than hyperlinks Wait, maybe it's deliberate. Innovation means time consuming fiddles pretending to be something new.
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:But further to my previous point about the tories having discovered that nothing matters and you can do or say anything, the very fact that Keith got through the interview and didn't answer the question could be viewed as a success. It shouldn't, but I bet he sees it that way and I bet it won't influence anyone either way. Essentially, it's a test of the media's largesse. He made it clear that it's an awkward question that he doesn't want to talk about it, and so whether they choose to dig into it like hungry spaniels with an entire roast chicken is entirely down to how invested they are in monstering him are this particular moment in time.
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Darth Walrus posted:Essentially, it's a test of the media's largesse. He made it clear that it's an awkward question that he doesn't want to talk about it, and so whether they choose to dig into it like hungry spaniels with an entire roast chicken is entirely down to how invested they are in monstering him are this particular moment in time. The really spicy one for Labour is when the press decide it’s time to start noticing Mandelson was a big friend of Epstein.
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Darth Walrus posted:Essentially, it's a test of the media's largesse. He made it clear that it's an awkward question that he doesn't want to talk about it, and so whether they choose to dig into it like hungry spaniels with an entire roast chicken is entirely down to how invested they are in monstering him are this particular moment in time. Will be very surprised if much comes of it at all. Keith is the media's anointed one, and if Gray is a superspook then it points to complete establishment complicity.
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Guavanaut posted:You can screenshot it and then identify content in your photo app on all newer phones, but that's a time consuming fiddle given that it's already on twitter. Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Mar 6, 2023 |
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smellmycheese posted:Show me you don’t understand how QR codes work with phones lol lol if you're not getting one of your unpaid interns to print out the day's top tweets
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