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sebzilla posted:I believe he pretended to be a Newcastle fan Gordon Brown supporting Raith Rovers is more believable, because nobody would make up being a Raith fan
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happyhippy posted:Brown pretended to like the Arctic Monkeys too lol That was so weird. Didn't he say he liked to sing along to them in the shower? I just can't see him bopping to I Bet You Look Good On the Dance Floor Like, who the gently caress changes their vote because someone likes the same music? Of course Gordon Brown doesn't listen to commentary pop music, he's been a politics nerd since he was a teen and was already in his mid-50s by the time he was PM
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I'll never be PM. I can't tell the difference between Ant & Dec, I don't pretend to buy pasties from non-existent pasty stands on train stations, and I seriously couldn't give an utter monkey's about who wins a stupid ball game. (Don't tell me y'all have forgotten #pastygate?) Yum yum, you can tell from my face I love pasties: 
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Blair pretended to like D:Ream, and it put a curse on them Remember their keyboard player? He looks like this now:  He aged better than Blair though
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I'll never be PM. Ant always stands on the left, and Dec is always drink driving
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People getting upset about tax on sausage rolls seems like an incredibly simpler, far off , gentle time
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fuctifino posted:Blair pretended to like D:Ream, and it put a curse on them Strange AI mashup of Pierce Brosnan and Brian Cox, but okay.
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kingturnip posted:Strange AI mashup of Pierce Brosnan and Brian Cox, but okay. That's Brian Cox
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Failed Imagineer posted:That's Brian Cox Yep the Brian Cox without the dodgy hair. Compare and contrast Brian Cox:  Meanwhile: Fk me even the BoD have spoken out about the govt small boats policy. https://twitter.com/kelehan_kevin3/status/1634573100896378881?s=20
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https://twitter.com/TalkTV/status/1634656232853192705 This.... is.... not........satire......
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Failed Imagineer posted:Ant always stands on the left, and Dec is always drink driving No, Ant stands on the left *and* is always drink driving It is ironic because Ant is the bigger one, but ants are actually very small.
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Ant is the one that hit every branch of the forehead tree on the way down
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Need to get off twitter now, my heart is about to burst through my chest rather in the manner of the alien bursting out of John Hurt's chest reading fash tweets.
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I’m just warning you all now, I’ll suffer no more Major Hogan slander on this page.
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I did not sign in to get this tweet. https://twitter.com/TerryMac999/status/1634157973982388227?s=20 What is the reason why defendants are not allowed to give their motivation? Surely to prosecute someone you have to have motive? (Or have been watching too many cop shows on tv?)
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fuctifino posted:Blair pretended to like D:Ream, and it put a curse on them lol
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happyhippy posted:Brown pretended to like the Arctic Monkeys too lol doesn't everyone who listens to them
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HopperUK posted:No, Ant stands on the left *and* is always drink driving Which one's PJ and which one's Duncan though?
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Why does Ant, the largest Ant and Dec, not simply eat the other Ant and Dec?
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the "my struggles" book circuit tour
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Barry Foster posted:Why does Ant, the largest Ant and Dec, not simply eat the other Ant and Dec? Because he's too stoned on opiates.
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I don't watch TV so for a long time I thought ant middleton was the ant from ant and dec and he'd gone to the gym a lot since he had the drink driving thing and was now selling lifestyle advice.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Need to get off twitter now, my heart is about to burst through my chest rather in the manner of the alien bursting out of John Hurt's chest reading fash tweets. Oh, so now you're against illegal immigrants? Perhaps it is you who is the real fascist.  #StopTheFacehuggers
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I don't know how there are people on twitter who can go about posting stuff normally and not be sucked into the loving echochamber shouting matches that surround every single post. Like, for me it's like sending information out via a messenger, when that messenger just has to run through an endless stream of loud, obnoxious and lovely opinions. It leaves me ragged and tired just going through one thread to see how poo poo people are let alone multiples. Doesnt matter anyway, Rupert Murdoch will buy it off Elon's hands and run it into the ground for us Kind of similar to how Facebook started off as something useful for uni students and now is the biggest turd on the internet.
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Man of the people , and diehard foot-soccer fan , John Redwood gives us his expert take on last nights action https://twitter.com/johnredwood/status/1634687309940420608?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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penalty calls ? i think he watched some american football instead?
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Diet Crack posted:I don't know how there are people on twitter who can go about posting stuff normally and not be sucked into the loving echochamber shouting matches that surround every single post. Like, for me it's like sending information out via a messenger, when that messenger just has to run through an endless stream of loud, obnoxious and lovely opinions. It leaves me ragged and tired just going through one thread to see how poo poo people are let alone multiples. Having read the SA Musk thread, I don't think this will happen. Musk has gone all in on Twitter. Either due to a combination of wanting to prove that HE will be the one to turn it around (spoiler warning: He won't.) Or, as is my personal theory, since the court ruling that he had to buy the platform even after making a stoned tweet, he wants to kill it out of spite.
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Ah yes. Renowned mime artiste Adolf Hitler https://twitter.com/tonymc39/status/1634653533407510536?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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I don't know why or how but my brain was trying to process this as some sort of Joy Division/Ian Curtis joke
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Diet Crack posted:I don't know how there are people on twitter who can go about posting stuff normally and not be sucked into the loving echochamber shouting matches that surround every single post. Like, for me it's like sending information out via a messenger, when that messenger just has to run through an endless stream of loud, obnoxious and lovely opinions. It leaves me ragged and tired just going through one thread to see how poo poo people are let alone multiples. That's why I deleted it about three years ago. You go on just wanting to talk about poo poo Kiwi all-rounders and crap 1990s Wales footballers and just end up getting banned for calling a neo-Nazi a oval office.
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On a similar bent, according to the opening monologue here the reason the ‘30s comparison is so outrageous is… the Tories are being far too soft on migrants compared to the Nazis…? https://twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/1634679895916773376?s=20 (It’s remarkable too how similar this is to Sensible Liberal David Baddiel’s assertion that this is completely different because one is about an internal population vs external, and missing the point entirely) On a side note: I’ve refused to engage with anything GB News related before, but got sucked in yesterday , and I must say I was taken about by just how outwardly fascist a lot of the content is. It’s genuinely shocking that this is on British TV every day, conducted by people that have been mainstays in popular culture for decades. Answers Me fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Mar 12, 2023 |
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my only exposure to twitter is either this forum via twitter embeds, often with points the poster wants to make but doesn’t want to post themselves like it’s an appeal to authority thing, or on the bbc news, possibly repeating what some idiot MP mentioned in a speech at parliament never have i met a human irl with a twitter account
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No you see these people actually are "external" to the natural and eternal unit of social organization, the nation. And therefore it's OK to treat them like dogshit. Also the nazis only ever did anything bad to german jews because you see once they invaded places they became germany.
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Jel Shaker posted:penalty calls ? i think he watched some american football instead? "There's a flag on the play" "IT BE'AH BE THE FACKIN YOONYUN JACK YOU KAHNTS"
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Answers Me posted:On a similar bent, according to the opening monologue here the reason the ‘30s comparison is so outrageous is… the Tories are being far too soft on migrants compared to the Nazis…? if you get your feelings hurt by being called a scab don't be a loving scab
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Mega Comrade posted:Contrary to So far the best solution has been to create a completely secure communication device for the people that the gov wants to follow.
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