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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

petit choux posted:

Does Italiana have no prestige remaining for la dolce vita?

I watch a whole bunch of Italian-language cooking youtube and canned tomatoes are the norm even there, except when fantastic fresh tomatoes are available.

They like to dump canned whole tomatoes in a bowl and then smash them by sticking their hands in the bowl and smushing them. I find that extremely bizarre, possibly because I own a blender. Also I don't like tomato seeds, they have no flavor and they are unpleasant so I put my tomatoes through the Vitamix and then strain the result to get rid of the seeds.





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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


The father the son and the holy spirit. 2 of those are male but the spirit could be amorphous...maybe God is 1/3 gender fluid? Like he's a hard working Christian man 4 days of the week but then friday-monday he dressed like a twink and wears makeup and goes cruising for all genders

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

i won't stand for this anti-italian discrimination

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

blendy bones

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

What if God was one of us? What is god is gonna bust? *unf

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Blended up whole canned tomatoes taste better to me than pretty much any pre-canned sauce equivalent.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The Italians need to be made an offer they can't refuse

Like all-you-can-eat breadsticks

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


I got the ol blendy bones again

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

petit choux posted:

Like all-you-can-eat breadsticks

All you can blend breadsticks

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

ivermectin was turning him into an anime bad ending

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Hail Satan

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The Italians need to be made an offer they can't refuse

a discount on hair grease?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


emfive posted:

I watch a whole bunch of Italian

what a sicko

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Tomatoes naturally produce their own ethylene gas, and slowly redden as they ripen at their own pace, and that takes time. To speed up ripening, many companies lock immature green tomatoes in an ethylene-filled chamber, but this merely forces them to turn red, not ripe.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

i won't stand for this anti-italian discrimination

It's not discrimination, I'm just saying what needs to be said.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



The skins are an important distinction for tomato sauce i suppose. I use an immersion blender for fresh tomato sauce after some time in the pressure cooker

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

AxGrap posted:

Tomatoes naturally produce their own ethylene gas, and slowly redden as they ripen at their own pace, and that takes time. To speed up ripening, many companies lock immature green tomatoes in an ethylene-filled chamber, but this merely forces them to turn red, not ripe.

ty

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Homegrown vs store bought tomatoes is like night and day

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

AxGrap posted:

Homegrown vs store bought tomatoes is like night and day

same with porn

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

home grown porn ??

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


All of this talk about the Italians and their "food" is grossing me out

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Look at this loving youtube thumbnail jesus christ

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Rick Steves did a special on Naples and the #1 focus of that episode was how much crime there is in that city. The Italians can't stop doing crime, even at home.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

euphronius posted:

home grown porn ??

reopen the DPPH archive jeffrey

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

pfc shows up to the extremely gaudy pearly gates of heaven just sweating buckets after st peter says "ayyyyy big man, ova here 🤌"

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
i was told god in the sistine chapel was painted with tits.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Bethamphetamine posted:

Why are all cartoonists crazy?

either he's been replaced by a double or he's had so much plastic surgery over the years that he barely looks like the same person. hard to say

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


If they can't do crime to non-Italians, they do crime to each other. They're just addicted to crime.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Rick Steve’s is a big liberal

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

All of this talk about the Italians and their "food" is grossing me out

You sure bitch about the Italians a lot. Why am I not hearing more Slav cooking tips from this corner?

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

All of this talk about the Italians and their "food" is grossing me out

Would you prefer to talk about their films? I have a lot to say about their movies about Vietnam

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Mods please word filter Italians to Hondurans, Italy to Honduras and Spaghetti to Pupusas.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Italians are incredibly fun to listen to because they talk like Italians. I mean, that's one of the things you have to get over if you want to learn the language, that feeling that you're making fun of how Italians talk. No, it's not making fun, they actually talk like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYzKm1NjAZY

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Blended up whole canned tomatoes taste better to me than pretty much any pre-canned sauce equivalent.

Prepared sauces are all garbage but i suppose the alternative is work and time. With spaghetti sauce though all ya gotta do is saute aromatics, add vegetables and protein, and then toss that slop in the pressure cooker with tomatoes for an hour. That's like 10 or 20 minutes of work in order to have a vastly superior sauce

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

euphronius posted:

Rick Steve’s is a big liberal

yea he's very progressive, which is kind-of weird because the travel videos themselves are pretty boring

I mean I respect the guy, he works really hard

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

my stupid home town was so Italian they actually offered Italian in high schools

can you even imagine

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Hatebag posted:

Prepared sauces are all garbage but i suppose the alternative is work and time. With spaghetti sauce though all ya gotta do is saute aromatics, add vegetables and protein, and then toss that slop in the pressure cooker with tomatoes for an hour. That's like 10 or 20 minutes of work in order to have a vastly superior sauce

we should hang out

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Bethamphetamine posted:

America's 16th largest bank, which caters to Silicon Valley startups like Juicero, may not be a good place to keep more than $250,000 in a single account.

Cold pressed economy you can make at home? Yes, please!

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I like the “phantom bowel movements” side effect, I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean. Do they mean ghost poops? Those just happen.

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