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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1634869983468453891

He's paying it for himself, but still....

e: 43 - not the meaning of life, but close enough

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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Jedit posted:

Oh, so now you're against illegal immigrants? Perhaps it is you who is the real fascist. :smuggo:

#StopTheFacehuggers

Huh (as in 'huff' not 'que?'). I'm going to stop eating crisps now thanks to your comment :colbert:

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/boardofdeputies/status/1634869565833326594?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

Someone forgot to log into their Alt lol

smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Mar 12, 2023

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

^^^ lol

https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1634869605389807617

It's like a reboot of The Day Today

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!



Just embarrassingly pathetic.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010


Don't make me feel bad about my holiday home in the West Bank.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Bridgen has gone full Icke

https://twitter.com/abridgen/status/1634861570957225984?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The world is run by twelve foot tall potato people!

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Who is this person?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
An MP who lost his home in a fight about his nepo appointment to a potato business.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Iromg/status/1634679942959988738

A lot of the right wing personalities on twitter are really melting down at the moment
It's quite entertaining

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Mar 12, 2023

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

That photo of the set looks like it was taken from a dream.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Unsurprisingly Sunak is going to rush in with a lavish aid package for the uninsured bank full of techbro millionaire’s money

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/Iromg/status/1634679942959988738

A lot of the right wing personalities on twitter are really melting down at the moment
It's quite entertaining

That's almost certainly a libellous statement, too in case known knobhead James O'Brien fancies sueing someone.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Whoopee doo, UC sanctions to tighten.

I'm more and more convinced that we will see the return of Workhouses in the next 10 years.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/universal-credit-sanctions-hunt-budget-b2298836.html

Universal credit sanctions regime to be tightened in Jeremy Hunt’s ‘back-to-work’ Budget
Union criticises ‘worrying’ move, as jobcentre staff to be trained ‘to ensure they are applying sanctions effectively’

etc

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
New MOTD team looking strong

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I did not sign in to get this tweet.

https://twitter.com/TerryMac999/status/1634157973982388227?s=20

What is the reason why defendants are not allowed to give their motivation?

Surely to prosecute someone you have to have motive? (Or have been watching too many cop shows on tv?)

I come in at the other end of the process, but I do need to know what might happen in court. Surely we've got at least one bored barrister lurking who can correct me if I bollock this up?

The judge is under a general duty to ensure a fair trial by only permitting evidence which is relevant to the alleged offences, and to exclude what is irrelevant. This works both ways; it prevents freeman-on-the-land defendants from talking bollocks about the Magna Carta as a defence to why their vehicle is untaxed and falling to bits, and it also prevents prosecutors unfairly attacking defendants' character ("he once listened to a Stormzy song, you know who else listens to Stormzy songs, clearly this means he's a drug dealer").

In legal jargon we talk about something called the "points to prove": each offence is broken down into a series of individual points, if each one of them is true then the offence has been "made out" or "completed", and if any one of them is not true then the offence cannot be committed. Let's take criminal damage as the example:

quote:

A person who:

without lawful excuse
destroys or damages any property
belonging to another
intending to destroy or damage any such property, or, being reckless as to whether any such property would be destroyed or damaged

shall be guilty of an offence.

You can defend yourself in one of two main ways: you can either dispute identity ("It wasn't me, I didn't do it, you've got the wrong person") or you can dispute any of the individual points of the offence ("I wrote on the statue with chalk which was trivially easy to clean off and therefore it was not damaged"). It is then the Crown's job to disprove those claims.

This is why the Colston Four talked at length about their motive and were permitted to do so; they were claiming they had a lawful excuse to do what they did and it was necessary to explore that in detail. The route to verdict is well worth reading here (it's a document which judges now routinely produce for juries, a series of "If you believe X is true, acquit the defendant; if not, go to the next point" statements based around the facts of the case) to understand how these things go in the real world.

I believe the current protestors are these people, who have been charged with causing a public nuisance. The definition of that offence* is as follows:

quote:

A person commits an offence if—

(a)the person—

(i)does an act, or
(ii)omits to do an act that they are required to do by any enactment or rule of law,

(b)the person’s act or omission—

(i)creates a risk of, or causes, serious harm to the public or a section of the public, or
(ii)obstructs the public or a section of the public in the exercise or enjoyment of a right that may be exercised or enjoyed by the public at large, and

(c)the person intends that their act or omission will have a consequence mentioned in paragraph (b) or is reckless as to whether it will have such a consequence.

(There are then further sections of the law which define things like "serious harm" for the purposes of the offence and are irrelevant for the moment.)

In contrast to criminal damage, a defendant cannot by definition have a lawful excuse to be a public nuisance. Their intent is only relevant to the offence insofar as what they intended the consequences of their actions to be. Their wider motive cannot provide any defence. As a matter of law, the judge is correct to exclude any evidence as to why they did it because it's irrelevant. They are effectively in the same position as the Freeman who is trying to defend himself with his declaration of lawful rebellion. The judge is also correct to take strong steps to prevent them trying, otherwise the jury is at risk of factoring irrelevant evidence into their decision. I cannot stress enough how important this is to the rights of the defendant when it is the prosecution who want to introduce irrelevant evidence.

The judge is also correct to say that while it is evidentially irrelevant, their motive will be highly relevant if they are convicted, when he's considering what sentence to hand down, and they should talk about it in mitigation instead. That reads to me as nothing so much as the closest a judge will ever get to saying "I sympathise and if convicted you are going to get as little as I can get away with giving you, please stop pissing about and play the game". Instead, they're choosing instead to mug the court off. They know the inevitable consequences of mugging a Crown Court off. (So does Stephen Yaxley-Lennon.) It may yet turn out to be a good tactical decision and I hope for their sake that it is. It seems to have achieved their immediate objective of hanging the original jury.

*They have in fact been charged with the old common law offence because they did it in 2021; the new statutory offence which I'm referring to only came in in 2022, but the language of the new offence is a lot less antiquated and in this instance it seems to come to the same thing.

Trin Tragula fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Mar 12, 2023

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
lol bloody brighton full of wally woofters who eat veggie burgers am i right?????????????

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Answers Me posted:

https://twitter.com/ClarkeMicah/status/1557285572938547201?s=20

I can’t help but be amused by the hills that Hitchens chooses to die on. He loathes daylight savings, and the concept of New Year too, for examples



For reference to any non-Brits ITT, these are the gender-neutral barely recognisable as human monstrosities that replaced the Enid Blyton clip art originals.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Looked at the sign and am transhuman now.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Clyde Radcliffe posted:



For reference to any non-Brits ITT, these are the gender-neutral barely recognisable as human monstrosities that replaced the Enid Blyton clip art originals.

I see a man in a dress and a wig kidnapping a little child. The triangle is a LGBT symbol.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Labour will work alongside business to invest in David Icke's flying free energy motors.

https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1634856167003541512

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Triangle signs means "warning", red and white circle signs mean "prohibited". Clearly, Hitchens wants to ban 1960s-style children and does not want the public to know about the threat of stick figures. Who is he working for and what are they trying to hide?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Trin Tragula posted:

I come in at the other end of the process, but I do need to know what might happen in court. Surely we've got at least one bored barrister lurking who can correct me if I bollock this up?

The judge is under a general duty to ensure a fair trial by only permitting evidence which is relevant to the alleged offences, and to exclude what is irrelevant. This works both ways; it prevents freeman-on-the-land defendants from talking bollocks about the Magna Carta as a defence to why their vehicle is untaxed and falling to bits, and it also prevents prosecutors unfairly attacking defendants' character ("he once listened to a Stormzy song, you know who else listens to Stormzy songs, clearly this means he's a drug dealer").

In legal jargon we talk about something called the "points to prove": each offence is broken down into a series of individual points, if each one of them is true then the offence has been "made out" or "completed", and if any one of them is not true then the offence cannot be committed. Let's take criminal damage as the example:

You can defend yourself in one of two main ways: you can either dispute identity ("It wasn't me, I didn't do it, you've got the wrong person") or you can dispute any of the individual points of the offence ("I wrote on the statue with chalk which was trivially easy to clean off and therefore it was not damaged"). It is then the Crown's job to disprove those claims.

This is why the Colston Four talked at length about their motive and were permitted to do so; they were claiming they had a lawful excuse to do what they did and it was necessary to explore that in detail. The route to verdict is well worth reading here (it's a document which judges now routinely produce for juries, a series of "If you believe X is true, acquit the defendant; if not, go to the next point" statements based around the facts of the case) to understand how these things go in the real world.

I believe the current protestors are these people, who have been charged with causing a public nuisance. The definition of that offence* is as follows:

In contrast to criminal damage, a defendant cannot by definition have a lawful excuse to be a public nuisance. Their intent is only relevant to the offence insofar as what they intended the consequences of their actions to be. Their wider motive cannot provide any defence. As a matter of law, the judge is correct to exclude any evidence as to why they did it because it's irrelevant. They are effectively in the same position as the Freeman who is trying to defend himself with his declaration of lawful rebellion. The judge is also correct to take strong steps to prevent them trying, otherwise the jury is at risk of factoring irrelevant evidence into their decision. I cannot stress enough how important this is to the rights of the defendant when it is the prosecution who want to introduce irrelevant evidence.

The judge is also correct to say that while it is evidentially irrelevant, their motive will be highly relevant if they are convicted, when he's considering what sentence to hand down, and they should talk about it in mitigation instead. That reads to me as nothing so much as the closest a judge will ever get to saying "I sympathise and if convicted you are going to get as little as I can get away with giving you, please stop pissing about and play the game". Instead, they're choosing instead to mug the court off. They know the inevitable consequences of mugging a Crown Court off. (So does Stephen Yaxley-Lennon.) It may yet turn out to be a good tactical decision and I hope for their sake that it is. It seems to have achieved their immediate objective of hanging the original jury.

*They have in fact been charged with the old common law offence because they did it in 2021; the new statutory offence which I'm referring to only came in in 2022, but the language of the new offence is a lot less antiquated and in this instance it seems to come to the same thing.

Thanks for this, very informative.

I did jury service nearly 40 years ago & got to be Madam Foreman for one of the two trials I served. Now you mention it, I have some vague recollection of the judge saying something like you have to find them guilty of all of a particular offence (they were charged with a long list of offences) and if you don't find them guilty of part of the offence as listed then they are not guilty of the whole of that particular offence.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I was summoned one time, had to keep the week free (got to work a steady shift at my poo poo job for once) and then only got called in one day, and the guy pleaded guilty before we went into the courtroom. So basically I just got up early, went to Aylesbury for the day, read a book in the waiting room and then got a lift back to Milton Keynes with a really friendly chap with great music taste. Much better than working.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

fuctifino posted:

A lot of the right wing personalities on twitter are really melting down at the moment
It's quite entertaining
yeah, they're really burning the midnight oil at the Hot Take factory over this

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I dunno guys, I think Sarah Vine might know a thing or two about Nazis :v:

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Trin Tragula posted:

I come in at the other end of the process, but I do need to know what might happen in court. Surely we've got at least one bored barrister lurking who can correct me if I bollock this up?



This is a fairly good summary. Obviously without having been present, I don't know if the judge made his ruling at the start of the trial (which would make it a straight ticket to Appeals Town) or after the Defendant made his 800th comment about climate change.

At a guess (and that's all this is) if the defendents are a part of XR, they are probably bellends. Well meaning bellends, but likely to be bellends who talk about climate change all the time.

I could well see them as answering the question "What did you do that morning?" with "Well I woke up and decided that I would atop climate change. So I walked down the street, so as not to further contribute to green House gas emissions. "

Like I think the ruling could potentially open the door on it being abused. But at a guess, this case might just be a well-meaning idiot getting hosed for what they did.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


This gary linekar drama gets funnier and funnier, all the right wing pundits and the government rushing through a field of rakes to try and explain why linekar is bad.

JoylessJester
Sep 13, 2012

crispix posted:

lol bloody brighton full of wally woofters who eat veggie burgers am i right?????????????

I saw z-list comedian Stephen Grant last year who's whole act appeared to be 'I'm from Brighton, but I'm not gay, isn't that wild?... here's all the funny homophobia i've heard, because of this misunderstanding'.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

really crazy how adolf hitler just appeared in the reichstag one day and nobody could throw him out.

Also the usual confusion between concentration camps (like the ones we invented in the Boer war, or Soviet gulags - you got chucked into one without any due process and they didn't really care if you died in there but statistically you're probably getting out eventually - this is the 1933 ones and the first people in there are actually the communists/socialists by and large because the Nazis are consolidating power) and extermination camps (they very much do care that you die in there as soon as is expedient, these are the 1942 ones).

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

kingturnip posted:

That's almost certainly a libellous statement, too in case known knobhead James O'Brien fancies sueing someone.

Turns out he does!

https://twitter.com/mrjamesob/status/1634888059337465857?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Whoopee doo, UC sanctions to tighten.

I'm more and more convinced that we will see the return of Workhouses in the next 10 years.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/universal-credit-sanctions-hunt-budget-b2298836.html
The good news is Scope are saying it looks good for disabled people and people who are medically able to work?

The bad news is it also looks like they're going after single income families and expanding the list of people who they feel 'should' be working and placing sanction responsibility back in the hands of jobcentre staff.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

always read his handle as Mr. Jame SOB

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Bobby Deluxe posted:

The good news is Scope are saying it looks good for disabled people and people who are medically able to work?

The bad news is it also looks like they're going after single income families and expanding the list of people who they feel 'should' be working and placing sanction responsibility back in the hands of jobcentre staff.

It basically already was in their hands.
They'd send it up to a "decision maker" who the same as the others with a tiny bit more of a specialism and then they sanction people regardless because they don't give a gently caress

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I need Gary linekar closure

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I need Gary linekar closure

He can't hurt you anymore

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I need Gary linekar closure

He's getting deported under the new rules.
To a place called Leichestercity.
Sounds German.

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

surprised no one has started in on his creepy borderline noncey brother yet

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Charles has ordered them not to go down the "your brother is a paedo" route for some reason.

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