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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

DryGoods posted:

you can go down as the Guy Who Died in an Explosion, or that Guy Who Posts with an AV of Yoda Jacking Off


interesting how the Tides of History guide us

thats yoda jacking off i thought it was dune

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BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
It's boiled so it's sterile

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



lol the original tweet that preceded those responses:

https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1629739199514521601


"get ready for the meltdowns"

The highest aspiration for ~35% of adult Americans is to troll and gaslight the rest of the country. It isn't actually about vaccines, it's about transgressing. lol

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Talking about my brain

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


WarMECH posted:

thats yoda jacking off i thought it was dune

The planet that's covered in sand is called Dune

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



BAE OF PIGS posted:

It's boiled so it's sterile

that's just minerals

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The planet that's covered in sand is called Dune

you'll never guess what the planet covered in earth is called

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The planet that's covered in sand is called Dune

:ibadpop:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The planet that's covered in sand is called Dune

:wrong:

It's called Tattooine

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lol it must be that cheap date guy who catches his shower water in buckets and then dumps it in his toilet to reuse it.

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Yerg78m7M

e2: of course it's Ohio

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Louisgod posted:

lol it must be that cheap date guy who catches his shower water in buckets and then dumps it in his toilet to reuse it.

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Yerg78m7M

e2: of course it's Ohio

That's actually a pretty good way to not completely waste all that shower water TBH

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Don't cook with grey water unless you want to become a Gray

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


How did the rear end Boys do last night?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Cooking with the Alien Alloys

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Iron Crowned posted:

That's actually a pretty good way to not completely waste all that shower water TBH

yeah man totally, very normal

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

Louisgod posted:

lol it must be that cheap date guy who catches his shower water in buckets and then dumps it in his toilet to reuse it.

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Yerg78m7M

i used to work at a combination video games plus movies store where people could sell us their old games and movies

one regular customer was a little squirrelly guy who was always caked in dirt. the cracks in his skin were full of dried mud, the inside and outside of his car was dusty, and every dvd he brought us had dirt inside the case that fell out when opened. also he exclusively tried to sell us obscure low budget porn dvds, like lesbian zombie wrestlers from mars or whatever, that we couldn't accept

i'm just mystified to this day at how literally everything he brought in was covered in red dirt inside and out

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Don't drain your grey matter, cause one day it may matter

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

i used to work at a combination video games plus movies store where people could sell us their old games and movies

one regular customer was a little squirrelly guy who was always caked in dirt. the cracks in his skin were full of dried mud, the inside and outside of his car was dusty, and every dvd he brought us had dirt inside the case that fell out when opened. also he exclusively tried to sell us obscure low budget porn dvds, like lesbian zombie wrestlers from mars or whatever, that we couldn't accept

i'm just mystified to this day at how literally everything he brought in was covered in red dirt inside and out

He was just a Martian trying to sell his home videos.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

i'm just mystified to this day at how literally everything he brought in was covered in red dirt inside and out

listen:

dirty d is still dirty because he’s dirty d, dammit!

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

Iron Crowned posted:

He was just a Martian trying to sell his home videos.

holy poo poo it all makes sense

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Iron Crowned posted:

That's actually a pretty good way to not completely waste all that shower water TBH

Yeah grey water has good uses. I am a sinner tho and flush with perfectly drinkable water.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


:hmmyes:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

Aw. Mommadee, there’s a sine tibbity in a taxy. She’s a cole tony

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Talking about my brain

lol

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

AxGrap posted:

Don't drain your grey matter, cause one day it may matter

:yeah:

Isizzlehorn
Feb 25, 2010

:lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick:


*dirty water and soap poached eggs*

'oh look, the consequences of my actions'

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
[in extreme Deltron3030 voice]

AxGrap posted:

Don't drain your grey matter, cause one day it may matter

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021


i shared that with you in confidence

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

Louisgod posted:

[in extreme Deltron3030 voice]

:haibrow:

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
This counts as horny posting, I'll take the 6er

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

AxGrap posted:

This counts as horny posting, I'll take the 6er


that's actually a Sturgeon

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
Goofus freaks out and calls an ambulance, making a big scene and starting a chain of events where he loses his scholarship, culminating in the death of his husband.

Gallant says

AxGrap posted:

If I'm ever "on weed" and get too high I lie down and close my eyes and ride it out. I say "I HAVE TO GO" if in a social situation. I don't blow up about it

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

AxGrap posted:

This counts as horny posting, I'll take the 6er


Eat it standing over your laptop keyboard to save the drips for later

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I’ve seen Del like 3 times at a pretty small venue here in town and every time he came out after the show, high as gently caress and holding a skateboard, and grabbed some cash from the merch table and left lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

pho get about it hahaha

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

DryGoods posted:

that's actually a Sturgeon

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

Consummate Professional posted:

I’ve seen Del like 3 times at a pretty small venue here in town and every time he came out after the show, high as gently caress and holding a skateboard, and grabbed some cash from the merch table and left lol

lol that rules

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

AxGrap posted:

This counts as horny posting, I'll take the 6er


would

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Buddykins posted:

pho get about it hahaha

i regret putting you under my protection

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Lpzie 4
Mar 4, 2023
Letras de Eazy-E: "We're two hard motherfuckers."

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