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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1633530199252803586 Out of curiosity, I checked the major news sites in Poland. Aside from milquetoast reporting on his Twitter fights as "mild curiosities", Polish media is seemingly unaware of Elon's image as a class-A dipshit. A few days ago, Rzeczpospolita, one of two newspapers of record in the country, ran a story calling him "the most hard-working billionaire on the planet"  Gazeta.pl, the online version of Gazeta Wyborcza, our other newspaper of record, is more busy reporting on every single idea he tweets out, like the "Tesla Diner" and the "Tesla home appliances" or whatever. None of this is on the front pages of any of the news sites I checked: Rzeczpospolita, Gazeta, TVN24, TVP Info, OKO.press and Onet. I realise now that I wasted ten minutes searching for apartheid clyde in Polish media to prove some rando rear end licker on Twitter wrong and I am deeply concerned about my mental state Also, I like how he's too stupid to say "Polish MSM" instead of "Poland MSM"
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Mar 8, 2023 19:39
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armpit_enjoyer posted:
Easy mistake to make when you're used to saying "Democrat MSM"
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Mar 8, 2023 19:41
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How does context pop ups work Can we add context to every Elon tweet saying he’s a dumb clown bitch
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Mar 8, 2023 19:44
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Okay, but "democrat" can be both a noun and an adjective! (I can't believe that of all the things this dipshit does it's grammar that gets me heated)
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Mar 8, 2023 19:49
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I'm glad our society has reached new heights of progress, like letting someone who's mentally 7 run one of the world's largest media companies as sole God-Emperor Pastel Candy Snake posted:This is the kind of joke a 14-year old would make, and immediately have another 14-year old tell them to shut the gently caress up for being unfunny Someone is getting a super swirlie for this one
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Mar 8, 2023 20:06
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Can't help but notice Bari Weiss is out of the picture completely now and its just Matt the Obedient. Also want to issue a warm welcome to the alt-right to good job culture for their fervent congratulations to Elon for accomplishing that thing children are sometimes taught by their parents to apologize when you're flagrantly wrong and an rear end in a top hat to somebody. Sure shareholders continue to love somebody thats this easy to tweak overseeing their investments. Like tell him Democrats are going to do something "woke" or that the MSM is going to say mean things about him unless he sets the Tesla factory on fire or something and watch him seriously consider it. Like the mans broken like a lot of people that mainline far right propaganda for too long on twitter. Kale fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Mar 8, 2023 |
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armpit_enjoyer posted:Out of curiosity, I checked the major news sites in Poland. Aside from milquetoast reporting on his Twitter fights as "mild curiosities", Polish media is seemingly unaware of Elon's image as a class-A dipshit. A few days ago, Rzeczpospolita, one of two newspapers of record in the country, ran a story calling him "the most hard-working billionaire on the planet" In fairness, nobody works harder at shitposting than him
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Mar 8, 2023 20:22
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armpit_enjoyer posted:Out of curiosity, I checked the major news sites in Poland. Aside from milquetoast reporting on his Twitter fights as "mild curiosities", Polish media is seemingly unaware of Elon's image as a class-A dipshit. A few days ago, Rzeczpospolita, one of two newspapers of record in the country, ran a story calling him "the most hard-working billionaire on the planet" I just don't think anybody really cares about Elon except the people in his weird little twitter bubble, and maybe us as the group standing outside the enclosure and laughing at the monkeys eating their own poop with such gusto. He's so isolated from reality that to him Twitter is genuinely what the earth revolves around and, by extension, he must be the most important person in the world. Most of the real world genuinely doesn't care about him or his little stunts outside of "oh yeah he's that rich weirdo right?". There's way more important things happening to people for them to care about Musk reposting le epic meme and dropping Twitter files all over the place without wiping. He will never understand that sometimes people don't talk or think about him
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Mar 8, 2023 20:34
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SilvergunSuperman posted:In fairness, nobody works harder at shitposting than him he doesn't even work hard at that, they're always the laziest most juvenile takes! the only thing he puts any effort into is scrubbing credit from whatever memes he's stealing, and I bet he's got an extension that lets him do that with a click and drag
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Mar 8, 2023 20:47
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Steadiman posted:I just don't think anybody really cares about Elon except the people in his weird little twitter bubble, and maybe us as the group standing outside the enclosure and laughing at the monkeys eating their own poop with such gusto. He's so isolated from reality that to him Twitter is genuinely what the earth revolves around and, by extension, he must be the most important person in the world. I dunno. Yesterday fox news was talking about the ftc investigation on a "private citizen, one who created so much and being dragged by radical leftist being picked on by this corrupt administration". They've been reporting on every snafu. Even if he's a pawn used to push an agenda and it is just fox news, its still enough fuel in the fire to keep people talking about him.
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Mar 8, 2023 21:03
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Tarkus posted:If ads aren't well targeted doesn't that make them less valuable to advertisers? The thing is that it might not be that the ads are suddenly more poorly targeted. Twitter ran out of other ads.
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Mar 8, 2023 21:12
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TulliusCicero posted:I'm glad our society has reached new heights of progress, like letting someone who's mentally 7 run one of the world's largest media companies as sole God-Emperor I know this isn't even the point, but this ad is so poor-quality too. It's supposed to be presenting the product in the best possible light, and there's a big pucker in it under the model's armpit. A super-sleek new bra type that's ill-fitting on your perfect ad model.
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Mar 8, 2023 21:18
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Sentient Data posted:The thing is that it might not be that the ads are suddenly more poorly targeted. It would be embarrassing if the company CEO brought a ton of unwanted attention to this fact!
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Mar 8, 2023 21:19
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I’m the Figma in this relationship
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Mar 8, 2023 21:21
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Sentient Data posted:The thing is that it might not be that the ads are suddenly more poorly targeted. I wonder if that’s it. I just checked both my following and “for you” feeds, and there isn’t a single ad or promoted tweet in them. Even checking some longer threads, which will usually have an ad or two - nothing. Then again, it could be because I’m using Block the Blue.
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Mar 8, 2023 21:22
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Oh hey, this happened on my commute:
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Strong Sauce posted:well are you going to support them for next year's funding bill or not? what's in it for my district????
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Mar 8, 2023 21:33
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really great that automated cars can just run into a firetruck and.. nothing happens to the company and they're allowed to continue operating code that will crash into firetrucks (and children).
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Mar 8, 2023 21:34
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You're actually allowed to do that in Walnut Creek if your car is nice enough
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Mar 8, 2023 21:35
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I can't remember when I first realised that someone using the crying from laughter emoji was a infallible shibboleth for 'Utter idiot, best to ignore this worthless fool". But by God I stand by it.
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I am personally extremely surprised that a fire truck even notices a tesla slamming into it Those fuckers are heavy and durable and teslas are not
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rotinaj posted:I am personally extremely surprised that a fire truck even notices a tesla slamming into it It is often much harder on the firetruck than it is on the Tesla.
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Mar 8, 2023 21:38
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Teslas are full of batteries that really, really want to be on fire. Just give them a chance!
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Strong Sauce posted:really great that automated cars can just run into a firetruck and.. nothing happens to the company and they're allowed to continue operating code that will crash into firetrucks (and children).
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Mar 8, 2023 21:41
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They also have issues with trains that are moving in front of them, so waiting for one of those to happen.
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rotinaj posted:I am personally extremely surprised that a fire truck even notices a tesla slamming into it Looks like it was a T-bone crash, which involves getting hit at an angle that currently has zero momentum. You tend to notice those.
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https://twitter.com/mdekuijper/status/1633011171551764480 Round 2? This is another of the Do-Not-Fire listers 
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Mar 8, 2023 21:45
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lmao that's the guy who was number 2 on the "do not fire" list iirc
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Deptfordx posted:I can't remember when I first realised that someone using the crying from laughter emoji was a infallible shibboleth for 'Utter idiot, best to ignore this worthless fool". But by God I stand by it. It was about 10 years ago when everyone's grandma on facebook thought it meant crying and kept posting stuff like "I'm sorry to have to tell you that the cat passed away today cry laugh cry laugh."
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Sentient Data posted:The thing is that it might not be that the ads are suddenly more poorly targeted. I only ever get 2 ads (not logged in to twitter): a business in my area is moving to a new address, and an ad for farming supplies. just the same 2 ads over and over as I scroll down. it's been the same 2 ads all winter I bet each of those count as separate impressions they have to pay for, too. I don't even think I used to see ads while not logged in
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Dilber posted:what's in it for my district???? more F-35s??? i dunno i'm not the one that handles bribes! look elon is very busy. not with anything important but replying to all the chuds is a lot of work.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:lmao that's the guy who was number 2 on the "do not fire" list iirc Musk frantically checking if this guy is also disabled before he hits send on "Figma deez nuts!!! 🤣"
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Ignis posted:https://twitter.com/mdekuijper/status/1633011171551764480 Musk's lawyers jumping through windows to stop Elmo from making a dick joke and then firing the guy in a childish rage.
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Mar 8, 2023 22:03
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Dilber posted:I got this ad today: the predator drone ads used to be most of what I got on old twitter, idk what demographic bucket gets you those but the only surprising part here is that there's still a few real companies doing ad buys and not just crypto scammers
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Mar 8, 2023 22:07
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Elon's telling everyone that Twitter is about to be profitable and yet they don't even have a function HR department
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Mar 8, 2023 22:07
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With no HR dept nobody knows who to ask why they haven't been paid. -100% of the wage bill!
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goatface posted:With no HR dept nobody knows who to ask why they haven't been paid. -100% of the wage bill! It's true! Benefits specialists and payroll techs are also famously bad at coding so it makes sense that they'd be first to go
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Mar 8, 2023 22:16
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After going through and firing every accounting person that said 'no', elon has learned that twitter will be profitable next quarter.
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goatface posted:With no HR dept nobody knows who to ask why they haven't been paid. -100% of the wage bill! can't report your boss showing you his weird penis and offering you a horse either
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