Elon Musk: He only experiences Dunning-Krugerrand

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Cool Kids Club Soda: Aug 20, 2010; 😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Ups_rail posted:

I feel like bj machines are wrong for some reason.....

I raise my fist in worker solidarity

# ? Mar 12, 2023 23:54

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 12:43

Almost Smart: Sep 14, 2001; so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

Ratjaculation posted:

just lol

further proof this man, despite his links to mining, has never been underground

It requires his boring company to drill a narrow tunnel in as straight a path as possible to work. That�s called synergy.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 23:56

The Last Call: Sep 9, 2011; Rehabilitating sinner

Know where they got the whole dick machine thing from?

A South Park episode.

Ironically, it's about Elon Musk and his trying to get to Mars.

# ? Mar 13, 2023 00:02

Cool Kids Club Soda: Aug 20, 2010; 😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

# ? Mar 13, 2023 00:05

Quote-Unquote: Oct 22, 2002

lol I just got banned from twitter for a tweet that said "I think holocaust deniers are losers and I hope they find an early grave"

# ? Mar 13, 2023 00:07

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

is that from that new zealand show? I vaguely remember something like that.

# ? Mar 13, 2023 00:21

Cool Kids Club Soda: Aug 20, 2010; 😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Buce posted:

is that from that new zealand show? I vaguely remember something like that.

Creamerie is a good show

# ? Mar 13, 2023 00:24

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Quote-Unquote posted:

lol I just got banned from twitter for a tweet that said "I think holocaust deniers are losers and I hope they find an early grave"

lol

elon next week: 6 million is an awfully big number... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

# ? Mar 13, 2023 00:27

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

oh I was going to ask if that is a NZ thing. the big guy in the bottom right looks like David Correos who i saw on their version of Taskmaster series 2.

# ? Mar 13, 2023 00:38

Ups_rail: Dec 8, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Quote-Unquote posted:

lol I just got banned from twitter for a tweet that said "I think holocaust deniers are losers and I hope they find an early grave"

did you state which holocaust?

# ? Mar 13, 2023 00:41

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

PhazonLink posted:

oh I was going to ask if that is a NZ thing. the big guy in the bottom right looks like David Correos who i saw on their version of Taskmaster series 2.

lmao okay it's not just me. i was like "wait i minute, i know that naked guy that's david correos"

# ? Mar 13, 2023 02:07

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

kissekatt posted:

Joke's on you, I'm pretty loving cool.

# ? Mar 13, 2023 02:24

Escape Goat: Jan 30, 2009

PhazonLink posted:

textbook blow job uniform

You must have gotten more comprehensive textbooks than me at school

# ? Mar 13, 2023 03:00

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Almost Smart posted:

It requires his boring company to drill a narrow tunnel in as straight a path as possible to work. That�s called synergy.

And then we'll get people to crawl down those tunnels to grab the emeralds.

The Boering Company.

# ? Mar 13, 2023 03:21

Entropic: Feb 21, 2007; patriarchy sucks

armpit_enjoyer posted:

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1634990607918829568

what a wonderful day to have eyes

Why is his Christmas stocking still up, and why is he posting from Mexico?

# ? Mar 13, 2023 03:23

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

Escape Goat posted:

You must have gotten more comprehensive textbooks than me at school

The ones they had sucked

# ? Mar 13, 2023 03:31

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

did anyone say blowjob uniform yet?

# ? Mar 13, 2023 03:36

Ups_rail: Dec 8, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Buce posted:

did anyone say blowjob uniform yet?

the members of the house and senate where these little pins to identify themselves

# ? Mar 13, 2023 03:38

Soggy Muffin: Jul 29, 2003

Entropic posted:

Why is his Christmas stocking still up, and why is he posting from Mexico?

That�s his cum sock, gotta let them hang up to dry

# ? Mar 13, 2023 03:39

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

What are the Chinese even doing with all this cum?

# ? Mar 13, 2023 03:53

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What are the Chinese even doing with all this cum?

Remember that spy balloon?

# ? Mar 13, 2023 04:02

repiv: Aug 13, 2009

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What are the Chinese even doing with all this cum?

developing a cum truck to surpass metal gear

https://twitter.com/TheCamSays/status/1606139940613419008

# ? Mar 13, 2023 04:12

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

Ror posted:

https://twitter.com/davidlparsons/status/1634683641484951552

imagine getting cornered by this guy at a dinner party

I would�ve figured zizek for a public transportation guy

# ? Mar 13, 2023 04:12

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

i think all goons look like slavoj but think, sound, and act like andy dick

# ? Mar 13, 2023 04:15

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Buce posted:

did anyone say blowjob uniform yet?

# ? Mar 13, 2023 04:42

gay picnic defence: Oct 5, 2009; I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

repiv posted:

developing a cum truck to surpass metal gear

https://twitter.com/TheCamSays/status/1606139940613419008

# ? Mar 13, 2023 09:40

Pyrtanis: Jun 30, 2007; The ghosts of our glories are gray-bearded guides; Fun Shoe

take a Tesla leave a Tesla, it's fine,

B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app

article posted:

It was only after he parked that Randev noticed the wheels were different from his car. He then called the person who messaged him and they realized he had taken the other person’s Tesla.

However, he was able to get in the car again, drive it again and pick up his children from school and the two met up to set things right.

article posted:

Randev said he reached out to Tesla, with the video evidence, but he had some emails bounce back and no one has contacted him so far.

Global News also reached out to Tesla multiple times but did not hear back.

“The corporate email in North America, it says the mailbox is full,” Randev said.

# ? Mar 13, 2023 10:38

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

Just another day in the back room of a Dairy Queen

# ? Mar 13, 2023 10:42

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Three piece (clown) suit, tie and a starched looking collar, but he paired all that with matching skate shoes. Disgusting.

# ? Mar 13, 2023 12:44

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

QuarkJets posted:

Just another day in the back room of a Dairy Queen

Dipping dots is the ice-cream of the future

# ? Mar 13, 2023 13:16

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Immediately after Elon buying Twitter, I got banned from twitter for telling Dinesh D'Souza that "I think it's time he gets hammered" in response to him tweeting the same thing about Nancy Pelosi. I appealed and was rejected because it's "targeted harassment" despite the man being a public figure on a public platform.

Free speech

# ? Mar 13, 2023 13:41