[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

my tiny Mastodon shard is back up.

Twitter is still down

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 00:22

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Nancy's got some good poo poo going on imo

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:21

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

thousands of bleary eyes liberals, including OH BOY BIG NEWS dude and brooklyn brokebrain lib dad, wake from an entrenched stupor as if cut off from the perfect drug, looking around for the first time with such clarity to take in the sun for what seems to have been an eternity. were the tweets worth it, they ask the silence of where their partners would be, only to sit with no purpose, waiting for the servers to be whole again, for their purpose to be whole again.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:21

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

External Organs posted:

Nancy's got some good poo poo going on imo

pace is rear end salsa for whitey

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:21

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

titty_baby_ posted:

I ate like 2-4 grams of straight abv weed yesterday to try to feel out a dose (scale sucks and couldn't register such a low weight accurately) and got way too loving high, like having a bad trip status, and it took 8 hours or so to feel alright and im still sorta feeling it at work today.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:22

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

titty_baby_ posted:

I ate like 2-4 grams of straight abv weed yesterday to try to feel out a dose (scale sucks and couldn't register such a low weight accurately) and got way too loving high, like having a bad trip status, and it took 8 hours or so to feel alright and im still sorta feeling it at work today.

Whoops lol

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:22

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

i ate a 200mg gummy yesterday because i'm cool

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:22

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Twitter app on my phone has been working fine all day. Embeds broken tho

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:23

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/1632791765546680322

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:23

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Make smaller waffles or bigger chicken

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:23

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

External Organs posted:

Nancy's got some good poo poo going on imo

rather use ketchup than mild Pace, or Pace at all.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:23

Greg Legg: Oct 6, 2004

AxGrap posted:

lol

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:24

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Oglethorpe posted:

all the trump embeds gone

all my tups gone

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:24

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Elon should be destroyed.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:24

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Good Citizen posted:

Twitter app on my phone has been working fine all day. Embeds broken tho

lol if they're just getting rid of the web interface and forcing you to use the app (which will spy on you)

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:24

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I'm hearing lots of anti-pace sentiment and while I agree, I must counter that cara cara oranges are choice.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:25

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Louisgod posted:

thousands of bleary eyes liberals, including OH BOY BIG NEWS dude and brooklyn brokebrain lib dad, wake from an entrenched stupor as if cut off from the perfect drug, looking around for the first time with such clarity to take in the sun for what seems to have been an eternity. were the tweets worth it, they ask the silence of where their partners would be, only to sit with no purpose, waiting for the servers to be whole again, for their purpose to be whole again.

They will await the crying of lot 49, which includes Elon's sword collection and his entire collection of Ye branded shoes and coats.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:25

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

This is what you youngsters get when you rely on embeds instead of copy/pasting text like the Lord intended

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:25

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

u got that chicken nano chip

superior nano chip, i don't think chickens transmit any brain occupying organisms to humans

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:25

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Pace picante is good as an egg bake topping and that's it. Not great tho.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:25

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Harold trolls the group. Classic Harold.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:26

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

lol if they're just getting rid of the web interface and forcing you to use the app (which will spy on you)

It's the only way he can make x the everything app!

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:26

PlushCow: Oct 19, 2005; The cow eats the grass

goth smoking cloves posted:

Oh god now we might have to actually reply to each other

Concerning

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:26

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

People are posting stuff in ASCII now lol

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:26

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

External Organs posted:

Harold trolls the group. Classic Harold.

You ever grill a pb&j in a pan with some butter? It's the best thing in the world

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:27

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

goth smoking cloves posted:

You ever grill a pb&j in a pan with some butter? It's the best thing in the world

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:28

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

External Organs posted:

Harold trolls the group. Classic Harold.

throw that baby into a Ronco Rotisserie

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:28

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

This is what you youngsters get when you rely on embeds instead of copy/pasting text like the Lord intended

That's how SA was when I first joined, I believe. Doing things that way take more effort, and we know what happens when effort happens around here.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:28

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

DesertIslandHermit posted:

People are posting stuff in ASCII now lol

Only furthering the divide between phone and pc posters

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:28

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

goth smoking cloves posted:

I don't know a single thing about baseball

tell me about your favorite haircuts

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:28

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

External Organs posted:

I got social media content right here

cut my hot dog into pieces
it's in my mac and cheese

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:29

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

goth smoking cloves posted:

You ever grill a pb&j in a pan with some butter? It's the best thing in the world

Hmm, this is a good post, thank you goon

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:29

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

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# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:29

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

External Organs posted:

Make smaller waffles or bigger chicken

lol have any of these scrubs ever cooked something that wasn�t just reheated precooked poo poo from the freezer aisle or a pasta with a jar/packet sauce?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:30

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

UFOTacoMan posted:

cut my hot dog into pieces
it's in my mac and cheese

Lmao

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:30

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

AxGrap posted:

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# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:30

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

goth smoking cloves posted:

It's the only way he can make x the everything app!

I'm actually a little concerned he does that, he's a total supervillain still in the origin story phase.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:30

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Louisgod posted:

thousands of bleary eyes liberals, including OH BOY BIG NEWS dude and brooklyn brokebrain lib dad, wake from an entrenched stupor as if cut off from the perfect drug, looking around for the first time with such clarity to take in the sun for what seems to have been an eternity. were the tweets worth it, they ask the silence of where their partners would be, only to sit with no purpose, waiting for the servers to be whole again, for their purpose to be whole again.

https://youtu.be/VX80zwkdEjo

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:30

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

UFOTacoMan posted:

cut my hot dog into pieces
it's in my mac and cheese

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:31

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kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

External Organs posted:

Make smaller waffles or bigger chicken

free cumshitter

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:31

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