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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Why do adult humans need vroom vroom noises? Shameful.

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Night Danger Moose
Jan 5, 2004

YO SOY FIESTA

Sagebrush posted:

i don't think it's possible to get any better sound than this electric car though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzXrDL4F3k

I could watch this a hundred times. :allears:

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



No. 6 posted:

Why do adult humans need vroom vroom noises? Shameful.

Ban this sick filth!

You’ve come to the wrong subforum!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

No. 6 posted:

Why do adult humans need vroom vroom noises? Shameful.
:frogout:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az39eqLIbyU&t=16s

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Mar 12, 2023

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


As long as the noise is turned off in residential areas, except at parking lot speeds, let them make some sound.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




The real answer to electric car noises is straight cut gears

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I like hearing mechanical sounds of machines working. I do not understand the need for sticking playing cards into bicycle spokes as an adult.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


should just be Jetsons car noises imo

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
:colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeX9mPoC8j0

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




https://youtu.be/VqiaouE-rrs

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

No. 6 posted:

I like hearing mechanical sounds of machines working. I do not understand the need for sticking playing cards into bicycle spokes as an adult.

gently caress spinner wheels, I want beads on my wheels so they go clicky clacky

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

NITRO

BURNING

FUNNY

CAR

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

The real answer to electric car noises is straight cut gears

You get me.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtUEPwHnxmU

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

No. 6 posted:

Why do adult humans need vroom vroom noises? Shameful.

Now that I'm old and super lame I don't get why adults put loud poo poo on daily drivers like work trucks. Landscaping ones really stick out to my having done it and omg a loud exhaust while pulling a trailer to customers houses and in neighborhoods would give me so much anxiety. Doing it to your fun car hell yeah definitely.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

i'm seriously confused behind this thought process on every level

a: are you a hired driver meant to tow this like $500k+ boat and you've decided to rent a uhaul truck with a towing capacity a few tons under what you're towing?
or
b: is this your boat that costs $500k+ and you've decided to rent a uhaul truck with a towing capacity a few tons under what you're towing?

neither idea makes sense in anyway. WHAT THE gently caress?!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
For 19.95 you can rent that motherfucker.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

wesleywillis posted:

For 19.95 you can rent that motherfucker.

ok, that part i understand but beyond that :wtfdude:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Large Testicles posted:

ok, that part i understand but beyond that :wtfdude:

I need this now, not in an hour when my friend with the real vehicle turns up.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Large Testicles posted:

ok, that part i understand but beyond that :wtfdude:

When you spent that much on the boat you have to economize where you can.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Well if you can't pay your $500k boat loan on your $100k salary, it's clearly the fault of the democrat president in charge who forced the chud small business owner you worked for to lay you off/Bidenflation. Basic economics guys

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


Large Testicles posted:

ok, that part i understand but beyond that :wtfdude:

If the boat is going to be stored in the water for its life and you don't have a towing truck, :20bux: will get you there. It doesn't matter that you're running a total-loss evaporative transmission cooling system. If it lasts long enough to get to the launch, then whatever else happens is on UHaul.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Counterpoint, that guy is a hazard to everyone within 500ft of that abomination. I’m assuming that’s about how long it would take that trailer to come to a stop once it jackknifes the comically undersized tow vehicle and starts sliding.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




babyeatingpsychopath posted:

If the boat is going to be stored in the water for its life and you don't have a towing truck, :20bux: will get you there. It doesn't matter that you're running a total-loss evaporative transmission cooling system. If it lasts long enough to get to the launch, then whatever else happens is on UHaul.

Yeah if you buy the top tier uhaul insurance for like $30, whatever happens is their problem.

Whatever happens to the boat on the other hand…….

Supradog
Sep 1, 2004

A POOOST!?!??! YEEAAAAHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR7KRHv02IE

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

MrYenko posted:

Counterpoint, that guy is a hazard to everyone within 500ft of that abomination. I’m assuming that’s about how long it would take that trailer to come to a stop once it jackknifes the comically undersized tow vehicle and starts sliding.

And I pretty much guarantee any insurance policy he purchased (if he did at all) is instantly voided towing that monstrosity so he'd have a hell of a lawsuit on his hands

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


wesleywillis posted:

For 19.95 you can rent that motherfucker.

I still love those kids so much

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup




Please tell me the sound @0:29 is literally echoing off the guardrails. Amazing.

afen
Sep 23, 2003

nemo saltat sobrius

No. 6 posted:

Why do adult humans need vroom vroom noises? Shameful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDRkHXMHqFo&t=30s

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

No. 6 posted:

Why do adult humans need vroom vroom noises? Shameful.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Harley performance-to-sound volume ratio is like 0.03 though because it's for dentists on the weekends who have a spare $35k but no money for safety gear, all those other cars posted made those noises because they actually are loving amazing performance machines and I don't think you need to make *that* much noise to get noticed in a 200mph rotary engine car that looks like this


It just happens to make the noise it does because that's what the performance it requires causes. I don't go "wow look at that stupid exhaust on that 747 taking off" but I sure do feel that way about Harleys that take 45 seconds to go 200 meters up the road at full throttle. Which is why the Dodge thing is so dumb but also 100% on brand for its market.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I'm hard.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


MrYenko posted:

Counterpoint, that guy is a hazard to everyone within 500ft of that abomination. I’m assuming that’s about how long it would take that trailer to come to a stop once it jackknifes the comically undersized tow vehicle and starts sliding.

Counterpoint, this is America and my choices, my FREEDOMS, do not affect anyone else. Consequences should not be my concern, and are definitely none of your drat business.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


PROOF:

Ether Frenzy posted:

...Harleys that take 45 seconds to go 200 meters up the road at full throttle. Which is why the Dodge thing is so dumb but also 100% on brand for its market.
My very first quote is not edit. The shame.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



I know you're making a point here but it's illegal to post this video in this thread

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I think the kids say 'cope'?

https://twitter.com/GaytonaUSA/status/1634697844958322688?t=EJFWh1AgobpxilBjz_q_5w&s=19

I feel like saying 'they look nothing alike' when the side profile is virtually identical is funny. It's OK to like a jazzed up Mazda... Except for the Fiat 124 because that poo poo looks worse than the Mazda version.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Great artists steal, after all

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
The Mazda will be way cheaper, more reliable and since so many people say it's more fun to drive a slow car fast, than fast car slow, probably more fun to drive.


YEAH BUT ITS NOT A FERREAREI

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MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

wesleywillis posted:

The Mazda will be way cheaper, more reliable and since so many people say it's more fun to drive a slow car fast, than fast car slow, probably more fun to drive.


YEAH BUT ITS NOT A FERREAREI

It's also better looking.

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