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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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CommieGIR posted:

This is really the crux of it: Russia hasn't even remotely faced NATO, but the fact that they struggle this bad against a small, recently raised army is a sure sign any conflict with NATO would not go well for their forces in the field.
Yeah, like Zelensky's joke, NATO hasn't even shown up yet.

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zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1633463757241470979
Something fishy going on in Enerhodar.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
This man has some advice for you

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1633437910241546240

zone
Dec 6, 2016


The likes of him don't care as long as it's someone else doing the fighting, but especially the dying. He probably has n number of ways out of mobilization himself, but is free to call people cowardly for refusing to fight and die for the Russian motherland.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

"If you don't like your guy, we can get rid of him for you"

Seriously this is dark poo poo.

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

the holy poopacy posted:

Logically, then, Stalin was history's greatest monster for choosing to resist the Nazi invasion, and millions of Soviet deaths can be lain directly at his feet for his refusal to negotiate like a sensible person.

The Socialist Republic of Vietnam is a tragic monument to the bloodthirstiness of the North Vietnamese government, who were obligated to surrender immediately to American intervention but foolishly chose to sacrifice their own people in a pointless war.

I'm glad we all agree that a country defending itself against invasion is an unconscionable act under all circumstances.

You know they’re just intentionally trying to get a probe right?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Whenever I see a mouse the first thing I do is hurl myself into the nearest battlefield.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Tai posted:

https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1633335134979072001

The gently caress is this gibberish. Russians can't live abroad for long? Yeah tell that to all the billionaires and their kids studying in London.

If a Russian is buried on the wrong side of the Volga they spend eternity in the afterlife as a potato peddler driving a minivan.

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

Outrail posted:

Whenever I see a mouse the first thing I do is hurl myself into the nearest battlefield.

That's how ww1 happened. Everybody charged out of the trenches all the time because they were rat ridden holes.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Decrepus posted:

If a Russian is buried on the wrong side of the Volga they spend eternity in the afterlife as a potato peddler driving a minivan.

Think of all the bootleg vodka you could brew if you stole enough of those potatoes.

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It's not for them, it's to discourage all the commoners getting ideas that maybe Russia isn't the best place to live right now. "Russia isn't perfect, but everywhere else is WORSE! So stay in Russia!"
Alas, I am finishing up my squirrel. I wish I could reheat it, but there is no gas.

I wonder whether anyone actually believes this stuff.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Tarquinn posted:

Okay, Russians are Romans now. Finally this war is justified!

:psyduck:

when in Rome, do as the Romans do

drinks sterno, jumps in front of a car for insurance money, blyats self into a mud puddle, urinates on self

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Now they've been angry lately
Thinking about the GBS postings to come
And I believe it could be
Something awful has begun
Oh, they've been posting lately
Wishin' that the Russians had won
And I believe it could be
Probations going to come
'Cause out from the thread of dorkness
There ride the peace trolls
Oh, peace trolls take this sixer
And gently caress off home again

Oh, peace trolls sounding louder
Sixers for the peace trolls
Ooh-ah, ee-ah, ooh-ah
Come on now, peace trolls
Yes, peace trolls hatin' Ukraine
Everyone laughin' at the peace trolls
Ooh-ah, ee-ah, ooh-ah
Come on now, peace trolls

(no apologies to Yusuf Islam)

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Tarquinn posted:

Okay, Russians are Romans now. Finally this war is justified!

:psyduck:

Why, is Putin wandering the halls of the Kremlin howling for Shoigu to give back his brigades?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Looking at media reports of Russia, and of ever more authoritarian trends in western societies, it keeps blowing my got drat mind every single day that there actually exists people around us who do want and enjoy autharitarianism, in their society, at their workplace, in their families. Every day it blows my goddamn mind. Like pwwwoooaaahhhh, just like in that science universe vid. Why the gently caress do they want this? In their mind, do they get absolved of their moral obligation to do the right thing, if someone else is telling them what to think and do? Does their wilful reduction to unthinking sheep allow them to engage in frivolous atrocity in wild abandon, free to point to some abstract authority elsewhere for the answers as to why they did all this atrocious bullshit, when the answer is clearly "I wanted to"? I do not understand.

Like maybe Russia has an excuse in that "we've always been an authoritarian poo poo hole to a bigger or smaller degree, and it's hard to break out of", but what the hell excuse does the west have? Capitalism? Capitalism generates economic power, and the one generating the most power can do what the gently caress they want, so nar ne loving nar nar to you? Or what the hell is it?

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Cthulu Carl posted:

Why, is Putin wandering the halls of the Kremlin howling for Shoigu to give back his brigades?

MUH VDV SHOIGU
SERGEI KUZHUGETOVICH SHOIGU, GIVE ME BACK MUH VDV!

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

Karate Bastard posted:

Looking at media reports of Russia, and of ever more authoritarian trends in western societies, it keeps blowing my got drat mind every single day that there actually exists people around us who do want and enjoy autharitarianism, in their society, at their workplace, in their families. Every day it blows my goddamn mind. Like pwwwoooaaahhhh, just like in that science universe vid. Why the gently caress do they want this? In their mind, do they get absolved of their moral obligation to do the right thing, if someone else is telling them what to think and do? Does their wilful reduction to unthinking sheep allow them to engage in frivolous atrocity in wild abandon, free to point to some abstract authority elsewhere for the answers as to why they did all this atrocious bullshit, when the answer is clearly "I wanted to"? I do not understand.

Like maybe Russia has an excuse in that "we've always been an authoritarian poo poo hole to a bigger or smaller degree, and it's hard to break out of", but what the hell excuse does the west have? Capitalism? Capitalism generates economic power, and the one generating the most power can do what the gently caress they want, so nar ne loving nar nar to you? Or what the hell is it?

The fantasy of ingratiating yourself with the powerful. And hoping that you're so loving special that surely you come out on top. With little effort.

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1633400927410438145

Mf literally going "you haven't seen the super sekrit army of 250,000 spetsnaz with 50000 armatas and 10,000 Su-57s yet". :lmao:

''Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational Battlestation!''

When life imitates art. :ughh:

naem
May 29, 2011

a lot of people think they are living in an authoritarian state already and that they are on top,

and see any changes to life as a threat to their perceived authority/ natural privilege,

and are terrified that someone else will become the authority and put them down and react angrily as if that is on the line

combine that with the fact that masses of dumb people push for a society where they, the dumb people, have advantage and use aggression against any imagined threat- like those drat smart people over there making life better for all- and you get both Putin and say Trump voters

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
I also think that like two generations of folks being raised during the American 20-year ForeverWar has broken people's brains such that they can't possibly imagine that American isn't the main character of this conflict. For them, it's all a puppet proxy war between America and Russia, because at the end of the day American hyper-individualism means it's never not about us.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Karate Bastard posted:

Looking at media reports of Russia, and of ever more authoritarian trends in western societies, it keeps blowing my got drat mind every single day that there actually exists people around us who do want and enjoy autharitarianism, in their society, at their workplace, in their families. Every day it blows my goddamn mind. Like pwwwoooaaahhhh, just like in that science universe vid. Why the gently caress do they want this? In their mind, do they get absolved of their moral obligation to do the right thing, if someone else is telling them what to think and do? Does their wilful reduction to unthinking sheep allow them to engage in frivolous atrocity in wild abandon, free to point to some abstract authority elsewhere for the answers as to why they did all this atrocious bullshit, when the answer is clearly "I wanted to"? I do not understand.

Like maybe Russia has an excuse in that "we've always been an authoritarian poo poo hole to a bigger or smaller degree, and it's hard to break out of", but what the hell excuse does the west have? Capitalism? Capitalism generates economic power, and the one generating the most power can do what the gently caress they want, so nar ne loving nar nar to you? Or what the hell is it?

Because the people in charge of you will also come down hard on the filthy heathens who deserve it, and you could never be one of them, obviously.

Or a reasonable facsimile thereof

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1633384708544274432
Guys I found the "well equipped army" Prigozhin was boasting about near the tank monument. :laffo:

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

StrangersInTheNight posted:

I also think that like two generations of folks being raised during the American 20-year ForeverWar has broken people's brains such that they can't possibly imagine that American isn't the main character of this conflict. For them, it's all a puppet proxy war between America and Russia, because at the end of the day American hyper-individualism means it's never not about us.

You say its a puppet proxy war, but ultimately, even Russia is basically just an NPC player to them, as it has zero agency, and can only automatically respond to US actions. It has no choice or culpability in anything it does.

All actions, from colour revolutions, countries wanting to join NATO or the EU, heck even Russia's internal politics, are ultimately due to the US.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Some people prefer the warm familiar boot over the cold and impersonal machinery of capital. The promise of authoritarianism isn't that life will be easier, it's that life will make sense.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

^^^^ Conspiracies are often about having nice and simple answer to complex problems, especially answers that affirm preexisting beliefs.

Mr Teatime posted:

You know they’re just intentionally trying to get a probe right?

Reward their efforts with a 100,000 hour one.

Tigey posted:

You say its a puppet proxy war, but ultimately, even Russia is basically just an NPC player to them, as it has zero agency, and can only automatically respond to US actions. It has no choice or culpability in anything it does.

All actions, from colour revolutions, countries wanting to join NATO or the EU, heck even Russia's internal politics, are ultimately due to the US.

As it has always been for them. Doesn't matter how far back you go, it's the US's fault.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1633384708544274432
Guys I found the "well equipped army" Prigozhin was boasting about near the tank monument. :laffo:

....is that a rototiller without the tiller attached?

Oscar Wilde Bunch
Jun 12, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Tai posted:

https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1633335134979072001

The gently caress is this gibberish. Russians can't live abroad for long? Yeah tell that to all the billionaires and their kids studying in London.

Looks like they need to do another round of metaphor mobilization. All the good metaphors were lost in a river crossing.

Content. The old man brigade has fared about as you’d expected.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davida...sh=f469b97615d2

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1633384708544274432
Guys I found the "well equipped army" Prigozhin was boasting about near the tank monument. :laffo:

Mad Max: Slightly Peeved Road

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

CommieGIR posted:

....is that a rototiller without the tiller attached?

P much, that kind of two wheel tractor was pretty widely produced in the ussr I think, they're pretty versatile and cheap

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
Yeah you see them all over eastern Europe. I'd imagine they just nicked that from a farm.

a podcast for cats
Jun 22, 2005

Dogs reading from an artifact buried in the ruins of our civilization, "We were assholes- " and writing solemnly, "They were assholes."
Soiled Meat

free hubcaps posted:

P much, that kind of two wheel tractor was pretty widely produced in the ussr I think, they're pretty versatile and cheap

Yep, pretty much. I think the term was "motoblock": https://moto-lux.com.ua/en/motobloki-zubr/

edit: as far as improvised pre/post-apocalyptic means of transporting things, it's not that terrible of an option, imo

a podcast for cats fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Mar 8, 2023

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

a podcast for cats posted:

Yep, pretty much. I think the term was "motoblock": https://moto-lux.com.ua/en/motobloki-zubr/

edit: as far as improvised pre/post-apocalyptic means of transporting things, it's not that terrible of an option, imo

I'll be honest, that's pretty cool.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Cthulu Carl posted:

Mad Max: Slightly Peeved Road

Mad Mux: Slightly Paved Road

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
If there's one thing for which I can find fault with Ukraine's conduct of this war, it's introducing me to this hideous, hideous tune.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
The techno and hard bass or w/e says one thing to me

I'm old..

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1633384708544274432
Guys I found the "well equipped army" Prigozhin was boasting about near the tank monument. :laffo:

I made something like this when I was 12 with an old riding mower and a wheelbarrow.

Somaen
Nov 19, 2007

by vyelkin

Cugel the Clever posted:

If there's one thing for which I can find fault with Ukraine's conduct of this war, it's introducing me to this hideous, hideous tune.

You don't understand, it's from a comedy show about funny mimes in an ukrainian village getting into comic situations with alcohol, well, bear and big boob wife that was broadcast on russian television in spirit of eastern slav brotherhood. Now there's a genocidal war between them. This tune is a song of hope that soon we will go back to having good times, with no genocides

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i kinda assumed it was the yakity sax of eastern europe

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Karate Bastard posted:

Mad Mux: Slightly Paved Road
Mid Max: Fairly Rolled

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

He's right, we haven't encountered a well-trained and equipped Russian army

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