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Shodai?
	Shodai
	SHODAI

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

guess i need to get my picks in. another basho where i don't have a great feel going in:

Y/O:
Takakeisho

S/K:
Wakatakakage
Wakamotoharu
Kiribayama

M1-5:
Abi
Tamawashi
Onosho

M6-10:
Takayasu
Ura
Hokotofuji

M11+:
Hokuseiho
Kinbozan
Daishoho

# ? Mar 11, 2023 13:32

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:22

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

Congrats kenning!!

# ? Mar 11, 2023 14:04

Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

Y/O:
Takakeisho

S/K:
Hoshoryu
Kiribayama
Wakatakakage

M1-5:
Ryudeb
Nishigiki
Abi

M6-10:
Endo
Ura
Ichiyamamoto

M11:
Oho
Kinbozan
Kotoeko

# ? Mar 11, 2023 15:53

Helianthus Annuus: Feb 21, 2006; can i touch your hand; Grimey Drawer

(stoically) Let us prepare... to rumble.

Y/O:
Takakeisho

S/K:
Kiribayama
Wakatakakage
Hoshoryu

M1-5:
Tamawashi
Abi
Shodai

M6-10:
Hokutofuji
Takayasu
Ura

M11+:
Hokuseiho
Takanosho
Kagayaki

# ? Mar 11, 2023 16:05

scripterror: Sep 6, 2011; Nap Ghost

Y/O:
Takakeisho
Terunofuji

S/K:
Hoshoryu
Wakatakakage
Tobizaru

M1-5:
Tamawashi
Abi
Onosho

M6-10:
Aoiyama
Hokutofuji
Takayasu

M11+:
Takanosho
Hokuseiho
Oho

# ? Mar 11, 2023 17:32

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

Y/O:
Takakeisho

S/K:
Wakatakakage
Hoshoryu
Kotonowaka

M1-5:
Abi
Mitakeumi
Tamawashi

M6-10:
Takayasu
Nishikifuji
Ichiyamamoto

M11+:
Kinbozan
Hokuseiho
Takanosho

# ? Mar 11, 2023 19:49

Nativity In Black: Oct 24, 2012; If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

Natto started a third channel to attempt to share videos: https://www.youtube.com/@nattosumo3

Not sure if the plan is to still do them unlisted or if they're just hoping to not get DMCA'd again

# ? Mar 11, 2023 20:02

Eldoop: Jul 29, 2012; Cheeky? Us?
Why, I never!

Y/O:
Takakeisho

S/K:
Hoshoryu
Wakatakakage
Tobizaru

M1-5:
Midorifuji
Abi
Tamawashi

M6-10:
Takayasu
Hokutofuji
Aoiyama

M11+:
Azumaryu
Hokuseiho
Bushozan

# ? Mar 11, 2023 20:48

Flinger: Oct 16, 2012

Congrats kenning!

Y/O:
Takakeisho

S/K:
Wakatakakage
Kiribayama
Daieisho

M1-5:
Abi
Nishikigi
Meisei

M6-10:
Ichiyamamoto
Aoiyama
Nishikifuji

M11+:
Azumaryu
Daishoho
Kinbozan

# ? Mar 11, 2023 21:27

NuclearPotato: Oct 27, 2011

Y/O:
Takakeisho
lol
lmao

S/K:
Kiribayama
Wakamotoharu
Tobizaru

M1-5:
Abi
Tamawashi
SHODAI

M6-10:
Takayasu
Endo
Ura

M11+:
Hokuseiho
Azumaryu
Tsurugisho

Pretty late on my picks this time; I admit that the NHK utterly dismantling sumo YouTube kinda put a huge damper on my enthusiasm. But basho time has a way of invigorating one. Regarding my pick strategies, I left my usual Wakatakakage pick out since I figured being a late comer, I'd probably be too late to jump onboard. Perhaps Tobizaru isn't the wisest of replacements in my list, but gently caress it, I'm ride or die with the Flying Monkey. M1-5...I am not a Shodai believer, but I wanna see what he can do now that the weight of Ozeki is off his shoulders. M6-10 I'm betting on Takayasu to be genki enough after pulling out to rack up a solid score at this rank. M11 and below I basically don't trust anybody, so gently caress it, let's root for the newcomer and hope he can giant his way past the rank and file.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 01:21

Boogalo: Jul 8, 2012; Meep Meep

Posting for a friend again

Sumotori: PJ

Y/O:
Takakeisho

S/K:
Daieisho
Kiribayama
Hoshoryu

M1-5:
Shodai
Midorifuji
Tamawashi

M6-10:
Hiradoumi
Hokutofuji
Aoiyama

M11+:
Chiyoshoma
Oho
Kinbozan

# ? Mar 12, 2023 05:45

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Thanks for the well wishes everyone! It'll be a big fun wedding on my mom's property in the CA Central Valley, near the Sierra foothills. We've been planning it for a while, and it's finally feeling like it'll happen. I'm not sure if I'll watch the day's sumo on my wedding day, but you better believe I'll be watching it on my honeymoon.

I'll be closing the draft at 10 pm Pacific time, which should give me time to actually put in my picks. Please share whatever thing you're using to watch the basho, whether it's Natto or Kinta or whatever, and I'll add it to the OP.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 06:37

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Here are my picks:

Y/O:
Takakeisho

S/K:
Kotonowaka
Hoshoryu
Kiribayama

M1-5:
Tamawashi
Kotoshosho
Abi

M6-10:
Ichiyamamoto
Nishikifuji
Hiradoumi

M11+:
Hokuseiho
Kinbozan
Oho

# ? Mar 12, 2023 06:49

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Y/O:
Takakeisho

S/K:
Daieisho
Kiribayama
Hoshoryu

M1-5:
Shodai
Midorifuji
Tamawashi

M6-10:
Hiradoumi
Hokutofuji
Aoiyama

M11+:
Chiyoshoma
Oho
Kinbozan

# ? Mar 12, 2023 07:36

my cat is norris: Mar 11, 2010; #onecallcat

hello to goons i met in the midnightsumo chat tonight, this was my first time watching sumo and it was very good

# ? Mar 12, 2023 07:37

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

Day 1 Juryo: probably the only sport where i can observe that a competitor (Tochinoshin) has an unhealthy looking butt lol

edit: ouch, bundled out effortlessly by an Ichinojo who had back surgery last month and went into the basho with very little training prep. not looking good for our boy :smith:

Apraxin fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Mar 12, 2023

# ? Mar 12, 2023 07:42

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

my cat is norris posted:

hello to goons i met in the midnightsumo chat tonight, this was my first time watching sumo and it was very good

I'll offer you a special dispensation if you want to submit a fantasy draft tonight! Alternately, you can be kyujo day 1 and join tomorrow. Welcome to the thread!

# ? Mar 12, 2023 07:46

Bentai: Jul 8, 2004; NERF THIS!

my cat is norris posted:

hello to goons i met in the midnightsumo chat tonight, this was my first time watching sumo and it was very good

ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
(see y'all next month for The Trivia)~

# ? Mar 12, 2023 09:02

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Shodai

# ? Mar 12, 2023 09:45

Archenteron: Nov 3, 2006

Lid posted:

Shodai

Shodai.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 10:00

NuclearPotato: Oct 27, 2011

Chaos reigns :unsmigghh:

# ? Mar 12, 2023 10:01

GoatSeeGuy: Dec 26, 2003; What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?

Lid posted:

Shodai

# ? Mar 12, 2023 10:14

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Lid posted:

Shodai

Shodai

# ? Mar 12, 2023 10:54

Dead Goon: Dec 13, 2002; No Obvious Flaws

Elissimpark posted:

Shodai

Shodai

# ? Mar 12, 2023 11:21

Beeswax: Dec 29, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Huge pop from the crowd for the Shodai.

edit: Tamawashi vs WTK ruled, so did Ura vs Ichiyamamoto. Man, good crowd throughout. Great to hear some atmosphere back in the arena.

Beeswax fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Mar 12, 2023

# ? Mar 12, 2023 13:25

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFE_2i22tyY

kinta's on youtube again. archive is wiped but i was automatically subscribed so i guess it's the same channel?

natto's new channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMvRanPcd1Y

# ? Mar 12, 2023 13:25

my cat is norris: Mar 11, 2010; #onecallcat

Kenning posted:

I'll offer you a special dispensation if you want to submit a fantasy draft tonight! Alternately, you can be kyujo day 1 and join tomorrow. Welcome to the thread!

I'll try tonight! But more likely tomorrow night.

I posted that like right before I went to bed. Watching the VOD but without chat I have no idea who anybody is.

Bentai posted:

ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
(see y'all next month for The Trivia)~

Hi!!!

# ? Mar 12, 2023 14:35

Netsky: Jun 24, 2004; I AM THE STREET

Oh poo poo I forgot to post my picks

Y/O:
Takakeisho

S/K:
Wakatakakage
Kiribayama
Wakomotoharu

M1-5:
Tamawashi
Kotoshoho
Abi

M6-10:
Takayasu
Nishikifuji
Sadanoumi

M11+:
Kinbozan
Takanosho
Daishoho

# ? Mar 12, 2023 14:39

Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

Day 1: my team looks pretty bad on day one but CHAOS BASHO is in effect. onosho and hokuseiho are the stone upon which my brand of sumo is built. Well, depending on how assignment goes.

Samuel L. Hacksaw fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Mar 12, 2023

# ? Mar 12, 2023 15:47

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

poo poo forgot to post my picks. Hope this doesn't make me go kadoban

Y/O:
Takakeisho
Terunofuji

S/K:
Hoshoryu
Wakatakakage
Tobizaru

M1-5:
Nishikigi
Kotoshoho
Mitakeumi

M6-10:
Ura
Endo
Hokutofuji

M11+:
Hokuseiho
Takarafuji
Kotoeko

# ? Mar 12, 2023 16:22

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

URA

# ? Mar 12, 2023 16:48

Log082: Nov 8, 2008

Dead Goon posted:

Shodai

Shodai

# ? Mar 12, 2023 17:58

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

Ura!

SHODAI!

TOBIZARU!

# ? Mar 12, 2023 18:01

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

i hope y'all are ready for me to root for hokuseiho the way everybody roots for tochinoshin

i will only get worse if ochiai gets up to the top division too

# ? Mar 12, 2023 18:05

Communist Thoughts: Jan 7, 2008; Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!

drat forgot to post my picks here they are!

SK
Kiribiyama
Kotonowaka
Daeisho

M1
Tamawashi
Mitakeumi
Shodai

M6
Takayasu
Ichiyamamoto
Myogiryu

M11
Hokuseiho
Kagayaki
Kotoeko

# ? Mar 12, 2023 18:35

Eldoop: Jul 29, 2012; Cheeky? Us?
Why, I never!

# ? Mar 12, 2023 22:14

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

rare Magic card l00k posted:

i hope y'all are ready for me to root for hokuseiho the way everybody roots for tochinoshin

i will only get worse if ochiai gets up to the top division too

Ochiai rules

# ? Mar 12, 2023 22:17

net work error: Feb 26, 2011

Dimebags Brain posted:

Ura!

SHODAI!

TOBIZARU!

That's my analysis as well

# ? Mar 12, 2023 23:30

Liquid Communism: Mar 9, 2004; коммунизм хранится в яичках

Log082 posted:

Shodai

Nice to hear crowds again, and fat stacks of kenshokin are back in the later matches.

# ? Mar 13, 2023 02:43

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:22

Shiroc: May 16, 2009; Sorry I'm late

Takakeisho already lost his yokozuna promotion shot in my eyes :colbert:

# ? Mar 13, 2023 05:18

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