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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1633487321810051072

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

*sickos Yes... HA HA HA YES! image*

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Asproigerosis posted:

tacodemon, tell me about elkton

yeah, tell us about elkton... *lights cigarette*

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
goddamn woke trains

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



POV when you find out Nick Adams is taken.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

petit choux posted:

Imagine General Tso's chicken without corn syrup

???

https://www.seriouseats.com/the-best-general-tsos-chicken-food-lab-chinese-recipe

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



wow, the "feminist" british terfzilla who pals around with Tucker Carlson turned out to be a rightwing culture warrior on topics other than trans stuff, what a fuckin' surprise


https://twitter.com/ICanSeeForever1/status/1633501971087859713

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



No cap fr fr

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

CaptainBeefart posted:

POV when you find out Nick Adams is taken.

She be all like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ_gn0E87Qo

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://twitter.com/People4Bernie/status/1633500688528584710

normal day in the Senate

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



kinda interesting that it's other Republicans asking these questions of these school bill sponsors


https://twitter.com/HeartlandSignal/status/1632779718268157956

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/antifaoperative/status/1633529961838411776

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1633529092086587406

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


tacodaemon posted:

kinda interesting that it's other Republicans asking these questions of these school bill sponsors


https://twitter.com/HeartlandSignal/status/1632779718268157956

More like moral cumass

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Lol

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Sorry if this isn't "politically correct" 🙄🙄 but if I was in this situation I would be a positive role model to this child and not rape them, op

PlushCow
Oct 19, 2005

The cow eats the grass

the milk machine posted:

master and commander is a great movie and they should make more of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good news (from 2021) https://deadline.com/2021/06/20th-century-master-and-commander-patrick-ness-1234769535/

Maybe someday!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Master and Cummander

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

im way into this

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


it is international women's day, happy birthday to all women

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

lol he's literally pointing fingers. what a loser assed baby

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I'd watch any of these instead of a new Star Wars movie

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
as part of my Continuing Effort at Transparency, i want to reveal that each thread has a type of Note Box IK/Mods/Admins can leave anonymous notes

going back around 2 years, and counting the past iterations, this is the First Trump Thread to receive more Positive than Negative notes. I'm Proud of you all. here's a recent Note from an Admin:

quote:

Wow, another Piss Joke? Great Job:bravo:

Keep up the Good Work!

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

DryGoods posted:

as part of my Continuing Effort at Transparency, i want to reveal that each thread has a type of Note Box IK/Mods/Admins can leave anonymous notes

going back around 2 years, and counting the past iterations, this is the First Trump Thread to receive more Positive than Negative notes. I'm Proud of you all. here's a recent Note from an Admin:

Keep up the Good Work!

Okay now you don't get to post this and not post any of the good anonymous notes lol

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




feeling like poo poo and this vid always cheers me up. ty

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

tinstaach posted:

it is international women's day, happy birthday to all women

:thanks:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

tacodaemon posted:

wow, the "feminist" british terfzilla who pals around with Tucker Carlson turned out to be a rightwing culture warrior on topics other than trans stuff, what a fuckin' surprise


https://twitter.com/ICanSeeForever1/status/1633501971087859713

even requiring 2 doctors to sign off on birth control is weird/bad enough

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




I was in Hall H when they announced this. It was electric

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
many are saying it, but I won't say it. I won't say "Jimbee"

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

tinstaach posted:

it is international women's day, happy birthday to all women

thanks,

it's been a long 22 years since i was born

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Bearjew posted:

I was in Hall H when they announced this. It was electric

I think u mean oil lantern-y

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

LegoMan posted:

Its true, capitalism is an extreme environment and we have all evolved to live in it

:hai:

Scene: we silently fade in to an industrial hellscape, zoom in slowly w sound fade in. its hundreds of voices, increases to cacophony, hold shot + sound for ten seconds, then cut to montage of human life under capitalism interleaved with shots of rich and powerful fucks and their lackeys living large.

Voiceover: the incomparable Sir David Attenborough

Speed. Intelligence. Altruism. All useless to the denizens of the hellish capitalist wastelands. In this extreme environment existence for most is brutal. A constant rain of suffering, degredation, and cruelty have forced the inhabitants to develop remarkably thick skin, which allows them to absorb enormous punishment with little complaint, and at the same time dulled their senses, many literally can't see the horrors amidt which they live. And that's a good thing, otherwise they would go mad.

But there are some few that do not just survive here, but thrive. And the secret behind their success is as simple as it is monstrous. They feed upon the suffering of others. And in the process they truly have become monsters themselves, shedding all that once connected them to the human race to continue cause pain and misery at ever increasing rates, growing fat and bloated yet always demanding more. Empathy, compassion, critical thought, altruism, creativity, self awareness, introspection, strategic planning, and all forms of social interaction not based on power dynamics. All of these have been cast aside in the pursuit of more, amd what remains are the shreds of a being. Of those who live here it is the narcissistic, the viciously grasping, the hateful and suspicious, the selfrighteous, and the cruel, oh the joyfully cruel, who thrive. And as for those who are all of these? They are the ones truly flourish.

It is an evolution unlike any ever witnessed before on this earth. Of all species only humans have managed to buck natural selection and actively pursue the worst possible outcome for their own kind. Capitalism is so unnatural and perverse it twists and bends very laws of Nature. Under it's brutal strictures there is only one law directing the future of our species. For us there is only ...

Survival of the shittest

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
in the name of the tep, the tup, and the holy Jimbee Amen

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Slumfrog posted:

Speed. Intelligence. Altruism. Survival

appreciate this, but i don't believe that's a solid Stat Foundation for an RPG

how about a fifth stat?

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

DryGoods posted:

appreciate this, but i don't believe that's a solid Stat Foundation for an RPG

how about a fifth stat?

Density

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Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

DryGoods posted:

appreciate this, but i don't believe that's a solid Stat Foundation for an RPG

how about a fifth stat?

Stripclub Tenacity

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