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ben shapino posted:It would feel pretty good to punch Elon right in the face, imo It would be like throwing your fist into a leaky beanbag chair filled with rancid cooking oil that would tweet about how much it owned you, afterwards.
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Arivia posted:yeah, your mom Oh, that explains that tremor the tri-state area felt.
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Mar 9, 2023 00:51
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Jesus Christ he’s destroyed Twitter. I usually only go on there for occasional Ukraine war updates, but now it’s the same ad every 5 posts. Then I go to his page and he’s spreading NY Post conspiracies, harassing a disabled employee, and posting about how he almost died from hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet too long laughing at alt right memes. Then you click a post and it’s just prioritized blue subscribers sucking his dick or cyrpotobros trying to get his attention. Concerning
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Mar 9, 2023 00:59
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rotinaj posted:I am personally extremely surprised that a fire truck even notices a tesla slamming into it this is going to sound very ironic given the circumstances but fire is a really big concern with tesla crashes
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Mar 9, 2023 01:00
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Herstory Begins Now posted:this is going to sound very ironic given the circumstances but fire is a really big concern with tesla crashes An ordinary fire truck isn't enough to put out a Tesla fire, you need one of those jet engine fire extinguisher vehicles they use to put out burning oil wells.
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Remember the robot Musk "built" which was just a glorified paperweight? Compare what he made to this: https://i.imgur.com/E6ebxEZ.mp4
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Mar 9, 2023 01:37
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ew. i dont like musk but i dont like that thing either
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Mar 9, 2023 01:44
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quote:Tesla was likely on autopilot in deadly fire truck crash in Bay Area, feds say https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/tesla-autopilot-deadly-fire-truck-crash-17827415.php
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Mar 9, 2023 01:49
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 reply guy to the best people (it was originally some transphobic bullshit, the account is a huge bigot like musk)
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Mar 9, 2023 01:58
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Hunter Biden's Basilisk
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I’m hanging for him to start in on the other do-not-fire guy; full of confidence that “this time I’ll pwn the guy so hard that everyone will cheer and love me”
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:Hunter Biden's Basilisk lol
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:An ordinary fire truck isn't enough to put out a Tesla fire, you need one of those jet engine fire extinguisher vehicles they use to put out burning oil wells. So few understand this.
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Mar 9, 2023 02:25
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:An ordinary fire truck isn't enough to put out a Tesla fire, you need one of those jet engine fire extinguisher vehicles they use to put out burning oil wells. That won't actually work since in a burning oil well the combustion is taking place in a vapor column that can be disrupted, wheras in a battery fire the reaction is occurring in solid phase inside the cell stack.
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Mar 9, 2023 02:30
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just remembered my favorite elon dunk from very early on in his takeover that was something like "every elon musk tweet is like watching joe pesci enter the home alone house"
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Mar 9, 2023 02:36
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Everyone focuses on the whole on fire forever thing(understandable), but teslas and other evs also pose an extreme hazard in that they're powered by big zappy cables that would be... bad for a first responder to accidentally cut. They're usually bright neon, but there's no real standardization on them.
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FoolyCharged posted:Everyone focuses on the whole on fire forever thing(understandable), but teslas and other evs also pose an extreme hazard in that they're powered by big zappy cables that would be... bad for a first responder to accidentally cut. They're usually bright neon, but there's no real standardization on them. Lol sounds like something Elon would put a stop to because he doesn't like the color
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Mar 9, 2023 02:42
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https://twitter.com/compound248/status/1633271686341578753 Who's looking to upgrade their resume? 
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The Lone Badger posted:That won't actually work since in a burning oil well the combustion is taking place in a vapor column that can be disrupted, wheras in a battery fire the reaction is occurring in solid phase inside the cell stack. Sounds brittle, I think we need to do a full stack rewrite
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Neddy Seagoon posted:https://twitter.com/compound248/status/1633271686341578753 This has the side benefit of weeding out terrible future employers. There's plenty of terrible managers who are Elon stans who would look at your resume and say "laid off from Twitter? If Elon didn't like him this guy must suck". A good way to help you avoid them.
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Mar 9, 2023 03:01
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https://twitter.com/pookleblinky/status/1633359436533096449 Lmao. I'm sure it's fake but wouldn't be a bit surprised if it wasn't
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kazil posted:
I think you mean centrist 
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Mar 9, 2023 03:18
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Hope some people get to live out those old goon stories about having a job where nobody knows they exist, they have no actual duties and they get paid to shitpost all day.
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I still have a sensible chuckle over Dave Chappelle burning the last of his goodwill as he copped pleas to his audience before heckling them back after they boo'd the poo poo out of Musk.
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Friend posted:https://twitter.com/pookleblinky/status/1633359436533096449 Not surprising, corporate transition periods are weird even at other companies. It could easily be real.
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Pirate Radar posted:Not surprising, corporate transition periods are weird even at other companies. It could easily be real. But why would you risk drawing attention to yourself?
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The Lone Badger posted:But why would you risk drawing attention to yourself? clout
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The Lone Badger posted:But why would you risk drawing attention to yourself? I was gonna point out that she was hiding behind a fake username, but then I remembered she works for Twitter.
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There's footage of the Tesla crash on the Bay Bridge from about 2 years ago. https://theintercept.com/2023/01/10/tesla-crash-footage-autopilot/ Also NHSTA is going to start an investigation. Internetjack fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Mar 9, 2023 |
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grittyreboot posted:I was gonna point out that she was hiding behind a fake username, but then I remembered she works for Twitter. i hope musky trys to find some red haired woman to fire her because bird avatars are the same as your real life looks , right?
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Pirate Radar posted:Not surprising, corporate transition periods are weird even at other companies. It could easily be real. Absolutely, even small ones. Company I work for absorbed a small company years ago, and usually they have an agreement that is "we won't fire anyway, but we will shift jobs around, but you'll keep your pay." So someone goes from being a department manager, but now that there is already a person with that title, they get booted down to something like supervisor or lower. Most people leave, or eventually move into something different. Anyway, story has it one person had a unique position without a matching title, so they got to stay on. But all the work they did was covered by an existing person. They were long time employee, so a few of the people that really knew them left during the acquisition. They just kinda existed for a year or so.
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The Lone Badger posted:But why would you risk drawing attention to yourself? Could be an attempt to get Elon to rip through the halls of Twitter to find the imaginary slacker and fire a bunch of people caught eating lunch.
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CitizenKain posted:Absolutely, even small ones. Company I work for absorbed a small company years ago, and usually they have an agreement that is "we won't fire anyway, but we will shift jobs around, but you'll keep your pay." So someone goes from being a department manager, but now that there is already a person with that title, they get booted down to something like supervisor or lower. Most people leave, or eventually move into something different. honestly the american dream all citizens should strive and work for. admirable really to rip off a big giant corporation and provide absolutely no value for it
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Tarkus posted:Could be an attempt to get Elon to rip through the halls of Twitter to find the imaginary slacker and fire a bunch of people caught eating lunch. Who said they could have lunch? If you have time for a bite, you have time to write (code)
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The Lone Badger posted:But why would you risk drawing attention to yourself? I bet it’s funny to be in that position at first, but realistically you know it can’t last forever, and you don’t necessarily want to be in a position where at your next job interview you have to explain that you did nothing at your last job. So you probably want to leave sooner or later, might as well have fun with it. There’s the famous goon story of the guy whose company went through a merger and he was shuffled off to a storage room full of desktop globes and forgotten because of a computer error, but I think he left that job on his own because he was getting rusty at whatever his skillset was.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:In fairness, nobody works harder at shitposting than him https://forums.somethingawful.com/online.php?forumid=26
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Pirate Radar posted:Not surprising, corporate transition periods are weird even at other companies. It could easily be real. There was a guy who posted a legendary thread on here back in like 2010 about how his job got made redundant after a merger but they accidentally zeroed out his ID instead of firing him and it turned out the career code for 0000 was "OSHA Supervisor" so he was technically still employed and pulling a paycheck. The thread then detailed how he decided he was going to go along with it as long as he could, and would occasionally like, tape down some cables in the hallway or something. It was a great thread. Other folks have posted similar experiences at different times, but that one always stuck with me.
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