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I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1631731450725781504

# ? Mar 6, 2023 01:05

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# ? May 26, 2024 10:42

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Why would they not illustrate the article with this?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 01:28

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Platystemon posted:

Why would they not illustrate the article with this?

Everyone who'd get that is old.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 01:38

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

i got it oh gently caress

# ? Mar 6, 2023 03:06

Croccers: Jun 15, 2012

ultrafilter posted:

�Cool Is Dead�: I Went to the Viral Shrek Rave

Shrek Fest 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTxIEh3IIVY

# ? Mar 6, 2023 03:41

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Hitchhiking possum embarks on relay from Gold Coast to Sydney thanks to wildlife carers

# ? Mar 6, 2023 05:07

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Mar 7, 2023 13:28

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Might even fetch enough to fix his teeth.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 13:57

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

# ? Mar 7, 2023 20:13

Jigsaw: Aug 14, 2008

Inceltown posted:

I didn�t realize Israel used the US measurement system

# ? Mar 7, 2023 20:23

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/BenGolliver/status/1633227791733870593

# ? Mar 8, 2023 01:54

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMldOiiG1Ko

Same energy.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 01:57

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

quote:

The story was buried in a document from a lawsuit between Microsoft and Google. In it, Lucovsky's team said the incident went like this:

"Prior to joining Google, I set up a meeting on or about November 11, 2004 with Microsoft�s CEO Steve Ballmer to discuss my planned departure�.At some point in the conversation Mr. Ballmer said: �Just tell me it�s not Google.� I told him it was Google.

At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office. Mr. Ballmer then said: �F---ing Eric Schmidt is a f---ing p--sy. I�m going to f---ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I�m going to f---ing kill Google.�

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MujgK0c9YXA

# ? Mar 8, 2023 02:03

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/CJFDillow/status/1632445143553900546

which reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6maL6gq6qME

# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:42

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ? Mar 8, 2023 08:43

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/smh/status/1633196241546022912

# ? Mar 8, 2023 08:53

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Hell of an opening sentence in this article:

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/03/why-the-floppy-disk-just-wont-die/

# ? Mar 8, 2023 10:51

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

# ? Mar 8, 2023 10:55

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Antigravitas posted:

Ohhh ooohh I know the answer, I know the answer!
*looking up Eldad Beck and 'how to send a ton crate of fecies to a residential house'*

# ? Mar 8, 2023 11:14

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Antigravitas posted:

You mean this AFD?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpe7zwOspM8

Also

https://s1.webmshare.com/mRve4.webm

# ? Mar 8, 2023 11:27

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The Golden Arm strikes again.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:54

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

ultrafilter posted:

‘Cool Is Dead’: I Went to the Viral Shrek Rave

my sister invited me and my husband to go to one of these in ontario

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:13

ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

Wild big cat captured in Oakley tests positive for cocaine; transferred to zoo

# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:30

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I knew that coke bear movie was gonna lead to bad things

# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:36

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Tesla was likely on autopilot in deadly fire truck crash in Bay Area, feds say

The driver of a Tesla was apparently employing an automated driving system when they crashed into a Bay Area fire truck, killing the driver and injuring multiple firefighters. The news comes amid an investigation into the crash by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.

The crash took place early in the morning on Feb. 18 on northbound Interstate 680 near Walnut Creek. The fire truck had been on the scene assisting with an earlier crash. According to a Facebook post from California High Patrol, the fire engine �was stopped at the rear of the scene to protect personnel and assist in diverting traffic.�

The Tesla driver was declared dead at the scene. A passenger in the Tesla sustained major injuries; emergency responders needed to cut open the car to save the passenger. Four firefighters who were seated in the fire truck with their seatbelts on sustained minor injuries and were transported to a local hospital.

The NHTSA said a special crash investigation team is taking a closer look at the crash. But AP News reports that the investigators already suspect the crash took place when the driver of the Tesla was employing an automated driving system. According to AP News, �at least 15 Teslas have crashed into emergency vehicles nationwide while using the system.�

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/tesla-autopilot-deadly-fire-truck-crash-17827415.php

# ? Mar 9, 2023 01:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Does it hit cops? Because they won't fix it until it does

# ? Mar 9, 2023 03:19

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

Does it hit cops? Because they won't fix it until it does

It does hit cop cars, plenty of grizzly pictures on google.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1633029764469477378

# ? Mar 9, 2023 03:41

The General: Mar 4, 2007

Maybe don't call yourself a podcast bro. Not on a first date, not after marriage, not ever.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 05:15

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

T�Azane Roberson, a student at California State University, Northridge, was approaching one year of on-again, off-again dating with a co-worker when she came to a realization she would eventually announce to her followers on Twitter: �My biggest mistake in life so far was dating a man with a podcast.�

# ? Mar 9, 2023 06:43

Pastel Candy Snake: Sep 6, 2018; by Hand Knit

ultrafilter posted:

�Cool Is Dead�: I Went to the Viral Shrek Rave

What the gently caress, I want to go to this.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 06:59

Weyd: Nov 26, 2009

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1633704595246710784?s=20

# ? Mar 9, 2023 07:51

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

That would seem to be another case of newspaper writing blowing up some boring occurrence: three diners smeared their disgusting mouthparts on utensils at a restaurant, gently caress that obviously but not actually food terrorism.

*See the Rajneeshi cult.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 10:39