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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

zone posted:


His withering sarcasm never fails to be on point.

"We can't pile them up because they keep blowing up the piles!"

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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Dwesa posted:

RF army soldiers are reportedly advised to identify themselves as wagnerites when they gently caress up

Sounds like a sure way to not get captured alive

Lord Awkward
Feb 16, 2012

Alan Smithee posted:

that dirt fire drill just sums up the whole thing

I expected to see a shovel used, entrenching tool, a helmet, something? No, just trying to pass handfuls of soil to the guy up top

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
It's just a small fire, Michael. What could it take to put it out, 3 handfuls of dirt?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lord Awkward posted:

I expected to see a shovel used, entrenching tool, a helmet, something? No, just trying to pass handfuls of soil to the guy up top

Russian supply chain. Naturally just assumed a percentage falls off the truck

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/ChrisO_wiki/status/1633920129560920067

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Dwesa posted:

https://twitter.com/AlexKokcharov/status/1634192576713457665

https://twitter.com/AlexKokcharov/status/1634195053676580867

:lol:

RF army soldiers are reportedly advised to identify themselves as wagnerites when they gently caress up

*Sets house on fire, shits into all drawyers in the school, kills dog*

"gently caress you, I'm a wagnerite"

Phew, that was close.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Russians referring to the Ukrainian troops as 'invaders' is really odd.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

pro starcraft loser posted:

Russians referring to the Ukrainian troops as 'invaders' is really odd.

Its part of the whole "Ukrainian troops are really NATO and NATO invaded Ukraine to keep them from our sphere of influence" schtick.

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

https://twitter.com/PMSimferopol/status/1634111915596173312?s=20

You almost have to marvel at the unabashed thuggery.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Power Khan posted:

*Sets house on fire, shits into all drawyers in the school, kills dog*

"gently caress you, I'm a wagnerite"

Phew, that was close.

Shits into drawers

heh

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Power Khan posted:

*Sets house on fire, shits into all drawyers in the school, kills dog*

"gently caress you, I'm a wagnerite"

Phew, that was close.

All while in his Detroit Police uniform

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Unnamed source but seems to line up with everything we've seen so far. Human Wave attacks basically.

https://twitter.com/JayinKyiv/status/1634108360151691265?s=20

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


How in the hell are people giving orders on the Russian side still alive? Is the allure of a fishblock sent back home that irresistible?

Burns
May 10, 2008

Toxic Mental posted:

Unnamed source but seems to line up with everything we've seen so far. Human Wave attacks basically.

https://twitter.com/JayinKyiv/status/1634108360151691265?s=20

Thats brutal. Gotta say at this rate a UA counterattack might actually save more Russians.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

shadow puppet of a posted:

How in the hell are people giving orders on the Russian side still alive? Is the allure of a fishblock sent back home that irresistible?

They have all the food, water, and most of the good weapons aimed at the ones doing all the fighting while maintaining the minimum safe distance from Ukrainians OP

tiaz
Jul 1, 2004

PICK UP THAT PRESENT.


Zelensky's Zealots

what a way to find out. :smith:


shadow puppet of a posted:

How in the hell are people giving orders on the Russian side still alive? Is the allure of a fishblock sent back home that irresistible?


EorayMel posted:

They have all the food, water, and most of the good weapons aimed at the ones doing all the fighting while maintaining the minimum safe distance from Ukrainians OP

it's probably this here. also, it's probably tempting to think you might live or at least have some more time to figure something out if you go, whereas trying to ace your officer means dying immediately or getting beaten to death regardless of whether or not you succeed, and then the people you're there with get sent by the next guy anyway.
usual caveats around I don't know for sure but it definitely isn't the fish bricks

enigma74
Aug 5, 2005
a lean lobster who probably doesn't even taste good.

Power Khan posted:

NAFO must have really hurt somebody to make them put in a specific rule, "we just want to keep "unfunny" memes out", "the founder was a polish antisemite". Posting people with NAFO avs is ok though, right?

https://twitter.com/Seveerity/status/1633783972202201089

I need the name of this song! Anybody know what it is?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Putin watched that episode of DS9 where the wounded vorta got all his jem’hadar killed in a plodding frontal assault and wept at the beauty of it.

Then shat himself

Then chipped a chunk of hake off some mobliks fishblock that fell off the truck.

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

Toxic Mental posted:

Unnamed source but seems to line up with everything we've seen so far. Human Wave attacks basically.

https://twitter.com/JayinKyiv/status/1634108360151691265?s=20

I remember getting into a similar situation in Empire: Total War. The PC-controlled Persian Empire just keeps sending stacks and stacks of levies and the occasional cannon and they just get obliterated, but more and more come. No thought. No strategy. Just simplistic computer beep-boop programming.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

It's because there's no level of absolute terrified subservience that the human spirit can't bend to, it's actually our natural condition re: pain, disease and hunger

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

shadow puppet of a posted:

Putin watched that episode of DS9 where the wounded vorta got all his jem’hadar killed in a plodding frontal assault and wept at the beauty of it.

Then shat himself

Then chipped a chunk of hake off some mobliks fishblock that fell off the truck.

I'm going to shove you into a locker.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Anyone ever play that old PC game Beachhead/Beachhead 2000? Endless waves of enemies doing amphibious and air assaults on your position and all you have is a machine gun nest with some cannon and stuff.

Getting reminded a lot of that when hearing about these human wave attacks. Russia treating the mobiks like the Imperial Guard lol

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

HonorableTB posted:

Anyone ever play that old PC game Beachhead/Beachhead 2000? Endless waves of enemies doing amphibious and air assaults on your position and all you have is a machine gun nest with some cannon and stuff.

Getting reminded a lot of that when hearing about these human wave attacks. Russia treating the mobiks like the Imperial Guard lol

That's basically also what the AA gun simulator we used for training was, endless waves of air assaults to your position and you got points for accuracy and speed of scoring enough hits to different stuff approaching.

PC LOAD LETTER
May 23, 2005
WTF?!
The impression (read: comfy armchair guess work) I'm getting is that your avg. Russian conscript being sent to the front is mostly living in a info bubble right up until they actually get there.

They probably hear vague and occasional comments about it being hell but are bombarded with propaganda so much and so thoroughly it doesn't really sink in and gets discarded as Ukrop propaganda instead.

By the time they actually get anywhere near the front and find out that they really are just cannon fodder its much to late to do anything about it. The Russians have more or less recreated and installed en masse the old NKVD "blocking battalions" in the rear to make sure the meat gets pushed into the grinder and keep order.

Going into a meat grinder of a battle is terrible but also find out those who are supposed to be your countrymen are the ones betraying you to such a fate on top of that has to be a heck of a mindfuck. Especially if its a surprise that is sprung on you thanks to being bubbled by propaganda!

Don't forget too that the guys pushing these poor suckers into the meat grinder are also better armed, trained, and fed. The bastards doing all this have no shame about stacking the odds as much as possible in their favor.

They're probably well aware that if there is a successful revolt by the soldiers that they're all getting fragged.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Putin making GBS threads his pants in a staff meeting, surriptiously checking the conscript handbook and then announcing to the extremely oversize table that the dastardly Prigozhin has somehow slipped poo poo into his briefs would be incredibly on brand for Putin right now.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

HonorableTB posted:

Anyone ever play that old PC game Beachhead

Still do. It's a terrible game, but I still like it.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

shadow puppet of a posted:

Putin watched that episode of DS9 where the wounded vorta got all his jem’hadar killed in a plodding frontal assault and wept at the beauty of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2HY50xw3WU

no joke this is every talk with a Z-moron i have a misfortune of having

Oscar Wilde Bunch
Jun 12, 2012

Grimey Drawer
A lot of it is probably also 'It worked during the great Patriotic war, ergo it'll work here, not get moving those fishbricks aren't going to award themselves' without taking into account than in the intervening 8 decades all your enemies have automatic weapons and other explody things.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




fatherboxx posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2HY50xw3WU

no joke this is every talk with a Z-moron i have a misfortune of having

I've learned from star wars nerds that they intentionally made Dukat very explicitly and obviously evil in that episode because idiots kept liking the brutal war criminal because his actor was too charismatic

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Putin has poo poo the bed in every conceivable way.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:

A lot of it is probably also 'It worked during the great Patriotic war, ergo it'll work here, not get moving those fishbricks aren't going to award themselves' without taking into account than in the intervening 8 decades all your enemies have automatic weapons and other explody things.

These are lessons everyone should have learned in the trenches of WWI, but here we are again.

Hell, the US M2 .50cal was first put to use back then! Little bit of modernization here and here (the guns didn’t even have a loving safety for over 70 years), but it’s still largely the same fun as then.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
https://twitter.com/KyivIndependent/status/1634255685717205008
It's not clear how this differs from Operation Interflex crash course training which France hasn't previously joined. The use of 'marines' makes it sound like something else.

Victis
Mar 26, 2008

They made multiple of those MT-LBs with naval guns welded on

https://v.redd.it/9z40whztsyma1/DASH_1080.mp4?source=fallback.gif

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

hemale in pain posted:

I've learned from star wars nerds that they intentionally made Dukat very explicitly and obviously evil in that episode because idiots kept liking the brutal war criminal because his actor was too charismatic

It didn't help that the stories about the people running Bajor in the storylines were almost universally either about religious zealots or just really, really dull.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Victis posted:

They made multiple of those MT-LBs with naval guns welded on

https://v.redd.it/9z40whztsyma1/DASH_1080.mp4?source=fallback.gif

I'm curious what the depression on those guns are, being naval guns and mounted up so drat high. Can they even shoot things close to them

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Icon Of Sin posted:

These are lessons everyone should have learned in the trenches of WWI, but here we are again.

Hell, the US M2 .50cal was first put to use back then! Little bit of modernization here and here (the guns didn’t even have a loving safety for over 70 years), but it’s still largely the same fun as then.

This is basically a WW1 speedrun.

Trenches and machine guns and especially artillery loving everywhere, chemical attacks(white phosphorous dumped on the mauripol azovsteel plant), that one story not that long ago of people fighting each other with shovels, human wave attacks doing gently caress all, huge supply and morale problems/attrition, a few dumb rich fucks circlejerking as far from the violence as possibly while countless ranks of (mostly) poorly trained and equipped men march to their deaths, a whole of bunch of tanks stuck in mud plus digging up older and shittier equipment out of sheer necessity, maybe even the mobile incinerators substituting as flamethrowers...the only thing missing is a sea of barbed wire though that's probably compensated with all of the drones putting a twist on things.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Karate Bastard posted:

Shits into drawers

heh

It's true, they do that. All over the places they occupy, right next to the places that they sleep. There was a video of a guy showing the aftermath in his appartment. It also happened in the town hall in Kherson. They took great care to poo poo into ALOT of drawers. Others were mined.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
When you need to make a bigger boom and all you got right now is these defunct roombas

https://twitter.com/VictoriaIakove1/status/1634215848742379521

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Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Toxic Mental posted:

Unnamed source but seems to line up with everything we've seen so far. Human Wave attacks basically.

https://twitter.com/JayinKyiv/status/1634108360151691265?s=20

Even if you account for propaganda even if the reality is he maybe killed ~50 in 10 days that is utter insanity. And yes echoing the question how the gently caress are there any officers left alive on the Russian side to give these orders?

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