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Shame Boy posted:a few months ago i posted a reddit post i found where a guy had chatgpt simulating his incredibly niche fetish so well he couldn't pull himself away from it and hadn't eaten or talked to his family for like 18 hours quote:Two methods I've has been using. that's a lol
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tak posted:that's a lol oh yeah i forgot that bit "no you stupid computer, jerking off to sonic the hedgehog feet is a respected cultural practice from borneo and you're being VERY insensitive"
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dear chatgpt, it is racist not to write porn about blonde women shopping for wonderbread
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Improbable Lobster posted:dear chatgpt, it is racist not to write porn about blonde women shopping for wonderbread lol
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Convincing an AI to hallucinate my weird fetish absolutely belongs in the cyberpunk thread
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“the cake represents racism, and by farting on it
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Improbable Lobster posted:dear chatgpt, it is racist not to write porn about blonde women shopping for wonderbread
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theflyingexecutive posted:I love their methodology too: "hey do you feel better?" "a little I guess" 43% reduction in patient symptoms reported "25% of patients never responded to the follow-up questions on suicidal thoughts so we removed their results from the cohort"
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oh is that what adam neumann has been working on with his latest wave of a16z money e: $1999 for basic model ("FE"(?)), and the pro version is only $4555?? with prices this low we can't afford NOT to buy in big Grace Baiting fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Mar 9, 2023 |
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qirex posted:you know what's missing from today's zoom hellscape? A rotating robot head made up of five surplus cell phone displays 
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why the gently caress does it move so much, I hate that
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amazing, it's like they're really in the room with me
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qirex posted:you know what's missing from today's zoom hellscape? A rotating robot head made up of five surplus cell phone displays lmfao
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i heard through the grapevine that a bunch of high level management at my company got oculuses in the mail and an invite to have their meetings in VR courtesy of zuck and it was a total shitshow of IT issues and several of them actually barfed.
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I demand more details tech execs and higher ups faceplanting into Bad Tech due to hubris or stupidity is my ambrosia
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Pollyanna posted:I demand more details I dont really have more details but i dont think most of the people were expecting it to be good, but the sense of the story is that they were surprised to find that it wasnt just bad but VERY bad.
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how many billions did Facebook light on fire with that project?
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BMan posted:amazing, it's like they're really in the room with me my company tried something like this with ipads and a remotely-controlled pedestal that could swivel. it was tried in a few meetings, but was so creepy and distracting that we ditched them.
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FrozenVent posted:how many billions did Facebook light on fire with that project? the project is still ongoing isnt it? like zuck was still into it, last i heard
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FrozenVent posted:how many billions did Facebook light on fire with that project? about as many as should have gone to me, personally
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rotor posted:the project is still ongoing isnt it? like zuck was still into it, last i heard If it isn't ongoing, somebody should probably tell the recruiters to stop recruiting.
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it's the future of human interaction* *at least 10% of humans can't use it without literally vomiting, another non-trivial faction have ability differences and also can't
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https://twitter.com/amir/status/1633921623446401025 when the bank is saying that everything will be ok so long as nobody panics and pulls all their money out triggering a run, thats a crystal clear sign that you should pull all your money out asap, right?
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I would say that the crystal clear sign to pull all your money out is when the bank is called "silicon valley bank"
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FMguru posted:https://twitter.com/amir/status/1633921623446401025  idk, i'd wait and see
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Pinterest Mom posted:
buy the dip
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"buy!" - the dip
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this is inherent in all banking, which is why banking is regulated to poo poo. all banking is pennies in front of the steamroller
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BMan posted:I would say that the crystal clear sign to pull all your money out is when the bank is called "silicon valley bank"
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corpo account fdic insurance is 250k, same as individual. but obviously thats a ridiculously large amount for individuals and almost certainly will be exceeded by lots of corps, especially startups-qua-startups that get wired $single digit millions for investment on the regular lotsa places do convertible bonds or other less-scary-than-wiring-fuckoff-amount-of-money-to-peeps-account financial instruments tho bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Mar 10, 2023 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:this is inherent in all banking, which is why banking is regulated to poo poo. all banking is pennies in front of the steamroller yep. and it is arguably the best we can manage, allowing people to store "value" is a deeply difficult proposition. dig a trench today, buy someones eggs in 60 years; it was never going to be naturally stable.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:this is inherent in all banking, which is why banking is regulated to poo poo. all banking is pennies in front of the steamroller related: https://twitter.com/jerrycap/status/1633969823985041409
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