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Turtle fell down went boom https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1633695492323377152?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA
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Figured out which turtle needs to get flipped over for me to fail the Voight-Kampf test.
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Mar 9, 2023 08:25
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Don't worry they'll have someone even more cravenly ghoulish and also likely unhinged waiting in the wings.
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Mar 9, 2023 08:40
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Dan crenshaw will be there to give him a socket job and turn him upright.
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Ether Frenzy posted:Don't worry they'll have someone even more cravenly ghoulish and also likely unhinged waiting in the wings. If he dies, Kentucky has a Democratic governor, so we might get a few years of a D senator from Kentucky.
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Mar 9, 2023 13:53
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Bird in a Blender posted:If he dies, Kentucky has a Democratic governor, so we might get a few years of a D senator from Kentucky. He's gonna be fine I'm sure, but if there are any pending laws before the senate you want to get a vote on now would seem to be the time? (I do not know if there are any of these laws sitting there waiting)
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Mar 9, 2023 14:59
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Grittybeard posted:He's gonna be fine I'm sure, but if there are any pending laws before the senate you want to get a vote on now would seem to be the time? (I do not know if there are any of these laws sitting there waiting) His absence means nothing in the Senate, barring anything he would personally filibuster. Dems hold a 1 seat advantage, and there is no difference between 51 and 59 votes (except you dont have to account for fuckwits Sinema or Manchin).
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Mar 9, 2023 15:17
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Certainly not anyone famous (probably) but I got home from work on Tuesday and turned on the TV which was on the news showing how I had just missed two dudes racing down the street firing shots off at each other until one of them loving smoked the back of a city bus like a mile away from my work on my usual route home 
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Mar 9, 2023 15:18
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I’ve been doing puzzles lately because they’re cool shut up yes they are no you I’ve had people helping me at points and when trying to describe what piece you’re looking for can be tough but did you know that puzzle pieces have names because of course they do https://puzzlingcut.com/what-is-the-correct-naming-for-each-jigsaw-puzzle-piece/ quote:
Noner is pronounced like Boner and you can’t tell me different
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Mar 9, 2023 15:25
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swickles posted:(except you dont have to account for fuckwits Sinema or Manchin). Yeah this part was what I was thinking of if there's anything waiting that can't be filibustered. But unless there's a slew of judges or something waiting on confirmation I guess there's probably not a lot out there.
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Mar 9, 2023 15:28
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Aren’t Manchin and Sinema the two Dems who were against the fillibuster? Unless it is a thing where more are against it but are using them as a cover
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Joey Freshwater posted:I’ve been doing puzzles lately because they’re cool shut up yes they are no you This puzzle talk is giving me such a noner
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Mar 9, 2023 15:39
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The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
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Mar 9, 2023 15:42
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Its Rinaldo posted:My 6th grade teacher's sister dated him for a while in the early 90s. Crazy. A couple of years ago when I played in a local Seattle flag football team, we once played a team that Shawn Kemp played on. I normally rushed the QB, and he played QB. He basically just moved the ball around like it was a basketball. He took time to sign memorabilia. He's... gained a lot of weight. That said, all of his teammates were massive assholes that bowled over people when it's supposed to be a non contact league. Anyway that's my Shawn Kemp story.
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Mar 9, 2023 15:49
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Joey Freshwater posted:I’ve been doing puzzles lately because they’re cool shut up yes they are no you This is like finding out that McNuggets have named shapes
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FizFashizzle posted:Turtle fell down went boom I was upset for a moment until I saw the tweet.
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The Wild Man of YOLO posted:This is like finding out that McNuggets have named shapes Boot supremacy.
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I’m sure it’s been posted before but god drat I love this video https://twitter.com/vidsthatgohard/status/1633590262781054976?s=46&t=eGtKhFFooZWFwCmcVJDt3Q
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T-Square posted:Certainly not anyone famous (probably) but I got home from work on Tuesday and turned on the TV which was on the news showing how I had just missed two dudes racing down the street firing shots off at each other until one of them loving smoked the back of a city bus like a mile away from my work on my usual route home  
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Mar 9, 2023 18:37
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I was watching a guy who shot three cops holed up in a building yesterday. I didn't catch the ending but I"m sure the SWAT team brought him in alive and unharmed.
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Mar 9, 2023 18:38
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Joey Freshwater posted:I’m sure it’s been posted before but god drat I love this video This is my next-door neighbor any time I park in front of her house.
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Mar 9, 2023 18:44
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I love looking at O linemen when they retire, its always jarring and hilarious and horrifying https://twitter.com/Marcel_LJ/status/1633869435089076225?t=KakIBAS4wNNz5yiZPXP_4w&s=19
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Joey Freshwater posted:I’m sure it’s been posted before but god drat I love this video There is nothing more devastating than a well timed “ya motha” in that accent
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Mar 9, 2023 19:20
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swickles posted:I love looking at O linemen when they retire, its always jarring and hilarious and horrifying What’s going on with the top of his head? Is that lighting or hair or tattoos or what?
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Mar 9, 2023 19:23
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it looks like a failed hair replacement surgery covered up by tattoos
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Burn marks from the Free Hernandez hat
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Mar 9, 2023 19:58
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How do they get Marlan Wayans to host the daily show permanently? Is that possible?
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Forgot my lunch at home so I ordered some mushroom soup from this place for pickup. When I walked in it was already bagged & had my name on it, so I grabbed it and went back to work. Upon getting to work I discovered my soup is frozen solid.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Forgot my lunch at home so I ordered some mushroom soup from this place for pickup. lol well I guess that's truth in naming then! It's stone cold rock hard soup
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Mar 9, 2023 21:56
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Its that time of year, the yellow cap coke is out!
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Amy Pole Her posted:How do they get Marlan Wayans to host the daily show permanently? Is that possible? I take it he’s good? I haven’t watched any of the guest hosts.
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Freaquency posted:There is nothing more devastating than a well timed “ya motha” in that accent I love the deadpan “it doesn’t work like that” that just flattens her to the point she has no response but to call him names. But then yeah the “ya motha” off the top rope was beautiful
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Freaquency posted:I take it he’s good? I haven’t watched any of the guest hosts. My wife watches the show sometimes and she convinced me to actually sit and watch a few recent guest host episodes. The ones hosted by Wanda Sykes were excellent and she's my favorite by far. I saw a couple by DL Hughley, who didn't come off well I think. She says the Leslie Jones ones were great but I missed them. I saw a couple with Chelsea Handler and she basically tried to make it her old show, complete with inviting her friends to a round table to gossip about celebs, which sucked. I haven't seen any of Sarah Silverman yet. I'd be delighted if the daily show had someone at the helm who was both genuinely funny, and actually interested in and engaged with the political/news cycle.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Wicked like the musical? Like the two upcoming films I just saw production presentations on. i can't speak for the story but the production is like, Harry Potter level immense. They planted 7 million tulips. It's all real sets. I think that's about as much as I can say other than wow.
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kiimo posted:Like the two upcoming films I just saw production presentations on. i can't speak for the story but the production is like, Harry Potter level immense. But the story is the same as the musical, yeah? Frenemy focused prequel to the Wizard of Oz? Not sure the world's finest set design could polish that turd. Nice they're planting flowed though.
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Told our folks that we’re going to Mexico next month right before the news stories about the kidnapping near Brownsville so naturally everyone is being very calm and levelheaded right now 
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