Comic Strips 2023: It's not a fetish or anything, I swear

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Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Into Ilves

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Mar 9, 2023 06:26

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# ? May 28, 2024 18:23

readingatwork: Jan 8, 2009; Hello Fatty!; Fun Shoe

Technowolf posted:

that final panel

Watterson is the king for a reason.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 06:32

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Kennel posted:

Dustin

Sheesh

# ? Mar 9, 2023 06:46

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

1980 comics

Dick Tracy

Footrot Flats

The Lockhorns

Computoon: Origins

Legends in the Heights

# ? Mar 9, 2023 07:14

ukonvasara: Aug 16, 2012; a mixture of gravity and waggery

Haifisch posted:

Legends in the Heights

"Second question: you claim that I made your room a mess, but we are clearly in a featureless void. Is the gradient supposed to be the other way around?"

# ? Mar 9, 2023 07:21

riderchop: Aug 10, 2010; av by @daikonquest!

Heathcliff

Compu-toon

Garfield

Overboard

Monty

For Better or For Worse

Classic Arlo and Janis (April 05, 2001)

Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

On The Fastrack

Safe Havens

# ? Mar 9, 2023 07:25

pencilhands: Aug 20, 2022

What's up with the "you've reached your monthly max of free comics" page on comicskingdom.com? I go there every day to catch the new Mary Worth and it just pops up seemingly completely at random. Like it'll hit me on the 5th day of the month then mysteriously disappear a few days later.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 07:35

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

CK is a bad site run by people who don't want you to use it & keep making it more and more broken over time.

Unfortunately, MW doesn't seem to have a good alternate source unless you want to grab it from an actual newspaper's online comics selection(which may run into its own issues with limiting you to X visits a month).

# ? Mar 9, 2023 07:50

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

More reasons I appreciate that y'all curate the comics you folks post.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 07:56

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

I get that message on a regular basis and I'm actually a sucker with a paid subscription. Most of it is because it logs me out without warning and the one unblockable ad banner is the "get premium access" one, which doesn't change whether you have premium or not.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 07:56

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

I always open CK in a private window. Even then I've been getting the monthly limit messages, but I've been able to circumvent them without fail by clicking to the previous day's strip and then onto the current strip.

Daddy Daze

Take It From the Tinkersons

Macanudo

Dark Side of the Horse

Legend of Bill

# ? Mar 9, 2023 08:00

pencilhands: Aug 20, 2022

The weirdest thing to me is it seems to be entirely unavoidable with proxies or anything else. I�ve tried using TOR for fucks sake.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 08:11

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Fingerpori

# ? Mar 9, 2023 08:12

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Technowolf posted:

that final panel

It's grand, isn't it?

# ? Mar 9, 2023 11:13

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I hope this arc ends with an intervention by Nate's "friends" to tell him that he is an insufferable arsehole and a narcissistic dweeb.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 11:51

everyone wear hats now: Jul 29, 2010

The Creeps

# ? Mar 9, 2023 12:45

Medenmath: Jan 18, 2003

Vintage Valiant (Feb. 26, 1956)

# ? Mar 9, 2023 12:45

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange

Get Fuzzy 3/8/03

Brenda Starr 7/20-22/50

Smokey Stover 5/17/53

Everyday Movies 3/12/36

"Johnny, come in -- Billy needs the coat to go to work."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 1/16-18/41

Scarlet really needs to work on where to stand in a fight, doesn't she?

# ? Mar 9, 2023 12:58

manero: Jan 30, 2006

Nancy Strips That Go Hard

Jesus christ, Sluggo

# ? Mar 9, 2023 14:17

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Saving that for anime slapfights.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 14:32

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

manero posted:

Nancy Strips That Go Hard

Jesus christ, Sluggo

And the weird thing is this wasn't even during World War II.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 15:00

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

A+J

# ? Mar 9, 2023 15:23

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

And the weird thing is this wasn't even during World War II.

I think they've been from 1943, actually.

Oddly... prophetic.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 15:34

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Selachian posted:

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 1/16-18/41

These made me laugh a lot harder than any of today's intentionally-funny strips. :allears:

Bizarro

The Family Circus

Slylock Fox

# ? Mar 9, 2023 16:32

SuperKlaus: Oct 20, 2005; Fun Shoe

Arn 'n' Garm, Arn 'n' Garm

the bus

# ? Mar 9, 2023 17:15

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Garm was a good pick to take along.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:30

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Murdstone posted:

Rex Morgan MD

jfc

Modesty Blaise: The Green Eyed Monster

# ? Mar 9, 2023 19:49

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Mutts

Sally Forth

Skippy (April 17, 1935)

Peanuts (March 11, 1976)

Miss Peach (August 24, 1989)

Crankshaft

Mutt and Jeff

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (October 9, 1939)

Olive & Popeye

Out Our Way (April 7-9, 1941)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Mar 9, 2023

# ? Mar 9, 2023 20:19

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

EasyEW posted:

Sally Forth

PUT. HER. IN. A. HOME.

if she was at least ted's mom i'd understand but no one likes her

# ? Mar 9, 2023 20:21

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft

That second panel:

:smug:

"Hey listen to this Laffy Taffy-rear end pun I came up with"
"Wow, that's so clever it makes ME self-satisified just hearing it" :smug:

"I'm also here."

# ? Mar 9, 2023 20:24

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (April 7-9, 1941)

I must have missed some history here. Are these actual child soldiers, or is this something like the Boy Scouts, or are they just pretending their mothers are corporals, or what?

# ? Mar 9, 2023 20:30

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Arlo and Janis and Friends

# ? Mar 9, 2023 20:34

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Safety Dance posted:

I must have missed some history here. Are these actual child soldiers, or is this something like the Boy Scouts, or are they just pretending their mothers are corporals, or what?

I don't think there was an actual introduction for what's going on with the kid army stuff, but from context it just seems like a very intense form of play. The officers in this game have enlisted the mothers of the noncoms so they can provide at-home KP duty as a punishment for minor infractions.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 20:42

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

They can't back out or they'll be unpatriotic.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 20:52

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

goatface posted:

They can't back out or they'll be unpatriotic.

On the other hand, this arrangement is being weaponized in the ongoing Brother-Sister Chore War.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 20:56

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Prince Valiant-est

# ? Mar 9, 2023 21:09

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Prince Valiant: "Are ya winning, son?"

# ? Mar 9, 2023 21:16

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

In today's Blueberry: Blueberry gets a rude welcome, or Clark gets a stroke of luck, or Looks like Blueberry's dead... again... how many times does that make it?