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HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

Power Khan posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1633136675567153153

its true, this squirrel is eating better than me. skabayeva has all the scoops, western societies in starvation rations

edit: a shameful snipe

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:30

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# ? May 28, 2024 19:19

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

jimmy mnemonic posted:

In Ukranian corruption news:
https://twitter.com/KyivIndependent/status/1632886655408394241

Really a shame Ukraine doesn't really have a navy because I bet Semen here would be one helluva submarine commander.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:30

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

What does Kryvonos translate to, I gotta know

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:31

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Please, eating squirrel would be an upgrade over typical British cooking

Source - I am British.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:31

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

HonorableTB posted:

Pretty good Winnie the Poo cosplay, squirrel, I hope you're practicing your 'Oh, bother' while you wait on your red t-shirt to get delivered.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:32

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

HonorableTB posted:

its true, this squirrel is eating better than me. skabayeva has all the scoops, western societies in starvation rations

edit: a shameful snipe

British children are starving in the streets so this squirrel can grow fat. Shameful

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:33

zone: Dec 6, 2016

Power Khan posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1633136675567153153

Pile that onto the rest of the claims about Europe and America suffering, like that one about rationing in America. lmao.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:34

ZogrimAteMyHamster: Dec 8, 2015

lmao at Solovyov looking more and more gaunt lately as reality dawns after a year of spouting absolute bollocks.

Feb 2022:

Mar 2023:

HonorableTB posted:

this guy is going to get erased so hard it's gonna look like that photo of Stalin with the guys he had liquidated and edited out of the shot

Power Khan posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1633136675567153153

Squirrel has always been available in some restaurants here. There are millions of the bastards, we'd be stupid not to eat them.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:35

Burns: May 10, 2008

Power Khan posted:

https://twitter.com/Tatarigami_UA/status/1632978756250882050

https://twitter.com/Tatarigami_UA/status/1632978763632738305

https://twitter.com/Tatarigami_UA/status/1632978766614986752

https://twitter.com/Tatarigami_UA/status/1632978774387032066

This has been the theme from the get-go basically.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:36

fatherboxx: Mar 25, 2013

Toxic Mental posted:

What does Kryvonos translate to, I gotta know

Hooked nose

(I am serious)

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:37

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

zone posted:

Pile that onto the rest of the claims about Europe and America suffering, like that one about rationing in America. lmao.

Somehow we can afford animal brothels and constant gender reassignments, but not real people food. I'm starting to think they might be lying.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:38

Mokotow: Apr 16, 2012

Toxic Mental posted:

What does Kryvonos translate to, I gotta know

�Crooked nose�, I poo poo you not

Edit: beaten like a Russian armored column at Vulhedar

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:39

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

zone posted:

It would absolutely be in everyone's interest to prevent such things from happening. I believe Ukraine understands such situations and will ask for assistance in determining how to approach the situation, while permitting neutral observers and assistance to help with the process.

oh absolutely. obviously it�s difficult to do so, but the Ukrainian government seems to be honestly invested in making sure their fighters don�t go down that road and it�s incredibly commendable. that kind of leadership only comes from the top too.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:47

Lord Stimperor: Jun 13, 2018; I'm a lovable meme.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Really a shame Ukraine doesn't really have a navy because I bet Semen here would be one helluva submarine commander.

Semen's seamen?

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:48

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Solovyov�s wealthy, beautiful, Londoner son must be eating such exquisite squirrels in the see-and-be-seen cafes and nightclubs.

Hopefully someone can overnight him a fishbloc to provide adequate sustenance in these trying days. Fashionable, on-trend fish only though. Or timeless ones like a birkin fish.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:50

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Britons are so poor they are eating pigeon!!!!

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:51

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Actually brits are so weak and effeminate that squirrels regularly eat them for snacks

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:54

bad_fmr: Nov 28, 2007

Power Khan posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1633136675567153153

Why would you need to invent lies about shameful and disgusting British food?

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:57

Disco Pope: Dec 6, 2004; Top Class!

I'm vegetarian, so probably off the hook, but as someone who has ate Findus boil in the bag curries in the past, I wouldn't say for certain that I *haven't* eat squirrel.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:58

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

Propping up Ukraine has so impoverished the UK that they are reduced to eating British food.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 17:59

Seksiness: Aug 24, 2006; I screwed your grandma and all I got was this lousy custom title... and herpes

Non-zero chance that someone in Russia's propaganda centre mistook Friday Night Dinner for a documentary.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:01

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

I'm British and suddenly realising how weird it is we don't eat squirrels given how much people viscerally hate them (the forrin grey ones at least).

Do they taste bad? I figure they are probably like nutty rabbits.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:01

Tai: Mar 8, 2006

Hey now, us Brits have some decent food out there. 99% of the country don't know what salt is though so they are already lost.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:03

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

squirrels are too small, I�d have to slaughter millions to start up my squirrel meat taco food truck in London, and I ain�t got time for that.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:04

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Lord Stimperor posted:

Semen's seamen?

I think that's called a bukkake

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:06

A Sometimes Food: Dec 8, 2010

a pipe smoking dog posted:

I'm British and suddenly realising how weird it is we don't eat squirrels given how much people viscerally hate them (the forrin grey ones at least).

Do they taste bad? I figure they are probably like nutty rabbits.

I assume like most game it depends on what the squirrels eat. Ones living off forage in woodlands are probably fine, ones gorged on nuts and fruits are probably delicious. Ones that raid dumpsters not so much.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:08

Tai: Mar 8, 2006

mmmm Venison

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:11

A Sometimes Food: Dec 8, 2010

You are what you eat and five day old tikka masala, half eaten Gregg's and bin juice is not a good thing to be.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:12

Karma Comedian: Feb 2, 2012

HonorableTB posted:

stonko! Cukoce estvmin likv?

Putin's hvtekpikv, real tradish.

fatherboxx posted:

Hooked nose

(I am serious)

So basically "Cameron"

Karma Comedian fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Mar 7, 2023

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:14

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Tai posted:

mmmm Venison

In spring, Altai red deer horns, or antlers, grow at an enormous rate of several centimeters a day. At this moment the antlers are not yet ossified, they are soft and full of blood. Extract from these horns is said to have a therapeutic effect (people supposedly benefit from antler baths), so there is a whole industry for the extraction of pantocrine . For this purpose, red deer are tied or clamped on a special machine, lifted so that they hang helplessly, and the living horns are cut off � often with an ordinary hacksaw. Animal rights activists compare the experience of animals to the torture of pulling out a person�s fingernails.

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Sergei Shoigu, the then head of the Ministry of Emergency Situations, was the first person in the Russian elite to become interested in antler baths. In the mid-2000s, Shoigu brought Putin to Altai for the first time, convincing him of the benefits of this treatment, which supposedly improves the cardiovascular system and rejuvenates the skin . On one of his trips, Putin, who was starting to think more about his health, immersed himself in a bathtub containing an odorant extract from blood-filled deer antlers. An acquaintance of the president claims that he had been warned that there is no conclusive evidence of the benefits of antler baths. But Putin liked it, and since then he has revisited Altai multiple times .

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:14

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

My fiancee has a British cookbook and theres an entire section devoted to beans on things beans shouldn't be on

Karma Comedian posted:

Putin's hvtekpikv, real tradish.

HonorableTB fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Mar 7, 2023

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:14

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

A Sometimes Food posted:

You are what you eat and five day old tikka masala, half eaten Gregg's and bin juice is not a good thing to be.

are we still talking about brits?

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:14

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

HonorableTB posted:

My fiancee has a British cookbook and theres an entire section devoted to beans on things beans shouldn't be on

like baked beans or other beans?

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:17

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

EorayMel posted:

In spring, Altai red deer horns, or antlers, grow at an enormous rate of several centimeters a day. At this moment the antlers are not yet ossified, they are soft and full of blood. Extract from these horns is said to have a therapeutic effect (people supposedly benefit from antler baths), so there is a whole industry for the extraction of pantocrine . For this purpose, red deer are tied or clamped on a special machine, lifted so that they hang helplessly, and the living horns are cut off � often with an ordinary hacksaw. Animal rights activists compare the experience of animals to the torture of pulling out a person�s fingernails.

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Sergei Shoigu, the then head of the Ministry of Emergency Situations, was the first person in the Russian elite to become interested in antler baths. In the mid-2000s, Shoigu brought Putin to Altai for the first time, convincing him of the benefits of this treatment, which supposedly improves the cardiovascular system and rejuvenates the skin . On one of his trips, Putin, who was starting to think more about his health, immersed himself in a bathtub containing an odorant extract from blood-filled deer antlers. An acquaintance of the president claims that he had been warned that there is no conclusive evidence of the benefits of antler baths. But Putin liked it, and since then he has revisited Altai multiple times .

Actually it gives you scrapie rabies cerebral salt-wasting syndrome.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 18:17