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The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

A MIRACLE posted:

Bill is loathsome, just an incel loser hanger on

A MIRACLE posted:

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# ? Mar 10, 2023 00:18

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# ? May 30, 2024 00:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

seiferguy posted:

John Redcorn spends the majority of the series laying pipe to Nancy, he does hook up with other women, but in terms of number of women, Bill has him beat.

There's an episode with a subplot that Bill needs to stop loving because he might be hooking up with his cousin.

Absolutely not. Redcorn is sleeping with most of his patients. It's an ethical nightmare!

# ? Mar 10, 2023 00:18

naem: May 29, 2011

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

They have a guy whose two big character traits are

Native American

Fucks

# ? Mar 10, 2023 00:50

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Milo and POTUS posted:

Absolutely not. Redcorn is sleeping with most of his patients. It's an ethical nightmare!

He is a licensed new age healer

He even tells Hank that he would never heal his wife the way he heals the wives of others

# ? Mar 10, 2023 00:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Johoooon Redcorn

# ? Mar 10, 2023 01:10

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

thank you Wikipedia editors, for your important character facts

Pretty sure Boomhauer's house is always across the alley from Hank.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 01:36

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

In my mind Hank has Dale and Kahn on either side of him and Bill is directly across the street with Boomhowser right next to Bill.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 01:39

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

Season 4, Episode 20 (lol) - Meet the Propaniacs: i was half listening/half watching this episode the other day and thought "gently caress, this just sounds like Bob's Burgers"

lo and behold, it was written by Kit Boss, also a Bob's Burgers producer

# ? Mar 10, 2023 01:49

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Always thought boomhauers place was on the other side of khan�s house.

Pops and then Luanne is the one next to bill

# ? Mar 10, 2023 03:42

Testikles: Feb 22, 2009

For the record, John did gently caress around on Nancy too. He even scored a goal.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 03:57

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Testikles posted:

For the record, John did gently caress around on Nancy too. He even scored a goal.

No scorin John red corin did no such thing

# ? Mar 10, 2023 03:59

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Lol, never strikes out in softball

Terrible at kickball

BIIIIIIG BAAAAD JOHNNNNNNNNN

# ? Mar 10, 2023 04:11

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

namlosh posted:

Lol, never strikes out in softball

Terrible at kickball

BIIIIIIG BAAAAD JOHNNNNNNNNN

He thought they said no bouncies!

# ? Mar 10, 2023 04:18

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Joseph, terrible with ladies, great with athletics unlike his dad, johoooon redcorn
Bobby, terrible with atlhetics, great with ladies unliek his dad, bill dautrive

# ? Mar 10, 2023 04:19

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

"Dang it Dale you are his real dad. When Joseph was born who changed his diapers?"

"I did."

"Who took him to his first day of kindergarten."

"I did."

"Who taught him how to tie his shoes?"

"John Redcorn."

"Uh... okay. Who taught him to ride a bike?"

"John Redcorn. He taught Joseph and Joseph taught me."

# ? Mar 10, 2023 04:24

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

The Saucer Hovers posted:

im still to this day proud of him for landing no country for old men like literally proud of a stranger

felt the same way. God drat I love that man.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 03:13

Activia: Apr 13, 2022; Status: caterpillar
Goal: some kind of neat moth

Hank what is it? Were you having another sex nightmare?

# ? Mar 11, 2023 05:42

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

"Dang it Dale you are his real dad. When Joseph was born who changed his diapers?"

"I did."

"Who took him to his first day of kindergarten."

"I did."

"Who taught him how to tie his shoes?"

"John Redcorn."

"Uh... okay. Who taught him to ride a bike?"

"John Redcorn. He taught Joseph and Joseph taught me."

John Redcorn gives Joseph a ceremonial knife. "This knife was given to me by my father, and it was passed down from his father, and his father, and now, I pass it to you."

Joseph's reply, "A used knife, thanks."

# ? Mar 11, 2023 06:40

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Stephen Root has been cast as Fred Flintstone in the upcoming Flintstones show, Bedrock.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 06:50

drunk mutt: Jul 5, 2011; I just think they're neat

I'm questioning people in this thread hating on the show Barry.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 07:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cowslips Warren posted:

John Redcorn gives Joseph a ceremonial knife. "This knife was given to me by my father, and it was passed down from his father, and his father, and now, I pass it to you."

Joseph's reply, "A used knife, thanks."

It's so funny because it's devastating

# ? Mar 11, 2023 07:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

drunk mutt posted:

I'm questioning people in this thread hating on the show Barry.

Barry is a good show, there you happy

# ? Mar 11, 2023 07:53

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

Detective No. 27 posted:

Stephen Root has been cast as Fred Flintstone in the upcoming Flintstones show, Bedrock.

He does a villain voice for the first season of Vox Machina and if it wasnt for his little Bill-mannerisms that bleed through every voice he does, I never wouldve known

# ? Mar 11, 2023 10:43

DickParasite: Dec 2, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Stephen Root played a tragic vampire in True Blood and his performance was the high watermark of the show.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 11:49

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

seiferguy posted:

John Redcorn spends the majority of the series laying pipe to Nancy, he does hook up with other women, but in terms of number of women, Bill has him beat.

There's an episode with a subplot that Bill needs to stop loving because he might be hooking up with his cousin.

People seem to remember it this way but Nancy's Boys, the episode where she and John Redcorn break up, is in season 4.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 11:58

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

DickParasite posted:

Stephen Root played a tragic vampire in True Blood and his performance was the high watermark of the show.

I can't believe I forgot he was in that, and I saw him in what little I watched of that show.

Alan Ball going from SFU to that will always be the biggest thematic whiplash.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 13:02

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Cowslips Warren posted:

John Redcorn gives Joseph a ceremonial knife. "This knife was given to me by my father, and it was passed down from his father, and his father, and now, I pass it to you."

Joseph's reply, "A used knife, thanks."

That John Redcorn wants to be a dad to Joseph so so bad and keeps getting cucked by Dale at every turn is so funny and karmically perfect.

If only there were more conspiracies and cryptoids in Native American history, he could get Joseph interested in it then.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 13:34

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004

DickParasite posted:

Stephen Root played a tragic vampire in True Blood and his performance was the high watermark of the show.

When my brother and I watched No Country for Old Men the first time, we were surprised to see that the guy in the office who hires Woody Harrelson's character was none other than (the voice of) Bill Dauterive himself.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 15:21

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Fishstick posted:

"Choir"?

Excuse me, those are the Harmonaholics

Everyone: the Harmonaholics!
Peggy: the Harmony Alcoholics!

# ? Mar 11, 2023 16:07

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

DickParasite posted:

Stephen Root played a tragic vampire in True Blood and his performance was the high watermark of the show.

The first bad word I've heard about him

# ? Mar 11, 2023 16:44

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

My favorite Stephen Root character and performance will always be Jimmy James

# ? Mar 11, 2023 17:08

A MIRACLE: Sep 17, 2007; All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

He also does buck Strickland right

I know koth is supposed to be grounded but buck strickland feels a little too real sometimes lol

# ? Mar 11, 2023 17:29

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

My favorite Stephen Root character and performance will always be Jimmy James

This monologue alone should have won an emmy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhrnMbhMgmw&t=1s

# ? Mar 11, 2023 18:07

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

A MIRACLE posted:

He also does buck Strickland right

I know koth is supposed to be grounded but buck strickland feels a little too real sometimes lol

I like to eat. I like to hump. I dont like to drive.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 21:01

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

MISS LIZ

TWO HOT TODDIES

# ? Mar 11, 2023 21:27

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Nooner posted:

I like to eat. I like to hump. I dont like to drive.

A wife to mother me, a beautiful girlfriend to screw, I was living like a frenchman

# ? Mar 12, 2023 00:18

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

It's funny that I can remember the exact inflection on a lot of these lines, and I haven't watched it excessively

# ? Mar 12, 2023 00:31

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

Man I know Fox hated continuity but it would have ruled if they did more with Junichiro. Hank gives Junichiro pamphlets and tips about conceiving despite his narrow doohicky and in return Junichiro gets Bobby into Gundam. Hank is confused as to how Junichiro could betray him like this.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 08:44

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

It's nice that King of the Hill finally settled the nature vs nurture debate with Joseph. Should have gotten a Nobel prize.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 15:43

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# ? May 30, 2024 00:53

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

External Organs posted:

It's nice that King of the Hill finally settled the nature vs nurture debate with Joseph. Should have gotten a Nobel prize.

Not sure what you're talking about. Pretty obvious aliens mixed John Redcorn's and Dale Gribble's genetic material and then used it to impregnate Nancy in an abduction to create the federal government's greatest possible enemy.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 15:50

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