[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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PlushCow: Oct 19, 2005; The cow eats the grass

Pooky posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tJIrJZD.mp4

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:02

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 01:20

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It's picture day at my toddler's daycare and I can't decide if I want a cute smiley picture or a hilarious quivering lip sad picture like last year. God it was so sad and cute.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:03

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

External Organs posted:

Wake me up when we can have president sephiroth

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:06

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

mar the 10 be with u

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:08

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old tweet but it's good

https://twitter.com/jeradwalker/status/1349798163545169920

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:08

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Can't post for 3 hours!; Bread Liar

External Organs posted:

Wake me up when we can have president sephiroth

it's just you and I against the world, Mother, do not forget

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:09

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Salt Fish posted:

You're on a manic posting spree triggered by voluntarily tripling your housing costs for no reason.

Lol

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:09

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 361 days!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm the most normal guy who posts in this thread

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got his rear end

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:10

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm barely middle class

Lol, I wanna hear how you decided this

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:10

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Louisgod posted:

it's just you and I against the world, Mother, do not forget

I will summon you later

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:10

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

Louisgod posted:

it's just you and I against the world, Mother, do not forget

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:11

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

do you think de santis believes in the piss tape?

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:12

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1634007118910046209

Lmao jesus

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:13

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

much to ponder.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:13

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

you wish you were in my position

where is that loving bot?!

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:13

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1634030863733194753

bugs arent sending their best

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:13

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

Salt Fish posted:

You're on a manic posting spree triggered by voluntarily tripling your housing costs for no reason.

lol

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:13

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

mods plz close this thread before we hit page 420 and then reopen on April 21st

tia

namaste

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:13

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

you wish you were in my position

Monitor on! Monitor on!!!

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:14

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ArmZ posted:

do you think de santis believes in the piss tape?

since he was assistant urinalysis technician for the navy, i'd say he's a True Believer

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:14

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

neutral milf hotel posted:

mods plz close this thread before we hit page 420 and then reopen on April 21st

tia

namaste

teh epic w33dx0r

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:14

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

We'd page

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:15

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:15

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm the most normal guy who posts in this thread

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:15

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm the most normal guy who posts in this thread

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol normies get outta here

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:15

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

the shag rear end bug

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:15

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

guys is it normal to piss on your neighbor

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:16

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

kaleedity posted:

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:16

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

ArmZ posted:

guys is it normal to piss on your neighbor

Is your neighbor donald trump?

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:17

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

ArmZ posted:

guys is it normal to piss on your neighbor

If ur surrounded by an oak opening sure

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:19

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

RealityWarCriminal posted:

troofs

Remember FARMERS, I got China to pay you 28 Billion Dollars as an adjustment for how unfairly they treated you. This was part of the great Trade Deal I made for you with China (Biden is not properly enforcing it!). No other President could have done this. No other President was as PRO FARMER as me. Tell that to Ron DeSanctimonious when he shows up to your door, hat in hand. Tell him to go home!

Why on earth (farmer�s love earth!) would the wonderful people of the GREAT State of Iowa vote for Ron DeSanctimonious when he voted and fought to KILL Ethanol (and will definitely do so if given the chance), voted 4 times, as a disciple of Paul Ryan, to decimate Social Security and MediCare, and bring the minimum age on Social Security to at least 70 years old (he wanted higher!). He will be in Iowa on Friday to beg for mercy. I supported Ethanol, FIRED NAFTA, & made USMCA & China Trade Deals!

farmers love earth!

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:21

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

YES WEED CAN

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:22

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm the most normal guy who posts in this thread

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:22

Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

truop!

# ? Mar 10, 2023 16:22

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."