[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

paranoid randroid posted:

Elon was crawling through the servers like a crazed weasel looking for the Secret Box That Deboosts My Tweets again

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:26

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# ? May 31, 2024 18:51

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1632799515999625216

lmao @ the idea of someone staging an armed uprising at twitter hq

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:26

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

triple sulk posted:

trump was right, failing and failed platform

sad

we're going to truth social folks

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:27

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

Mayor Dave posted:

lmao @ the idea of someone staging an armed uprising at twitter hq

it�s so loving stupid you know it�s true

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:27

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1632799515999625216

goddam I�ve been doing business wrong all this time apparently I didn�t know I could seize positions through force

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:28

BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

DryGoods posted:

it would be really funny if she ended up getting them in the divorce

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:28

Hockenheim: Oct 20, 2022; by VG

Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/GavinNewsom/status/1632811406344192000?cxt=HHwWgIDQxdbU9KgtAAAA

countdown till the Biden Admin sues California to stop this lmao

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:28

SomethingBeautiful: Oct 22, 2008; Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

who wouldn't want a pair of tall bulky men to accompany you for a piss

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:29

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1632799515999625216

he's so incredibly mentally ill

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:29

Pead: May 31, 2001; Nap Ghost

VideoKid posted:

I wonder if they are still married

If you google them her twitter account has still them in a couples profile pic, but it's all retweets for funko pop promotion giveaways. He may have gotten her twitter account in a divorce

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:31

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

https://www.post-gazette.com/news/p...es/202303060077

quote:

Several GOP states, including West Virginia, pull out of effort to thwart voter fraud

ATLANTA � Election officials in Florida, Missouri and West Virginia said Monday they are withdrawing from a bipartisan, multistate effort aimed at ensuring the accuracy of voter rolls that has found itself in the crosshairs of conspiracy theories fueled by Donald Trump�s false claims about the 2020 presidential election.

The system to thwart voter fraud known as the Electronic Registration Information Center, or ERIC, has become a target of suspicion among some Republicans after a series of online posts early last year questioning its funding and purpose.

Louisiana withdrew last year and Alabama is in the process of doing so. Missouri Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft said Monday that he had been pushing the group to address concerns by him and others.

�It appears that ERIC will not make the necessary changes to address these concerns, therefore, it is time to move on,� Mr. Ashcroft said in a statement.

West Virginia Secretary of State Mac Warner said he did not expect the departure from the program to affect his state�s ability to maintain accurate voter rolls. Florida�s secretary of state, who is appointed by the governor, did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Shane Hamlin, the group�s executive director, confirmed the three states had provided notice to withdraw.

�We will continue our work on behalf of our remaining member states in improving the accuracy of America�s voter rolls and increasing access to voter registration for all eligible citizens,� Mr. Hamlin said in a statement.

The program was started in 2012 by seven states and was bipartisan from the beginning, with four of the founding states led by Republicans. After the states officially depart, participation will be limited to 28 states and the District of Columbia.

The departures have frustrated state election officials involved in the effort and have demonstrated how deeply election conspiracies have spread throughout the Republican Party.

�Election officials who pull out of ERIC are primarily harming their own state�s ability to keep their voter list accurate," Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson said in a statement Monday to The Associated Press. �It�s odd and disturbing to me that any official would choose validating misinformation over being part of a collaborative that has the sole and well-established purpose of improving the integrity of our elections.�

Not all Republican-led states have been reevaluating their participation in the program. In a recent survey by the AP, election offices in 23 states and the District of Columbia said they had no intention of leaving, including eight led or controlled by Republicans.

lol

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:31

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

SomethingBeautiful posted:

who wouldn't want a pair of tall bulky men to accompany you for a piss

Do the bodyguards also poop at the same time as Elon so they can be with him 12/7 or what�s the deal

When do they poop

Are they Elons poop buddies?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:32

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

maybe Elon could try being the sort of company owner who doesn't need armed guards protecting him from his own employees in his own office building

this seems like a fairly low bar to clear

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:32

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/GavinNewsom/status/1632811406344192000?cxt=HHwWgIDQxdbU9KgtAAAA

He will still work for them like with Tesla

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:32

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

kaleedity posted:

no there isn't

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:34

SomethingBeautiful: Oct 22, 2008; Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

tacodaemon posted:

maybe Elon could try being the sort of company owner who doesn't need armed guards protecting him from his own employees in his own office building

this seems like a fairly low bar to clear

every company owner should need that

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:34

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

tacodaemon posted:

maybe Elon could try being the sort of company owner who doesn't need armed guards protecting him from his own employees in his own office building

this seems like a fairly low bar to clear

Nah, let�s fast track to Howard Hughes territory

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:34

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

tacodaemon posted:

maybe Elon could try being the sort of company owner who doesn't need armed guards protecting him from his own employees in his own office building

this seems like a fairly low bar to clear

I think it's paranoia from all the amphetamines he's using.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:35

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

kaleedity posted:

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:37

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

tacodaemon posted:

maybe Elon could try being the sort of company owner who doesn't need armed guards protecting him from his own employees in his own office building

this seems like a fairly low bar to clear

real leadership is about being extremely paranoid and openly afraid

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:37

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

The only correct pee is totally naked helicopter penis at a full-speed run

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:37

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

angerbeet posted:

Nah, let’s fast track to Howard Hughes territory

Bodyguard mansion

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:38

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

AxGrap posted:

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:38

SomethingBeautiful: Oct 22, 2008; Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

piss with best, soak like the rest

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:39

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Does /r/neutropics have the Musk Stack 3.0 up yet? Does anyone know?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:39

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

angerbeet posted:

Nah, let�s fast track to Howard Hughes territory

Buying numerous copies of a lovely movie.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:39

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

sounds like a good Hitman level

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:39

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

I heard there's a kind of South African vine that makes your brain physically grow.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:40

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

this place managed to hang on until about 14 years ago when it was razed; it's a vacant lot now

https://twitter.com/2VintageClassic/status/1631937374438715392

here it is in a 2009 street view shortly before demolition