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Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
I'll be honest, I had to read that Rishi Sunak boat graphic multiple times, it took me ages to grasp what it's attempting to get across.

"If you come here by boat we won't protect you from our slavery system?...what?"

The guys team is either incredibly incompetent or he has people trying to stealth sabotage his poo poo.

Edit dog tax

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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
I think "Modern Slavery System" is a jargon used by ministers etc, but to we the plebs it reads completely differently to what they intend.

https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/confusing-government-language-migrants-left-213019872.html

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I think "Modern Slavery System" is a jargon used by ministers etc, but to we the plebs it reads completely differently to what they intend.

Most of us just call it capitalism tbh

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Zalakwe posted:

Just a thought. What we need is a loving massive boat.

Disguise Britane as a massive boat

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Stone aircraft carrier

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Some truly epic takes today

https://twitter.com/katamaridumassy/status/1633460202551889920?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Dazzle camo on the cliffs of Dover

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
As long as they have cute focus-grouped nicknames like Birkenau-y McAuschwitz-face

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
(From 2021 under the Patel regime).

The language seems rather inflammatory to me.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/alarming-rise-of-abuse-within-modern-slavery-system

quote:


Major increases in child rapists, people who threaten national security and failed asylum seekers clogging up modern slavery system.
....

In 2019, of those referred into the National Referral Mechanism after being detained within the UK (totalling 1,949), 89% received a positive initial decision which means their referral is considered further with more rigorous assessment.

etc


So 89% get a positive initial decision but major increases in bad guys. Doesn't quite add up IMHO.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003


Look at this loving idiot

https://twitter.com/baddiel/status/1633401379912818688?s=46&t=lz1DjwUk2vgFTdWPPaLwfA

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Of course racist blackface comedian turned respected author and intellectual Baddiel is a fan of horseshit theory

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Lmao

https://twitter.com/thefreds/status/1633387706339164160?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Yes, politics is just your shirt and colour palette. I am very smart.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
What's a mattle tissier?

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Guavanaut posted:

What's a mattle tissier?

Nothin' much, what's a mattle tissier with you?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Nobody show him pictures from the UK or US from that period of history.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/churnwell/status/1633419663634735104

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
i need a mad le pissier

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Yeah "aesthetics" is very telling there, Baddiel has no materialist understanding of anything, it's just pure Guardian-reading/Maude Lovejoy cry bullying of the awful awful anti-Semitic Palestinian-huggers

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Also Baddiel's main problem with the original image is also the amount of brown in it.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1633409065123475460?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q

Labour Friends of Slavers.

At this point, I'm starting to feel genuine hostility to anyone still willing to canvass for the party, much as I would with anyone handing out BNP leaflets. Their ideology is straight-up anti-human.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Reckon Baddiel knew he'd be seen as woke if he said "Fascist", an unserious term used by leftists to describe good and correct people, so he chose the term "UKIP STALINISM" as that's two terms serious people use.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
It's literally just clothes and a flag mate

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Ah yes, Stalin, a man known for his dislike of being in some kind of political union.

Lemurtron
Aug 3, 2017

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009


I swear to God someone needs to show these people another political poster. Maybe they'll realize part of the reason they look similar on the surface is because that's what political advertising looked like during that time.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

DesperateDan posted:

you like badgers? deer? foxes? red wing thrushes?

you don't know what a red wing thrush looks like?

you like taking a few minutes away from the horror, the horror, the horror?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTp3W9L1SRY

with the compliments of my animal comrades
pigeons courting and having a bath, bouncing badgers, drinking foxes, squirrel attacking corvids for stealing its cache. and i didn't know what a redwing thrush looked like, but now i do

:3: what delights!

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Skull Servant posted:

I swear to God someone needs to show these people another political poster. Maybe they'll realize part of the reason they look similar on the surface is because that's what political advertising looked like during that time.

Yes, they didn't have the colour printing capabilities we have now and for all I know they may have been printed using silk screens or giant blocks of jelly and maybe only 4-6 colours available. When I was at junior school in the 60s, we had these roller things that you dipped in paint and ran over stencils.

This first one is very reminiscent of 'labour isn't working' and whatever the farage thing was.





Quite an interesting article on poster production:

https://www.internationalposter.com/a-brief-history-of-the-poster/

Just remembered the dreaded school banda machine:

https://www.1900s.org.uk/banda.htm

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Mar 8, 2023

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Göring ate all the giant blocks of jelly.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/mikeysmith/status/1633531982775738401

https://twitter.com/mikeysmith/status/1633531987909566488

https://twitter.com/mikeysmith/status/1633531992712019969

https://twitter.com/mikeysmith/status/1633531998466629651

I was watching PMQs live and I knew the comments were bullshit.

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Mar 8, 2023

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
https://mobile.twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1633136675567153153

"must eat squirrels"

lol dumb Russian goebbels thinks that Britons have to be persuaded lmao

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Let's show these russkies we are not to be mocked by hunting & eating every last Red squirrel on this fine isle of ours.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






That has nothing to do with the food shortage, its just Jo Swinson starting her culinary career.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
squirrel tastes like pork and chestnuts

big scary monsters posted:

Lovely stuff. Didn't you have a thread for your patch? That's not saying you shouldn't post about it in here (you should), but that I'd like to read that thread as well.

that thread kinda started on here around '17 and '18 when I stepped up the pace a bit and I got real lax on updating here too but yeah I do as much farm stuff as my free time/health allows



I would post about politics but some honesty would be justifiable cause for arrest so here's some foxes ambushing me on my hike instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaAStT1GkPc

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Nenonen posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1633136675567153153

"must eat squirrels"

lol dumb Russian goebbels thinks that Britons have to be persuaded lmao

A vindicated Jo Swinson hits retweet.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Seeing a political commentator say that Starmer was ready for Sunak's rebuttal about immigration with an "Well, my deportion rates were twice what they are now" remark didn't quite hit home for me like it did with the commentator.

But I guess that's just something to be proud of now no matter what party you're with.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


*holding chin thoughtfully*

... dunny kruger

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Danny Kruger is the guy who ran off with all their crypto.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Tesseraction posted:

*holding chin thoughtfully*

... dunny kruger

Isn't that someone who has a total lack of insight into their own (lack of) capability?

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
"a think tank founded by Tories" gives that away first :v:

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