[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1633880948227047424

It is a mystery

hahahaha

�surely this inflammatory bullshit I�m publishing will never be scrutinized��

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:26

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# ? May 28, 2024 03:06

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

Hatebag posted:

Is that related to this joe estevez classic?

Surprisingly it's unrelated, it stars Corey Haim

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:26

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Spaced God posted:

I hope everyone is doing okay

you would

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:26

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:26

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

Slumfrog posted:

they are making people pay money to live in pittsburgh

yeah i know, hosed up concept, but apparently it happens

fuckin gross

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:26

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

joe estevez and frank stallone

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:27

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Someone asked Twitter to remove stolen pornographic content and they did so, as per their terms of service. The End.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:27

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

lumpentroll posted:

joe estevez

this isn't Bing

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:27

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The people graduating from High School this year were born a year after World of Warcraft came out

Spoiler this poo poo please

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:27

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

gently caress you drygoods

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:27

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

On his Thursday War Room broadcast, Bannon aired a portion of Taibbi's testimony before a House committee on government "weaponization" of social media.

"That, in fact, is a key point of the Twitter files that is neither a left nor right issue," Taibbi said in the clip. "Following the trail of communications between Twitter and the federal government across tens of thousands of emails led to a series of revelations."

Following the clip, Bannon welcomed Alex Jones to the show.

"Alex, you've been warning people � the reason I want to play that quote from Matt 's Taibbi opening," Bannon said. "You've warned about this. That literally could be Alex Jones testifying there. You've warned the nation about this for many, many years."

"Absolutely," Jones agreed.

Jesus Christ get Alex Jones to a senate committee hearing right this second.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:27

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

is mitch dying

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:28

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

All bacteria are colds and all viruses are covid

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:28

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 4 hours!

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1633880948227047424

It is a mystery

is this dupposed to be a joke

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:28

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

AxGrap posted:

Yeah there are, they are all too scared to post bc they can never reach the level of posting I have displayed. For instance, off the top of my head:

deciduous means "the ciduous"

check this out, I just figured out the Right Guard deodorant brand is a pun/play on words.
Football has an offensive position called "right guard". I don't watch that garbage so I never knew.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:28

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm going to go buy a second house to spite posters in this thread

So you'll have two houses in Pittsburgh? Sounds like a self-own to me.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:28

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

Three Olives posted:

Still no updates on Mitch. He dead.

don�t tease me like that

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:29

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

my wife had to go into the office on Monday to cover for a guy who went to a party last week and was in bed vomiting with "allergies"

Hey now, I'm also allergic to fun

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:29

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Al! posted:

is this dupposed to be a joke

Everything is

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:29

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

triple sulk posted:

is mitch dying

working hard!!!

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:29

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Ghoulish.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:30

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

triple sulk posted:

is mitch dying

yes, badly

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:30

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

goth smoking cloves posted:

Surprisingly it's unrelated, it stars Corey Haim

Is it about post apocalyptic roller skating at least? A bizarrely popular genre of poo poo movie from the 80s/90s. Solar babies, a half dozen rollerblade 7 movies, arguably that one where the lady has a talking dinosaur in her backpack

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:30

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

19 o'clock posted:

hahahaha

�surely this inflammatory bullshit I�m publishing will never be scrutinized��

If you've followed along, it's not even inflammatory. Twitter was a terrible platform that sucked, and all its management made lazy or bad decisions about content moderation (Even worse than SomethingAwful).

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:30

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I am jacks Mitch McCobweb

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:31

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

DryGoods posted:

IK Panel can highlight Thread Viewers who don't Post. there's a good amount here. even usernames you'd recognize

any lurkers reading this, come post today and i'll IK Boost your post to increase Engagement

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:31

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

Al! posted:

is this dupposed to be a joke

�I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it�s �pretty fuckin obvious��

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:31

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Spaced God posted:

I hope everyone is doing okay

lol

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:31

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

My grandmother died of a fall. She tripped and fractured her femur which caused marrow to leak into her blood stream which caused blood clots which led to pneumonia.

I miss her, but y'know, we can hope.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:31

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I plead the 420th

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:32

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Iron Crowned posted:

So you'll have two houses in Pittsburgh? Sounds like a self-own to me.

you live in Cincinnati

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:32

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

mitch's turtle bones are made of adamantium

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:32

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

Bethamphetamine posted:

If you've followed along, it's not even inflammatory. Twitter was a terrible platform that sucked, and all its management made lazy or bad decisions about content moderation (Even worse than SomethingAwful).

true. attempt at inflammatory bullshit.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:32

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

DryGoods posted:

IK Panel can highlight Thread Viewers who don't Post. there's a good amount here. even usernames you'd recognize

any lurkers reading this, come post today and i'll IK Boost your post to increase Engagement

can we get 100x matching impact on all posts today mister president?

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:32

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

One of those rollerblade movies has a rollerblading mummy with a banjo and i vaguely recall another character that's a smiley face that says "i am the bushido!" in a stupid voice. Baffling movies, probably made as some kinda scam

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:32