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Cartoon Man posted:Went to the Smithsonian Natural History Museum and saw some interesting geological formations. Rock hard
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Cartoon Man posted:Went to the Smithsonian Natural History Museum and saw some interesting geological formations. There was a Tumblr Saga about a malachite stalactite and its feasibility as a dildo material. One geologist said “no, it might leach into you” Another said “nah you’re good, it wouldn’t be toxic” A biologist said “this would gently caress up your vaginal flora, but the butt should he okay” And one of the Tumblr Influencers said you need consent from nature before loving Her objects. Choice quotes include: “CDC safety sheet says copper oxide powder causes dry skin. so maybe want to go a little heavy on the lube” “…the internet’s mistake in concluding that this stalactite is fuckable is very similar to the mistake made by the Flint water management system”
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The stalagmite will gently caress you up.
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Platystemon posted:The stalagmite will gently caress you up. The stalactite will gently caress you down.
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Feb 27, 2023 12:35
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Get both and... well, are you familiar with donner kebab
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Milo and POTUS posted:Get both and... well, are you familiar with donner kebab Intimately
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Isn't that in fact supposed to be a penis, like the sort you'd see in tiles and mosaics in the historic red light district in old European cities?
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Isn't that in fact supposed to be a penis, like the sort you'd see in tiles and mosaics in the historic red light district in old European cities? It's a pair of eyes, a long nose and open mouth e: in a similar fashion when Jersey was occupied by Nazis during WW2 a local man who was paving the town square at the island's capital hid this V for Victory in plain sight of the occupiers 
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Yowza
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It's called prima nocte
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🎵Advanced hole wizard It has to be a trick🎵
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you can't call yourself an "ally" and at the same time take online classes from "the hole wizard"
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:you can't call yourself an "ally" and at the same time take online classes from "the hole wizard"
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https://twitter.com/joffeorama/status/1632553812543283201
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It's a well known fact that your generation invented sex, and nobody older than you could get the reference
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Sentient Data posted:It's a well known fact that your generation invented sex, and nobody older than you could get the reference Counterpoint: I’m pretty sure this wasn’t intentional 
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ngl I would swallow a load in the back of that thing, it looks comfy. Put a foam mattress in there and some Zepp on the 8 track I'm getting it on like my mom
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I can think of at least one load your mom should have swallowed.
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 This was intentional but fun, the MTA in NYC didn’t get what “read books, get brain” meant so they let it run for a while. I saw a few on buses. https://money.cnn.com/2004/11/05/news/funny/bus_ads/ Sorry for the tiny image, I could find a better one. How about another lovely little one 
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Gonna laugh so hard if it actually worked though
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axolotl farmer posted:SAAB 900 was a fantastic car My family had one and took it on road-trips all the time! Five people, one cat, and a trunk full of camping gear and suitcases. Good times.
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Philippe posted:My family had one and took it on road-trips all the time! Five people, one cat, and a trunk full of camping gear and suitcases. Good times. ... how many loads got swallowed? Edit: or should I just ask your mom?
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Did you suitcase the loads? Sorry, Larry Lawton has twisted my understanding of that word.
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If your cyclone lasts longer than eight days, please visit your meteorologist immediently.
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High-pressure system is stored in the balls
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Looks like Freddy had some taco bell lol
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Who wants some Easter candy? https://twitter.com/AldiUK/status/1632773029909630976
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Lavinia Spenlow posted:Who wants some Easter candy? They're right. It's a cock!! (That was supposed to say chick but it's funnier this way)
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Lavinia Spenlow posted:Who wants some Easter candy? Eat a bag of dicks. A whole bag? That's a lot of carbs.
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https://twitter.com/redmercy/status/1251014169912119301?s=20 Mr Ice Cream Glove has a new favorite as of 05:18 on Mar 10, 2023 |
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