It isn't a Lemon party without old dick! -- 30 Rock quoting

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > It isn't a Lemon party without old dick! -- 30 Rock quoting

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PizzaProwler: Nov 4, 2009; Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Gangway for footcycle!

e: speaking of snipes

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:53

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 14:33

Escobarbarian: Jun 18, 2004; Grimey Drawer

He's still difficult to read, much like that memoir Reagan wrote the week before he died.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:33

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

Vampyr!

# ? Mar 9, 2023 00:30

Froghammer: Sep 8, 2012; Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Here comes the funcooker

# ? Mar 9, 2023 02:10

NVTrainee: Jan 3, 2020

♪ Jenna is listening, listening like the sun in the sky ♪

# ? Mar 9, 2023 02:26

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

It fulfills my boyhood passion for train accidents.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 02:43

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

I never sleep on planes; I don't want to get incepted.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 02:49

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

"May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime."

# ? Mar 9, 2023 03:36

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

I'm getting too old for this sh sound that comes from this gas pipe.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 03:47

Escape_GOAT: May 20, 2004

�I sure do like them French fried potaters.�

�No, you don�t, Oprah.�

# ? Mar 9, 2023 04:30

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

I coined the phrase "You wish, Pal!"

# ? Mar 9, 2023 06:07

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

You had Superman chest!

# ? Mar 9, 2023 07:00

Escobarbarian: Jun 18, 2004; Grimey Drawer

I know about another story that turned out to be true. It's about a virgin who gave birth to a man who had some funny ideas. That virgin was my sister. And her son, Lyle, has a learning disability.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 09:47

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Yeah, I know what 'prenatal' means. 'Pre-', before; '-natal', ruined.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 15:22

Precambrian: Apr 30, 2008

Davros1 posted:

"Wait, your name is Wesley Snipes? That's insane!"
"This is insane? You know what's insane? That the actor is named Wesley Snipes! If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked 'Who should be named Wesley Snipes', you'd pick the pale Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!"

Frankly, you should be having this conversation with him!

# ? Mar 9, 2023 17:50

everyone wear hats now: Jul 29, 2010

My boy Kenneth is going through some really tough times. They're trying to make him wear a coat, that's different to his other coat...

# ? Mar 9, 2023 23:01

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

A guy crying about a chicken and a baby? I thought this was a comedy show.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 23:09

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

"That guy wanted to buy you a drink!"
"He did? ....but I already have a drink.... do you think he'll buy me mozzarella sticks?"

# ? Mar 10, 2023 07:25

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Wow, I've never been in a cab with less than seven people before

# ? Mar 10, 2023 07:36

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

After you fired me, I knew I had to align myself with something more powerful than GE. And since American Idol's not on until January, that left the United States government.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 21:43

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

ninjahedgehog posted:

After you fired me, I knew I had to align myself with something more powerful than GE. And since American Idol's not on until January, that left the United States government.

In 1994, the Pentagon explored the possibility of a non-lethal chemical weapon that would, quote, "reduce enemy soldiers combat posture by making them totally gaybones for each other."

# ? Mar 10, 2023 21:47

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Do you need a sex tape release? Because I've got a weird one. It's night vision and you can see that his buddy is robbing me.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 22:20

BalloonFish: Jun 30, 2013; Fun Shoe

Davros1 posted:

"Wait, your name is Wesley Snipes? That's insane!"
"This is insane? You know what's insane? That the actor is named Wesley Snipes! If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked 'Who should be named Wesley Snipes', you'd pick the pale Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!"

"Fine...it's your loss Liz. There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world!"

"You know there isn't."

"[Rrrghh]"

# ? Mar 11, 2023 00:54

Zedd: Jul 6, 2009; I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?

IKEA's where I use to go to pick up newly single vulnerable chicks. I've gotten women there two, three points hotter than me so; you know, fours!

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:05

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

I mean, right now, my feet are kind of like babies. I have to swaddle them, and they need ointment, and, like, six times a day brown stuff comes out of them.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 17:29

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I was going take a class called Cooking For One, but the teacher killed himself.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 01:35

Escobarbarian: Jun 18, 2004; Grimey Drawer

I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 02:36

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

.....oh it feels good to laugh again!

# ? Mar 12, 2023 02:51

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

Did you know "paparazzo" is the singular of "paparazzi"?

# ? Mar 12, 2023 02:59

Escobarbarian: Jun 18, 2004; Grimey Drawer

�Imagine a dessert for two. Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream in a pool of Cognac, drizzled in the world's most expensive chocolate, amadei porcelana, covered with shaved white, black, and clear truffles, and topped with edible 25-karat gold leaf. Can you imagine anything better?�

�I don't know, you ever put a doughnut in the microwave?�

# ? Mar 12, 2023 07:04

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

I put day-old doughnuts in the microwave because of that scene.

I never would've thought of that.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 07:27

Escobarbarian: Jun 18, 2004; Grimey Drawer

This is the best thread on SA right now imo

# ? Mar 12, 2023 07:53

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

You had a threeway with Roseanne and Tom Arnold!
That was two years ago.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 08:07

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Mediation is a binding form of non-judicial dispute resolution. I watched "Boston Legal" nine times before I realized it wasn't a new "Star Trek."

# ? Mar 12, 2023 16:11

smackfu: Jun 7, 2004

LividLiquid posted:

I put day-old doughnuts in the microwave because of that scene.

I never would've thought of that.

It works for stale rolls too. It�s magic until they cool down.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 18:17

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

"Jack, can we talk? One ten to another?"

"I'm an eleven, but continue."

# ? Mar 12, 2023 20:36

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Listen up fives. A ten is speaking.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 21:47

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Are you drunk?

On the Spirit of Christmas! It's this cheap high-proof brandy I found.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 22:46

NVTrainee: Jan 3, 2020

Jenna Maroney...you're my slave.
What? But the sheik who won me in that power game was beheaded!

# ? Mar 12, 2023 23:08

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 14:33

Meatgrinder: Jul 11, 2003; Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

I like your top. I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 23:30

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