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I thought something major happened but I see now that it was just a pun posting stampede. E: oh that is a terrible top page post here's the posting starting point. E. Revenant fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Mar 8, 2023 |
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The beef puns are like poo poo jerky  reject modernity, embrace tradition
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Mar 8, 2023 23:56
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*Russian General walks into Putin's office holding a cow costume from Spirit Halloween* "Sir, did you see that video? Rather than just rushing Ukrainian trenches like we've been doing, we got a moo tactic!"
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Mar 9, 2023 00:01
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Hekk posted:Hah! You all made me hand out like a dozen 6ers. I guess when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
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Mar 9, 2023 00:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb4asEv4jz8
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Mar 9, 2023 00:08
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I saw the title. It's a shame someone was cowed into changing it back.
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Mar 9, 2023 00:24
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This thread has reached its tipping point.
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Mar 9, 2023 00:29
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Hekk hates fun. And cows.
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Mar 9, 2023 00:35
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Hekk posted:Hah! You all made me hand out like a dozen 6ers. you can't cow us out of posting what we want
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Mar 9, 2023 00:35
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Hekk is in a moo’d
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Mar 9, 2023 00:36
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One day, on the savannah, a lion, a cheetah, an elephant and a warthog were all sitting around after their respective meals and discussing which species has the biggest potential for success. The elephant suggested that they settle this, once and for all, and that they take a cue from humans and test this by starting their own businesses, and then checking in in a month to see who did best. The Warthog decided to hire other warthogs to occupy the shadiest groves, and then charged animals $5 to lay in the shade. The Elephant built an elaborate harness for his back, and charged other animals $15 for elephant rides. The Lion started a personal protection racket, offering gazelles protection from the lions in exchange for a fee of $10. But the Cheetah had the best idea of all, starting a courier service, using his incredible speed to bring messages from animal to animal, all across the savannah, for $20. Within weeks, all the animals were using the Cheetah’s service to communicate, while the lion, elephant, and warthog sat mostly idle. Finally, a month had passed, and the elephant, cheetah, warthog, and lion met up again with their bank statements to try and guess who might win. The Warthog had earned $150, the Elephant had earned $185, the Lion had earned $200. But Cheetah’s bank statement showed only $2. The other animals were shocked, because “Fast Cat Courier” was the most successful business by far. The other animals asked Cheetah what went wrong. “Business has been great,” the spotted cat said, “but alas, Cheetahs never prosper.”
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Mar 9, 2023 00:37
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Hekk, have you come down with Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy? Because the only other explanation can think of is that puns are like waving a red flag in front of you.
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Mar 9, 2023 00:49
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Thought there had been a huge breakthrough or something in the battle due to all these posts, turns out is was just a little bit of moooovement
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Mar 9, 2023 00:53
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bennyfactor posted:Thought there had been a huge breakthrough or something in the battle due to all these posts, turns out is was just a little bit of moooovement The Ukrainians have started using cowmooflauge
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Mar 9, 2023 01:01
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dude just needs to chill and listen to some Floyd
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Mar 9, 2023 01:07
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Was that a Russian cownter attack?
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Mar 9, 2023 01:09
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at least they're laughing amid the udder catastrophe
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Mar 9, 2023 01:12
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Cyber warfare is strange....
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goddamn you guys are the worst
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Mar 9, 2023 01:17
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Having only now read the source post, I'm feeling less of a cowmedian and more like laughing stock now
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Mar 9, 2023 01:19
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:goddamn you guys are the wurst
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:goddamn you guys are the best FTFY i like cows
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Mar 9, 2023 01:19
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ASAPI posted:Cyber warfare is strange.... Unlease the Siege Cow! 
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Mar 9, 2023 01:51
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Mods are around, we better hoof it or they might slaughter us all.
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Mar 9, 2023 02:00
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Yeah, better vaca-te
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Mar 9, 2023 02:14
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Back to Ukraine chat: An interesting video is floating around showing an infantry assault involving a large number of moobiks. I wouldn't say it's a TTP I'm used to but hey: https://youtu.be/qSlGQpvl_IA
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Mar 9, 2023 02:55
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Thinking about it, how many of the T-62's the russians are using were used in the invasion of Czechoslovakia?
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Mar 9, 2023 02:59
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Pine Cone Jones posted:Thinking about it, how many of the T-62's the russians are using were used in the invasion of Czechoslovakia? What the gently caress does this have to do with cows? MODS?!! DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT
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Mar 9, 2023 03:45
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Pine Cone Jones posted:Thinking about it, how many of the T-62's the russians are using were used in the invasion of Czechoslovakia? None, I'd expect. Didn't the Soviets deliberately send units with older equipment to prevent a fuckup similar to what happened in Hungary? (In 1956, there was an uprising in Hungary. The Soviets crushed it. But while this was going on, some enterprising Hungarian freedom fighters managed to steal a T-54A, which was back then still pretty new, and drove into into UK embassy grounds, where it was promptly very closely examined. Among other things, they found it was a lot better armored than they expected, resulting in a scare because they realized that there was a real shortage of weapons that could penetrate it from the front. This directly led to the development of the 105mm L7.)
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Flyinglemur posted:What the gently caress does this have to do with cows? MODS?!! DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT It’s fine as long as it’s based on moOSINT.
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Mar 9, 2023 04:10
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It's loving bull poo poo one has to come up with a pony pun to get a sixer in this hay and age. We're not all poets, geese!
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Mar 9, 2023 04:13
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Isn't it about time we put this pun out to pasture?
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Mar 9, 2023 04:17
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Bronze Fonz posted:
Let's not drag those assholes into this mess, pretty soon it'll be nothing but shitposts
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Mar 9, 2023 04:38
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E. Revenant posted:I thought something major happened but I see now that it was just a pun posting stampede. It was one of those instances where the thread imitated the war- Hekk fragged the CO then wantonly fired a bunch of 7.6er2 into the thread like a drunken Russian conscript in Mooriupol.
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Mar 9, 2023 05:39
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Hekk gets dressed sock shoe sock shoe
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Mar 9, 2023 05:46
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lightpole posted:Hekk gets dressed sock shoe sock shoe pants ftfy
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Mar 9, 2023 06:14
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lol okay let's move on now
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Mar 9, 2023 06:38
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Last page's posters leave much to be desired about the cut of their ribs.
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