What will cause the heavyweight title to stay vacant this time? This poll is closed. |
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Jon Jones goes on a pre-fight bender in Vegas | 3 | 8.11% | |
Jon Jones goes on a post-fight bender in Vegas | 1 | 2.70% | |
Jon Jones goes on a mid-fight bender in Vegas | 4 | 10.81% | |
Jon Jones tests positive for supercocaine, which USADA spends the next three months pretending is normal | 18 | 48.65% | |
A well-fought majority draw | 1 | 2.70% | |
No Contest on account of simultaneous dick kicks | 10 | 27.03% | |
Total: | 37 votes |
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https://twitter.com/LegionHoops/status/1634314481542270977?t=TG3ZPNPPFHO0CtApvht4Nw&s=19
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# ? Mar 12, 2023 07:11 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 15:50 |
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I'm pretty sure LeBron being on extras has been an open secret since his Miami days.
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# ? Mar 12, 2023 07:27 |
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The UFC crowned a new top bantamweight contender today with a history-breaking statistical performance and their twitter and instagram feeds are dozens of clips from Power Slap.
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# ? Mar 12, 2023 07:40 |
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Marching Powder posted:I'm pretty sure LeBron being on extras has been an open secret since his Miami days. oh all the NBA is same as every other sport where drug testing would be bad for the image like tennis, it's just funny says they share a dealer
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# ? Mar 12, 2023 08:19 |
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LobsterMobster posted:this is just sad, man Please don't forget this tweet which should be a shock to nobody about the platform chosen to broadcast that on, and the political ideology that Dana openly supported. https://twitter.com/FightOpinion/status/1634749956266528769
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# ? Mar 12, 2023 11:53 |
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Worst kept secret is that everyone in the NFL and NBA is on juice. CarlCX posted:The UFC crowned a new top bantamweight contender today with a history-breaking statistical performance and their twitter and instagram feeds are dozens of clips from Power Slap. To be honest if you were relying on instagram or twitter you wouldn't have known there was a card on yesterday for all the powerslap bullshit.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 01:12 |
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Eh if you care about UFC cards you should be relying on insta/twitter to tell you when there isn't a card on a Saturday, otherwise you should assume that there is. That being said, obviously, gently caress power slap and lmao at the fake tweets.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 01:26 |
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when VC money starts flowing again I'm pitching a premium VR/braindance/gig economy subscription for power slap where everyone watching is also slapped
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 01:50 |
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Brut, did Krylov say anything about the war? Was he speaking in Ukrainian or Russian? He got the "too controversial country" flag I wouldn't have been surprised if they left out what oblast he was from. Also lol https://twitter.com/MMAMircea/status/1634985271073869824
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 03:55 |
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Izzy should not be talking poo poo about going to sleep in round 5.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 03:57 |
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I think he was just legit tired. I've been that sleepy and sometimes watching 5 rounds of MMA will shut your lights out.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 04:06 |
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kimbo305 posted:Brut, did Krylov say anything about the war? Was he speaking in Ukrainian or Russian? Uh kind of, there was this: Brut posted:Jesus christ, ya'll probably didn't get this on the ESPN broadcast but Krylov looked around to the crowd and shouted "USA, USA" a couple times with like a 'what now?' kinda look, then changed it to "Russia" chants with the same cadence (ro-si-ya). gently caress Krylov. I do also remember him saying something in the postfight interview along the lines of "I wish all our fighters well in future battles" but it was pretty vague. You know what, since UFC actually posts postfight interviews on youtube now and there's good footage, DC: I'm here with Nikita Krylov, Nikita you guys were supposed to fight a couple weeks ago, but the moment the fight started you fought as if this was a one round fight, was this what you expected? NK: Uhh, yeah probably blyat, if I knew things would unfold this way I would've agreed to fight the previous time, joking of course, felt very sick. I want to ask forgiveness of the organization (UFC) for the first time in my life pulling out of a performance, hope I gave everyone good emotions this time, wishing good luck to all our men in future battles. Translator: Yeah if I knew the fight was gonna go like that I would've maybe said yes last time, it's a joke of course yeah I wasn't feeling well, I'd like to apologize to the organization for taking off that fight, this is the first time I've ever done it in the whole time I've been in the UFC, I hope everyone enjoyed the fight and I hope all the other guys that are behind me are gonna have a great fight. Uh the rest of the interview is just about some technical stuff in the fight itself and then one answer that he gives in English about wanting to rest, not gonna bother with that. Anyway I don't know for sure if the translator in the moment honestly thought Krylov was talking about other fighters later on the card, but from the exact language Krylov used I find it very unlikely that he wasn't referring to the war there, but it's vague enough that there's plausible deniability. If you wanna have a go at it yourself or ask someone else the relevant part of the sentence is: желаю удачи всем нашим парням в дальнейших боях
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 04:22 |
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Dana getting mad in comments of a post Mike Tyson probably got paid to make
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 05:00 |
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lmfao I love how Tyson's post is entirely in quotes
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 05:03 |
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Copy paste is hard
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 05:51 |
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BlindSite posted:To be honest if you were relying on instagram or twitter you wouldn't have known there was a card on yesterday for all the powerslap bullshit. see the UFC.com page for the Jones/Gane fight that covered 1/3rd of the screen with PowerSlap promotion (or that the UFC twitter/insta keeps reposting the PowerSlap promo poo poo). Brut posted:Eh if you care about UFC cards you should be relying on insta/twitter to tell you when there isn't a card on a Saturday, otherwise you should assume that there is. That being said, obviously, gently caress power slap and lmao at the fake tweets. This is stupid. UFC doesn't operate on an "every weekend" schedule like every other sports leagues, so using their social media spaces to keep track of when an event is on is not absurd. Who just assumes there's a UFC event on EVERY weekend?
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 08:23 |
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I wonder how long the white power slap hour can astroturf itself into relevancy and what the total damage will end up being - the marketing blitz felt like good money after bad before the show even aired, now we're at the "faking twitter engagement from ham-and-eggers and abandoned accounts" stage and its only the second (?) episode
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 08:30 |
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DoombatINC posted:I wonder how long the white power slap hour can astroturf itself into relevancy and what the total damage will end up being - the marketing blitz felt like good money after bad before the show even aired, now we're at the "faking twitter engagement from ham-and-eggers and abandoned accounts" stage and its only the second (?) episode Oh no, my friend. That was the big glitzy season finale. They were astroturfing fake engagement to pretend people watched its championship blowoff.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 08:35 |
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DoombatINC posted:I wonder how long the white power slap hour can astroturf itself into relevancy and what the total damage will end up being - the marketing blitz felt like good money after bad before the show even aired, now we're at the "faking twitter engagement from ham-and-eggers and abandoned accounts" stage and its only the second (?) episode The season finale had the shows worst-yet ratings. It’s over.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 09:19 |
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The dirt bag MMA media have once again unfairly sabotaged the genius of Dana White.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 09:22 |
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blue footed boobie posted:The season finale had the shows worst-yet ratings. It’s over. Dana White's response to this has been to say Power Slap's new home is out-and-out shithead internet zone Rumble, which is their new Spike TV. The Rumble stream, which is free on the internet, peaked at just about 195,000 viewers, which is 30,000 lower than the TV season finale did.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 09:48 |
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CarlCX posted:Dana White's response to this has been to say Power Slap's new home is out-and-out shithead internet zone Rumble, which is their new Spike TV. The Rumble stream, which is free on the internet, peaked at just about 195,000 viewers, which is 30,000 lower than the TV season finale did. not just "shithead internet zone" but "out and out racist loving and embracing online space because YouTube is 'too woke' but also think that businesses should be able to discriminate against people if they want but not against us" This was the live chat on Rumble. Weird how racist poo poo went up when non-white people were on the screen. https://twitter.com/EInsides/status/1634753358341853185 Mekchu fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Mar 13, 2023 |
# ? Mar 13, 2023 09:59 |
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1/3rd of the UFC's official YouTube channel in the past 8 days was PowerSlap content. But it's the media hating on Dana that is ruining people's appreciation for PowerSlap and not, you know, how much people just don't want to watch it at all after having it attempted to be forced down their throats by the "Fight Promotion Genius." Mekchu fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Mar 13, 2023 |
# ? Mar 13, 2023 10:32 |
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CarlCX posted:Oh no, my friend. That was the big glitzy season finale. They were astroturfing fake engagement to pretend people watched its championship blowoff.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 12:14 |
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I almost can't believe that Dana white slapped the poo poo out of his wife and then went all in on white power slap hour.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 13:16 |
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(excited to talk about white power slap with my friends) Did u see the part where he slapped the guy and he fell down
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:04 |
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TheKingslayer posted:The dirt bag MMA media have once again unfairly sabotaged the genius of Dana White.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 16:15 |
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I know a paycheque is a paycheque but there's no way Forrest Griffin or Jason Herzog are going hungry what the gently caress are they doing
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 16:46 |
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Maybe we can create a power slap thread, you guys talk about it non-stop. Seriously, its not MMA, why are you giving it so much attention?
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 16:58 |
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Because it's run by the MMA guy
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 17:07 |
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No one is talking about power slap, we're bitching about it as an extension of Dana white and his poor decision, a lot like when we discuss fighter pay. On the upsids metrics show this thing sucks and is failing so at some point in the next few months the conversation will change to power slap a lot how people talked about the xfl
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 17:29 |
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beep by grandpa posted:(excited to talk about white power slap with my friends) Did u see the part where he slapped the guy and he fell down So i haven’t seen power slap, but the whole reason that these slap competitions took off was that in a social media format a 15 second clip of some guy getting the absolute crap slapped out of him is actually kind of interesting and can go viral. The fact that Dana thought that it would somehow translate into a one hour longform show is wild. I have no clue what they’re showing in between slaps but I can’t imagine it’s interesting except to humanize the people getting CTE.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 18:40 |
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Mekchu posted:This is stupid. UFC doesn't operate on an "every weekend" schedule like every other sports leagues, so using their social media spaces to keep track of when an event is on is not absurd. Who just assumes there's a UFC event on EVERY weekend? lmao I didn't accuse anyone of being absurd. There were 42 UFC events last year, if that doesn't count as "almost every Saturday" in your book, we don't have to agree on that. I don't specifically know that much about how other sports leagues operate but don't they generally take like full months off because there are seasons? I mean obviously "is it currently <insert sport here> season" or whatever isn't something you'd be looking up over and over every weekend, but still I thought the UFC actually operates on more weekends on average than the major sports. Point is if every Friday you thought to yourself "I'm gonna watch UFC tomorrow" then something like 80% of the time you'd be right, and the other 20% you'd be surprised with some extra free time, seems like a win/win to me. Fozzy The Bear posted:Maybe we can create a power slap thread, you guys talk about it non-stop. It's because of things like this: Mekchu posted:1/3rd of the UFC's official YouTube channel in the past 8 days was PowerSlap content. Them putting this slap poo poo on the actual UFC channel is complete bullshit and it's this kind of poo poo that is forcing us to address it, at the end of the day while we did roll in the other MMA orgs in to the thread from the separate B-League thread, this is still a UFC-focused thread and if UFC is doing dumb poo poo we're gonna talk about it, even if said dumb poo poo isn't MMA. That being said, I don't think I've seen a single instance ITT of anyone posting positive things about the slap poo poo
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 19:15 |
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Feel like Usman is going to regain his belt this weekend. I really like Leon Edwards but can't help but see him as one of the few people who wins fights and actually lowers his stock in the process (thoroughly beat Diaz but my prevailing image from that fight is him getting rocked and almost losing in the final round; won the championship after being thoroughly dominated by Usman but landing a beautiful kick at the very end). A slightly more prepared Usman is going to be ready for that kick, with added fire and motivation to get the title back. IMO Usman is just a much better overall fighter. Anyway, I'll be back when Edwards wins by Round 1 submission because it's MMA and nothing makes sense.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 19:17 |
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Brut posted:Them putting this slap poo poo on the actual UFC channel is complete bullshit and it's this kind of poo poo that is forcing us to address it, at the end of the day while we did roll in the other MMA orgs in to the thread from the separate B-League thread, this is still a UFC-focused thread and if UFC is doing dumb poo poo we're gonna talk about it, even if said dumb poo poo isn't MMA. Yeah let's not go back to seperating threads, I don't think we're anywhere near having too many posts rather than the opposite.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 19:25 |
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Brut posted:It's because of things like this: gently caress, I guess they win. There is no were I can go to avoid people talking about slap league.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 19:28 |
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Oh poo poo, did you guys watch the lastest episiode? https://twitter.com/rubandamayonza1/status/1617834673509650432
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 19:29 |
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https://twitter.com/_willcompton/status/1634752506524995587 "Lol. You gotta watch this poo poo. @powerslapleague is going to be awesome."
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 19:30 |
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freak
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 19:35 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 15:50 |
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Yo FozzyBrut posted:That being said, I don't think I've seen a single instance ITT of anyone posting positive things about the slap poo poo This part of my post was not meant to be a challenge, what the gently caress are you doing? cut it out.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 19:37 |